Austin Bashirian

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:42

cold jokes in chibi

[After watching] The cold jokes
in Chibi went to see Chibi with my classmates today, and I was completely shocked.

I thought it was the most classic first:

Zhou: "It's not hot, why are you using an old fan?"

Pig: " I need to keep calm at all times."

Me: "!%￥%#￥!·#!￥!"

There is a paragraph behind the two of them looking at Caojun Water Village, Zhou asked what the pig thinks.

Pig: "I need to calm down, you What?"

Zhou: "I...

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:32

So I turned around and walked towards the mountains

A good film, why such a low score, speechless, although the full score is still poor... (Bong Junhao's films I have watched are all good, I thought his level has dropped so much)

The details in the mountains are very good, whether it is Yuzi and Meijia, or Grandpa and Meijia. The only embarrassing thing is that the selfish inferiority of the truck driver is too embarrassing, and the explanation of some plots (especially the complicated relationship of the Miranda...

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:23

The upgrade story of the old wet Australian soup

One of the most amazing sci-fi films in 2018 is also the beginning of the Australian movie. The paralyzed male protagonist gained extraordinary physical fitness and fighting ability after implanting a super chip in his bone marrow, and with the help of the chip, he moved forward step by step. Close to the truth But the truth doesn't matter, it's whether the chip strengthens your mind or body or you're going to be its slave. Logan Marshall looks too much like Tom Hardy for that. Movies are...

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:11

Appropriate music.

Appropriate music.
If you want to ask me, what impressed me the most after watching this movie?
Then I'd say; it's the background music in the movie.
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I chose to watch this movie alone at 2:00 in the middle of the night after taking a cold shower.
In the city of Guangzhou, I can already understand and speak Cantonese.
I am very fortunate to have a Cantonese version of "In the Mood for Love".

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   The music in the film is just right,...

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:06

It's getting dark in the sky, please close your eyes

2 bandits 2 police, 150 civilians.
On the first night, 1 police officer hangs up, and then another 1 police officer wants to organize civilians to find the killer. At the beginning, a killer was detected and put it on the pk platform (it was tied, but unfortunately he lost his mobile phone), one of the killers gained the trust of the police because he could write software, the killer was too interested, and all the evidence was to frame the police , so that the civilians have also shaken...

Austin 2022-04-22 07:01:05

"The big things are supported by love"

This may be a reflection on life.
We have always known that we only have one life.
But Tom Tykway, the director of "Lola Run", has completed a performance-style elaboration on life through the assumption of life.

"Lola Run" is a very special film both in terms of conception and movement.
The film spreads out with three different endings of the heroine Lola and her boyfriend, which is very novel in conception.
This is just a 20-minute story, but it is also a story...

Austin 2022-04-21 09:01:02

We rip them in half with machine guns and give them a Bundy

The clip lighting was exceptional, especially in those days. The lighting in the back part is extremely accurate and can be used as a demonstration film for lighting lessons.

The lines in this film are interesting:
1. The Viet Cong did not have a labor party. They either stood firm or moved quickly; what they wanted for vacation was cold rice and a little bit of rat meat. They have two paths: death or victory.
2. As long as our officers and teams come here for a year, they...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:02:46

collective sense of security

Too scattered, and many places are too long, such as the Chinese class at the beginning of the school.

The music is a bit too much...

Reminds me of running gymnastics in high school, requiring consistent pace and loud slogans. Euphemistically called - exercise, release stress. In fact, when I was most stressed, it was running exercises, because I couldn’t keep up with the collective tune, I was criticized again and again by DNB, and I was pulled out to run alone; Feeling: "You...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:02:43

Whether it's human or ghost, I love you

Mario is human and loves his wife, so he loves her whether she is human or a ghost. A wife is a ghost and loves her husband, so she loves her whether she is a human or a ghost.

Alas, the number of words is too small to be posted. I should write a short review, so I can only make up the number of words.

Love is an eternal topic of human beings. Due to social and historical factors, many love cannot get good results. The separation of life and death between Yin and Yang often...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:02:30

"Please call me a hero"

The male protagonist (caricaturist) who won the award more than ten years ago is getting worse and worse - the publishing house doesn't want his drawings, and his girlfriend drives him out. Suddenly the virus raged, and everyone who was infected became zombies. The male protagonist ran for his life with a shotgun and met a young girl. It's a pity that this young girl was bitten by a zombie baby and became a semi-zombie. The male protagonist failed to kill her, and he...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:01:40

Very yellow and violent——【Jennifer's body】

Just because I was bored in my spare time and couldn't access the Internet, I watched this horror movie with no expectations on the campus network.

Except for Megan Fox's body, this film seems to have nothing to watch. Those bloody pictures are only blood, not horror.

This seems to be another movie that makes men's eggs hurt, and the male compatriots should be cautious. Sometimes beautiful women are not just beautiful women, but also snakes.

Although the film is...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:01:28

Americans from Fringe

I have always believed that only science fiction movies and TV dramas can most vividly reflect the preferences and spirit of Americans.

Personal heroism is clearly reflected in this. Although there are mad scientists and the FBI's assistance, almost all clues are discovered by female detective Olivia with amazing intuition, and it is she who rushed to the front line to solve difficult incidents. of. Personal heroism is a major feature of American film and television. I remember that a...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:01:16

When you can live forever, why and how you will live

With the ability to infinitely go back in time and revise the story, what will it do? Don’t allow yourself to do something that you don’t understand in elementary school, that is still a scar. Junior high school does not deceive and cherishes that sincere younger brother. Some calculations, research, adapt to the new environment earlier and faster, and fall in love with the love... It seems that every stage has its profound regrets, but even if I really go back, everything...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:01:11

an incomprehensible dream

For non-DC fans, it's an incomprehensible movie, but for me, it's a movie carnival, which is really enjoyable! There are at least dozens of small easter eggs hidden in it, and it is said that one of the most strange Batman's dreams is that the future Flash travels through time and space, implying that Batman protects Louis, because Batman accidentally kills Louis and leads to the blackening of Superman , unite with the Apocalypse and conquer the earth. The Apocalypse is the mortal enemy of the...

Austin 2022-04-20 09:01:09

Let history and human nature be three-dimensional leisurely

Frankly, writing a review for this film is a real embarrassment. When I'm about to write, I feel like I don't know where to start. It's like there is a hot and hot three-dimensional space in your hand, you can't find an entry point by fiddling left and right. That's it. What's more, almost different people can comprehend things in different fields, including history, art, religion, cryptography, physics, sociology, and so on. But obviously, in order to make this film review as concise and clear...