Crystel Kertzmann

Crystel Kertzmann

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  • The God of Cookery The God of Cookery

    Crystel 2022-12-24 01:13:04

    "God of Cookery": Why should I stand here and teach you?

    In the capitalist society of Hong Kong in 1996, the capitalists controlled everything in the society. The "God of Cookery" played by Stephen Chow was a capitalist through and through at first. The film "God of Cookery", after putting aside the core of comedy, is a film about a capitalist controlling everything in the allocation of social resources.

    "God of Cookery" was a man-made "god" at the beginning, a "god" promoted by false advertisements. In the "God of Cookery Contest" held by...

  • The Virgin Suicides The Virgin Suicides

    Crystel 2022-12-21 07:38:37

    If Mr. Lisbon hadn't bought the house on that street...

    It wasn't until the end of the film that I had the opportunity to see the whole picture of the neighbors' houses. Those are good houses with three or four stories high. In contrast, the small houses of the Lisbon family are simply shabby. My kind math teacher, why are you dragging your family to live in a neighborhood that doesn't match your identity?

    At first it was 13-year-old Cecilia. The little girl might not really want to die. Who would have thought that she would die...

  • Salyut-7 Salyut-7

    Crystel 2022-12-17 06:55:46

    Space Surprise From Russia

    I can't remember how many space-themed movies I've seen, but the Russian one is the first time. The movie viewing experience is unexpectedly good. It is said that it only cost 40 million (RMB)! The effect is so stunning. Although the story is simple, the rhythm is compact and smooth, and the key moments are gripping. Several leading actors are great, the two male protagonists, the male protagonist's boss, and the male protagonist's wife are completely Russian and beautiful. Maybe a little...

  • SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants

    Crystel 2022-11-21 09:27:44

    Send Daxing to catch the jellyfish!

    An excellent cartoon. What is deeply appealing is the black humor, which is perfectly grasped with the plot plot in the cartoon. The black humor guarantees that you are very happy to watch it. Although you are not smiling, you will find all kinds of interesting stalks in it, which is very enjoyable. SpongeBob SquarePants’ optimistic joy is traced in every episode. It’s like composing and singing together while driving (even if it doesn’t make sense), and catching boring jellyfish with Pai...

  • Spectral Spectral

    Crystel 2022-11-17 01:31:22

    Very strong!

    The special effects are exquisite and the plot is compact. The U.S. imperial civil war with the background of postmodern warfare, on the battlefield is like a ghostly death. It reproduces the truth that science and technology are the primary development force and productivity. Another low-cost boutique! Watch how an all-rounder spectroscopic physics-engineered weapons expert saves the world. Of course, the ending of such movies inevitably judges war and good and evil, and just like the man...

  • The Kissing Booth The Kissing Booth

    Crystel 2022-10-26 16:06:27

    Another youth school drama

    Long-lost American campus romance dramas. I remember that I really liked these youth campus dramas when I was in college. I always feel that the life of American high school students is always rich and colorful. There are always a few beautiful and arrogant girls. Of course, the marginalized people who are watching must have a romantic encounter between the male lead and the female lead.

    The Kissing Pavilion is no exception, but the...

  • A Love Song for Bobby Long A Love Song for Bobby Long

    Crystel 2022-10-19 13:54:56

    A Love Song for Bobby Long

    The news of her mother’s death caused the girl Paslin (Scarlett Johansson) to return to her home in the country. She did not expect that there were two strange people living in the old house left by her mother. Lang (played by John Travolta), is an old, sloppy alcoholic man, and a student Lanson (played by Gabriel Macht) who plans to write a biography for him. The three lived together temporarily. From Bobby Long’s mouth, Paslin heard many of her mother’s past, and it also allowed her to find...

  • Bodyguard Bodyguard

    Crystel 2022-10-10 12:02:49

    Anti-routine

    The male lead is very good, and it is still a young love, which is very attractive. The passion scene inside.. is also very good hahaha. The plot setting is very tight, and the dialogue is also very tight. There are also clues in the dialogue. One event after another. The emotional line is also very beautiful, although the ending is not stated, I don't know if there will be a second season. Personally, I think this story could have a second season. The ending is not clear, but it is very...

  • Toni Erdmann Toni Erdmann

    Crystel 2022-09-22 19:04:24

    Unreasonable begging

    I liked the father-daughter relationship that was deeply hidden in the beginning of the film, but at the back, the screenwriter seemed to deliberately find some gimmicks, illogical exaggerated plots, and the relationship between this group of characters disappeared after a period of sex. The beginning of the nude party is understandable, but the attire of the father is not clearly explained at all, it is a visually weird presentation, which is out of tune with the whole film style. Also, has...

  • Parade's End Parade's End

    Crystel 2022-09-21 21:14:56

    In the end, he deserves it

    I just finished watching it, it took me 2 days, I was so anxious to finish it, all because there was a turning point in the middle, S went to C, and S finally told C some facts or her own real thoughts, I was so excited, I sat down The cafeteria hasn't been touched all afternoon. After watching the drama, I am now full of clothes and the smell of rice. I hold my breath. The third party's disapproval, no matter what the reason, when V accompanied C to greet his comrades in arms, I felt that...

  • Sputnik Sputnik

    Crystel 2022-09-18 12:17:35

    just passing little monster movie

    Not very good looking. The little monsters in the pattern have little damage, which leads to a small plot, a small thriller, and a small scene. I want to feel more fierce monsters. Who called you a monster movie, right? There are several ways for this kind of film. One is to follow the road of "Extremely Deep Cold", which is visually enjoyable and hearty. The second is to take the road of "Alien", but you have to be scary enough, and the monsters have to be vicious and fierce...

  • Dumplings Dumplings

    Crystel 2022-09-04 23:14:29

    How can we stay together till old age?

    Whether it is "Dumplings in Three Watches" or "The Husband", whether it is horror and despair or black humor, women's old age and fading and men's eternal pursuit of 20-year-old women's ketone bodies are more ancient and unchanging contradictions. There are many things we can't change, but it's clear that if you only rely on a skin bag to grab a man's heart, you will only fail in the end.

    The plot aside, I think everyone should have heard such a joke. At a class reunion, everyone...

  • Sundays and Cybèle Sundays and Cybèle

    Crystel 2022-08-28 22:59:36

    Reminds me of "Butterfly"

    I think of Isabel, the little girl in "Butterfly". Sibel and Isabel in "Flowers Falling" have many similarities. One has only his father and the other has only his mother; one was abandoned by his father and the other was neglected by his mother; He has a simple appearance and a mature heart. There are also many similarities in the plot of the two films, such as the stories between a little girl and an adult man, which are very touching. Of course, there are many differences, such as one about...

  • Metro Metro

    Crystel 2022-08-21 01:05:13

    The film is on fire

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to mention specifically.

    Tong Liu Ming. Post as proof. Not to...

  • Spider-Man Spider-Man

    Crystel 2022-07-25 21:52:49

    The founder of superhero movies

    Greatness starts from the ordinary. Spider-Man is the most typical legend of diaosi counterattacks. It has achieved the spiritual core of the greater the superhero's ability, the greater the responsibility. Although there have been three versions of Peter Parker, he still feels that the original one is more precious, and the one with Dependent Origination is the most classic. Toby Maguire’s temperament is also in line with the setting of a commoner hero. The shy and infatuated...

  • Crystel 2022-04-24 07:01:07

    Generally fun coen brothers.

  • Crystel 2022-04-24 07:01:05

    "Tattoo giant baby + annoying accent boy" mutual conflict setting can adjust the few buddy cops films nowadays. Of course, it is good, but another one is perfunctory enough to play tricks on sea, land and air (even more terrible is the constant parasitic!). Seeing that the second half was too sleepy, I had to play the game of "marry, sleep and kill" in my head; after careful thinking, my decision was: (marry) Idris Elba (sleep) Jason Statham (kill) Dwayne Johnson [.

  • Crystel 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Benign pua master, very funny, family comedy.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:04:47

    Full of shit! Can't stand this ending! To understand this film as feminism is a bit narrow-minded of the director. It is an epic of human suffering. It still feels too straightforward, I guessed from the beginning that the hero is the son of the heroine's previous life, haha.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:03:58

    It's not that much worse than the first one.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:03:00

    The full two stars, the theme, narrative and story are so-so, but for the good luck that the 1993 class may have, I hope Finch can fulfill his long-cherished wish and win the gold medal. It is best to have a grand slam and one star for friendship. .

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:02:33

    Everything was perfect except for Deneuve's performance

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:02:04

    This piece seems to be tainted with the loss, anxiety and paranoia of Film Noir. Debbie is another form of Femme Fatale, tinged with the same ethnicity as the usual Russian beauties at Film Noir. The desert sun devours the minds of the characters like mercury lamps. This is also what Leone lacks.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:01:52

    I found a world without lies, very, very strange.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:01:45

    It is generally believed that what people do when they grow up is usually related to what happened to them when they were young, but after hearing the confession of the "machine" in the film, I wonder if some people are born evil? Or are they still affected by the shadows of childhood, they just don't realize it.

  • Crystel 2022-04-23 07:01:42

    Wow, I actually crossed over in the end. As the male protagonist, it seems not very calm to keep shouting NO NO NO. This horror movie is really funny, colorful blood spray

  • Crystel 2022-04-22 07:01:48

    A woman's brutal upbringing, facilitated by her father and lover - two of her closest and very selfish men

  • Crystel 2022-04-22 07:01:43

    In the play of boiling frogs in warm water, tasks 2 and 6 are the two major card points. If you can get through it, you can't stop at all. But the male protagonist's situation is not enough to pass the sixth level, it's a ridiculous feeling, which affects the experience. Since the word of mouth is half a catty, the Thai version will wait until retirement to watch it -_-!

  • Crystel 2022-04-22 07:01:41

    At the beginning, I was sprouted by the little girl, right? It's a pity that the plot is too deliberate and too forceful.

  • Crystel 2022-04-22 07:01:37

    A firefighter's inner world and touching experiences, his heroic deeds are vividly displayed.