Christophe Bartell

Christophe Bartell

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  • Only Yesterday Only Yesterday

    Christophe 2022-12-11 02:36:57

    140 words more than one word is not enough "The Fairy Tale of the Years"

    When I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, I transferred to another class, and I was accompanied by a girl from the same class. At that time, some classmates always coaxed us to say that we were a couple. In fact, we were more like brothers and sisters. Later, I fell in love with the girls in the front row, and we fought like this until graduation. Looking back now, when I was in elementary school, I was also very good in composition and very poor in mathematics. I also practiced...

  • A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas

    Christophe 2022-12-04 14:37:58

    Let's review the 3

    In fact, watching this series of movies is entirely aimed at Neil Patrick Harris.
    It is also the first time to watch an R-rated comedy, but the laughs and content are really good.
    Since I watched 3 parts of the entire series in one afternoon, I will comment together.

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    First of all, I want to talk about a happy Indian and a serious Korean being together. It’s a laugh in itself.
    But when I watched the movie, I really couldn't laugh...

  • Parasyte: The Maxim Parasyte: The Maxim

    Christophe 2022-11-27 19:41:53

    very deep

    How did I miss such a show in 2014. Among them, the most prominent is naturally the parasite's thinking about the relationship with humans and the world, which leads to the relationship between humans and animals, between different species of creatures at the same level, and the world and the earth. Insects are parasitic beasts to human beings; why are humans not parasitic beasts to the earth? Because human beings are polluting and destroying the earth, the...

  • The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir The Extraordinary Journey of the Fakir

    Christophe 2022-11-26 16:52:03

    Countless slots...

    France and Rome are all developed countries, right? I don’t know if I have a prejudice against the male protagonist’s appearance, but judging from the male protagonist’s appearance and the long-term impression left by India in other countries, it is actually? ? Of course, these are all auxiliary chicken ribs. The male protagonist can do nothing except stealing, (oh and doing magic) how did he win the hearts of the elite American women in France? ? Okay, let's assume that they are love at...

  • Blitz Blitz

    Christophe 2022-11-21 05:10:18

    Too bad, wasting money, wasting movie stars, wasting time

    The whole scene treats those policemen as 2b.
       If things were in the 80s, it’s still the same

       now. Now it’s the 21st century. Then write that no matter how weak a policeman is, it’s no better than that perverted mad and stupid

       . camera distort
      did not bring gloves gloves ah ah did not have a fingerprint check the camera did not find a crooked yet
      seen evidence there, ah

       pervert into the police station when it came out in that big bag...

  • Special Forces Special Forces

    Christophe 2022-11-19 20:00:40

    The French version of the sun's tears! War please let the woman go away!

    In fact, the film is a French version of Sun Tear.
    A reporter went deep behind the enemy line to try to obtain some key news, but was discovered by an organization and was kidnapped on the way.
    A French TF team composed of various units had just completed a beheading operation. After learning that the reporter had been kidnapped, it was sent to rescue.
    In the end, only two survived.

    Tucao point of the film. .
    1. A sniper who has served in the army for a long time...

  • Teletubbies Teletubbies

    Christophe 2022-11-12 18:31:17

    Talking about "Teletubbies" from Developmental Psychology

    Children 1 to 4 years old:

    Begin to understand object permanence in the physical world.

    Start using recognition and symbols, and information processing speeds up.

    Communicate through language and use a single word to represent the whole meaning.

    Although the brain is the fastest growing organ in the human body, the function and cognition of the brain are accepted by this cartoon at the age of 1-4. Children at this age do not use logical operations to solve...

  • Sex and the City Sex and the City

    Christophe 2022-11-08 17:17:52

    When the one appears, city is no longer only sex

    sex and the city from the first episode
    they made their attitude they demean man in manhattan
    they thought they could enjoy sex like a man and
    then Carrie said: when the one came out everything was gone and
    indeed in the end they didn't find it My own dream MR.right,
    but they are very happy
    Charlotte has always wanted to marry a handsome and gentleman from a family background, but Harry is not
    Miranda, who likes strong and professional men, but gave up...

  • Headshot Headshot

    Christophe 2022-11-04 07:13:39

    One flourishes and then declines three times

    Deliberately imitating "Assault", people think it is "Assault 3". "Assault 1" is amazing, and the story and characters of "Assault 2" have been strengthened. And this one is neither stunning nor has a character in the story.

    This prison is also too backward. After the riot, these prison guards didn't wear body armor or helmets, so they broke in like this? Anyway, let's fire a tear gas first, right? In order to be cool, the director sometimes ignores logic.

    The nurse is beautiful...

  • Agora Agora

    Christophe 2022-10-28 22:52:39

    noble woman philosopher

    Blind and fanatical religion, extols the name of forgiveness, and hides the hideous and contemptible lice in practical ornate robes.
      I don't know what a big heart is, I don't know the preciousness of life, I don't know the human art and wisdom accumulated in the long river of preservation time.
      I don't know the purest soul of the pursuit of truth, this beam of unyielding light makes all the rude people in power ashamed, and those who go against their hearts ashamed.
      The...

  • Adam's Rib Adam's Rib

    Christophe 2022-10-14 17:57:22

    [Film Review] Adam's Rib (1949)

    Another battle of wits from Tracy-Hepburn collaborations (their sixth), in Cukor's ADAM'S RIB, they play married lawyers Adam and Amanda Bonner, who respectively becomes the prosecutor and defense lawyer of the trial against Doris Attinger (Holliday, making her strong mark with an affecting personality), a distraught housewife who shoots and wounds her two-timed husband Warren (Ewell)...

  • Bubble Boy Bubble Boy

    Christophe 2022-10-10 22:43:33

    After all, the bubbles embrace each other in constant love

    Beijing TV used to have a column "HP (Lenovo) Universal Pictures". Every Sunday, 2 or 3 of the latest movies would be edited and played in about ten minutes. It was such a chance that I knew about this movie— — but didn’t see it for the first time until today, 13 years later.

    Although the child with a deficient immune system is a sad story in reality, as a romantic light comedy, this film is even more exciting than what I remembered at the beginning. There are many bright spots that...

  • Flirting Scholar Flirting Scholar

    Christophe 2022-10-08 23:36:43

    Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance 1993

    The Golden Classic can never be surpassed, no matter how many times you watch it, you will never get tired of it. Xing Ye's works always make people laugh when they see them, and they have endless aftertastes after reading them, and they always feel that they are not satisfied. Tang Bohu has good looks, knowledge, courage, and fame. He is regarded as an idol, and naturally he is not willing to live a mediocre life. The so-called genius is lonely, so he is eager to meet a confidant....

  • Steins;Gate Steins;Gate

    Christophe 2022-10-03 10:14:11

    Another "magic"

    The first work that felt a huge difference between itself and the public's taste. I won't feel so bad after just watching one episode, and I won't even rate it, but after watching the rave reviews, I forced myself to watch more than a dozen episodes, and I was disgusted by the results. It was like eating very unappetizing food. The same, I skipped to the last few episodes and watched it, and finally I could accept it. I thought how good it would be if I could have done the last few episodes...

  • Homeland Homeland

    Christophe 2022-09-14 02:12:12

    Nothing to do, arrogant heroine

    Americans just like to make themselves great and not meddle in Iraqi internal affairs? Are you playing on other people's land every day?

    The heroine makes it seem that she is the only one in the whole situation who is doing things, and the others are decorations. Individualism ignores any rules. If the boss wants to be late for a meeting, he will be late, and if he wants to leave, he will leave. Just an ordinary operator, without any special talent except...

  • Christophe 2022-04-21 09:02:29

    What a difficult subject to photograph! Jiang Ning is simply a character more difficult to determine than Hannah in "The Reader", and every other person in court also has his own irrefutable position. I like the last sentence the judge said to Jiang Ning's defense lawyer: "Logic alone is not enough, even God can't do some things." This judge who often judges others on behalf of God must have just experienced a time to understand human nature. limit.

  • Christophe 2022-04-21 09:01:53

    Bruce Willis is so old.

  • Christophe 2022-04-21 09:01:38

    It's good, you know, this friendship between men is so funny~~ Also, those pussies who only have good female friends and no buddies are actually quite pitiful and pathetic, but I still don't sympathize with you.. .you don't have buddies because you don't deserve it...why am i so angry...

  • Christophe 2022-04-21 09:01:17

    The directors of middle school education offices all over the world are acting one by one

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:02:38

    It warms the heart from the heart. Beautiful Finnish scenery, pure snow world, exquisite handmade wooden toys... and the pure wishes of those who are simple. Although there are no twists and turns in the plot and no visual effects, it is such a simple story that explains the legend of the most famous old man in details. And it's so convincing, so endearing. When you have children in the future, you must share this love with them in childhood

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:02:37

    I watched it in English class, maybe documentaries are like this, I always feel a little bored

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:02:36

    It is said that Zhang Yimou was engaged in audition at that time.

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:02:28

    Love is like the smile of summer flowers, and death is like the sigh of autumn leaves. Who will appear in the last dream of your life? Lost the beloved Qin, but you who loved me so easily forgot me, as if you were taken away from all the strength to move on. It turned out to be a film adapted from a picture book, full of freehand poetic shots, like a sad fairy tale fable

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:02:26

    I hate dogma the most in my life, and if you want to, I will not be the best. The old man said that when you dance, you can be a little more feminine. As a result, the calf got the way and jumped on it coquettishly. When the old man was happy, he said that you were accepted. Everyone was happy, and everyone lived peacefully. I like inspirational films, and I absolutely hate inspirational films that are sprinkled with a lot of dog blood. You say that this girl is very lucky. After a meal, you will meet a team that will only care about important people in the future. That is, she, this little girl, will know what dance a woman should dance. a handful. Are you saying it has to be like this?

  • Christophe 2022-04-20 09:01:47

    Retro version of superheroes! The square-faced heroine is not a person with super powers, but she is the real super heroine of S.H.I.E.L.D.!

  • Christophe 2022-04-15 09:01:07

    Japanese alternate version: "水の中のつぼみ", Marie=Nakahara Mai, Floriane=Ito Shizuo. from Ito Shizuo to Nakahara: "Private の first body はあなたがいいの." (beat the table)

  • Christophe 2022-04-13 09:01:06

    I thought it would be better if only the two-act play format was retained, the third act was completely controlled by the extreme humor of the plot, and became low-level (but not humorous)... The first part has the strongest density/spatiality, the third The scene feels a little bit reduced to some sort of farce show. If the density of Tati's film can be equated to the common opening/closing of 16 split screens/frames, then the first act is 1/8 of Tati's (a kind of compliment). In the second act, the backstage sound is stripped away, and the characters' actions have become mime under this condition, which is very suitable for such an exaggerated interpretation. The occasional backstage voice and additions to the front-office narration are also interesting.

  • Christophe 2022-04-12 09:01:09

    The teenagers finally became people who their mothers didn't even know

  • Christophe 2022-04-05 08:01:01

    I tell you how long should a woman's legs be? Long enough to complain about the subtitles of the North Film Festival, the mess is too affecting the look and feel

  • Christophe 2022-04-04 09:01:08

    The story of the old-fashioned killer's counterattack, not sentimental, not touching, but also a bunch of nonsense scenes~