Crystel Kertzmann

Crystel Kertzmann

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  • The God of Cookery The God of Cookery

    Crystel 2022-12-24 01:13:04

    "God of Cookery": Why should I stand here and teach you?

    In the capitalist society of Hong Kong in 1996, the capitalists controlled everything in the society. The "God of Cookery" played by Stephen Chow was a capitalist through and through at first. The film "God of Cookery", after putting aside the core of comedy, is a film about a capitalist controlling everything in the allocation of social resources.

    "God of Cookery" was a man-made "god" at the beginning, a "god" promoted by false advertisements. In the "God of Cookery Contest" held by...

  • The Virgin Suicides The Virgin Suicides

    Crystel 2022-12-21 07:38:37

    If Mr. Lisbon hadn't bought the house on that street...

    It wasn't until the end of the film that I had the opportunity to see the whole picture of the neighbors' houses. Those are good houses with three or four stories high. In contrast, the small houses of the Lisbon family are simply shabby. My kind math teacher, why are you dragging your family to live in a neighborhood that doesn't match your identity?

    At first it was 13-year-old Cecilia. The little girl might not really want to die. Who would have thought that she would die...

  • Salyut-7 Salyut-7

    Crystel 2022-12-17 06:55:46

    Space Surprise From Russia

    I can't remember how many space-themed movies I've seen, but the Russian one is the first time. The movie viewing experience is unexpectedly good. It is said that it only cost 40 million (RMB)! The effect is so stunning. Although the story is simple, the rhythm is compact and smooth, and the key moments are gripping. Several leading actors are great, the two male protagonists, the male protagonist's boss, and the male protagonist's wife are completely Russian and beautiful. Maybe a little...

  • SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

    Crystel 2022-11-21 09:27:44

    Send Daxing to catch the jellyfish!

    An excellent cartoon. What is deeply appealing is the black humor, which is perfectly grasped with the plot plot in the cartoon. The black humor guarantees that you are very happy to watch it. Although you are not smiling, you will find all kinds of interesting stalks in it, which is very enjoyable. SpongeBob SquarePants’ optimistic joy is traced in every episode. It’s like composing and singing together while driving (even if it doesn’t make sense), and catching boring jellyfish with Pai...

  • Spectral Spectral

    Crystel 2022-11-17 01:31:22

    Very strong!

    The special effects are exquisite and the plot is compact. The U.S. imperial civil war with the background of postmodern warfare, on the battlefield is like a ghostly death. It reproduces the truth that science and technology are the primary development force and productivity. Another low-cost boutique! Watch how an all-rounder spectroscopic physics-engineered weapons expert saves the world. Of course, the ending of such movies inevitably judges war and good and evil, and just like the man...

  • The Kissing Booth The Kissing Booth

    Crystel 2022-10-26 16:06:27

    Another youth school drama

    Long-lost American campus romance dramas. I remember that I really liked these youth campus dramas when I was in college. I always feel that the life of American high school students is always rich and colorful. There are always a few beautiful and arrogant girls. Of course, the marginalized people who are watching must have a romantic encounter between the male lead and the female lead.

    The Kissing Pavilion is no exception, but the...

  • A Love Song for Bobby Long A Love Song for Bobby Long

    Crystel 2022-10-19 13:54:56

    A Love Song for Bobby Long

    The news of her mother’s death caused the girl Paslin (Scarlett Johansson) to return to her home in the country. She did not expect that there were two strange people living in the old house left by her mother. Lang (played by John Travolta), is an old, sloppy alcoholic man, and a student Lanson (played by Gabriel Macht) who plans to write a biography for him. The three lived together temporarily. From Bobby Long’s mouth, Paslin heard many of her mother’s past, and it also allowed her to find...

  • Bodyguard Bodyguard

    Crystel 2022-10-10 12:02:49

    Anti-routine

    The male lead is very good, and it is still a young love, which is very attractive. The passion scene inside.. is also very good hahaha. The plot setting is very tight, and the dialogue is also very tight. There are also clues in the dialogue. One event after another. The emotional line is also very beautiful, although the ending is not stated, I don't know if there will be a second season. Personally, I think this story could have a second season. The ending is not clear, but it is very...

  • Toni Erdmann Toni Erdmann

    Crystel 2022-09-22 19:04:24

    Unreasonable begging

    I liked the father-daughter relationship that was deeply hidden in the beginning of the film, but at the back, the screenwriter seemed to deliberately find some gimmicks, illogical exaggerated plots, and the relationship between this group of characters disappeared after a period of sex. The beginning of the nude party is understandable, but the attire of the father is not clearly explained at all, it is a visually weird presentation, which is out of tune with the whole film style. Also, has...

  • Parade's End Parade's End

    Crystel 2022-09-21 21:14:56

    In the end, he deserves it

    I just finished watching it, it took me 2 days, I was so anxious to finish it, all because there was a turning point in the middle, S went to C, and S finally told C some facts or her own real thoughts, I was so excited, I sat down The cafeteria hasn't been touched all afternoon. After watching the drama, I am now full of clothes and the smell of rice. I hold my breath. The third party's disapproval, no matter what the reason, when V accompanied C to greet his comrades in arms, I felt that...

  • Sputnik Sputnik

    Crystel 2022-09-18 12:17:35

    just passing little monster movie

    Not very good looking. The little monsters in the pattern have little damage, which leads to a small plot, a small thriller, and a small scene. I want to feel more fierce monsters. Who called you a monster movie, right? There are several ways for this kind of film. One is to follow the road of "Extremely Deep Cold", which is visually enjoyable and hearty. The second is to take the road of "Alien", but you have to be scary enough, and the monsters have to be vicious and fierce...

  • Dumplings Dumplings

    Crystel 2022-09-04 23:14:29

    How can we stay together till old age?

    Whether it is "Dumplings in Three Watches" or "The Husband", whether it is horror and despair or black humor, women's old age and fading and men's eternal pursuit of 20-year-old women's ketone bodies are more ancient and unchanging contradictions. There are many things we can't change, but it's clear that if you only rely on a skin bag to grab a man's heart, you will only fail in the end.

    The plot aside, I think everyone should have heard such a joke. At a class reunion, everyone...

  • Sundays and Cybèle Sundays and Cybèle

    Crystel 2022-08-28 22:59:36

    Reminds me of "Butterfly"

    I think of Isabel, the little girl in "Butterfly". Sibel and Isabel in "Flowers Falling" have many similarities. One has only his father and the other has only his mother; one was abandoned by his father and the other was neglected by his mother; He has a simple appearance and a mature heart. There are also many similarities in the plot of the two films, such as the stories between a little girl and an adult man, which are very touching. Of course, there are many differences, such as one about...

  • Metro Metro

    Crystel 2022-08-21 01:05:13

    The film is on fire

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to...

  • Spider-Man Spider-Man

    Crystel 2022-07-25 21:52:49

    The founder of superhero movies

    Greatness starts from the ordinary. Spider-Man is the most typical legend of diaosi counterattacks. It has achieved the spiritual core of the greater the superhero's ability, the greater the responsibility. Although there have been three versions of Peter Parker, he still feels that the original one is more precious, and the one with Dependent Origination is the most classic. Toby Maguire’s temperament is also in line with the setting of a commoner hero. The shy and infatuated...

  • Crystel 2022-04-19 09:02:49

    Everything was fucked up, but we can get by this!

  • Crystel 2022-04-16 09:01:09

    Worthy of the three episodes of bbc, this rhythm, swish swish, in the past, the two have known each other and fell in love and turned away. Hugh's charm is not diminished. Card for him...

  • Crystel 2022-04-08 09:01:13

    The entire town is finally revealed, including the protagonist, who are all living dead resurrected by black magic. The atmosphere is ok.

  • Crystel 2022-04-06 09:01:07

    It's very funny when you come up. If you want to test whether Chucky is alive, isn't it over to just open the battery cover? Don't the first few Chucky have internal organs... The forced reversal in the back is even more funny, is there any need? Andy, as an old male protagonist, is so stupid, it's better to make a cameo

  • Crystel 2022-04-05 09:01:07

    Is this telling the bottom to improve the class through marriage?

  • Crystel 2022-04-04 09:01:08

    There are actually a few episodes that touched my tears. TUT's favorite super-vigorous girl, Mino Pear! !

  • Crystel 2022-04-04 08:01:01

    After procrastinating for a long time, this boring film finally came to an end. The restoration part of the authoritative obedience electric shock experiment is beautiful, and the opening chapter is eye-catching. If the director didn't try to pile up all the forms, techniques and languages ​​in one film, and play greedily with stage effects, breaking the fourth wall, Hollywood black and white old movie sets, surreal techniques, etc. Instead, go deeper.

  • Crystel 2022-04-02 09:01:18

    Favorite Dead in the Wild series

  • Crystel 2022-04-02 09:01:14

    Maybe I'm not objective, but I think Beyonce has done a lot, and she's not praised as a singer, but she certainly shouldn't be criticized. I don't know how to express history vigorously, but I think the effect achieved by this tepid expression is very profound. It's not just about history, it's about music, but it's also about racism and love. Chess and his company and his singers are legends

  • Crystel 2022-03-30 09:01:12

    Old man BOB's typical knife mouth tofu heart. Jiang is still old and spicy, FORD's aura is perfect for FRASER, and the uncle plays weakly.

  • Crystel 2022-03-30 09:01:06

    Humans laugh when they think about God. Although I have no doubts about the existence of God and the like, I still believe in the ignorance and insignificance of being a human being. The film is not good-looking, but it is not enough to give 1 star and 2 stars to tease everyone. If you are interested in religion, check it out

  • Crystel 2022-03-29 09:01:09

    Too awesome and funny Jenica Alba

  • Crystel 2022-03-29 09:01:04

    The incomparably grand three battles of ancient costumes, really, this is the kind of thing that the Bayi Factory made in the three major battles. The director's eyes are only on the commander-in-chief of both sides. In essence, this is a pseudo-documentary

  • Crystel 2022-03-29 09:01:04

    The taste is too heavy, otherwise 4 points. But it's complicated

  • Crystel 2022-03-28 09:01:14

    Hollywood is getting more and more perfunctory, just like my middle school composition.