Joey Christiansen

Joey Christiansen

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  • La teta asustada La teta asustada

    Joey 2022-12-25 00:58:21

    Movies that go to the film festival

    This kind of slow-paced self-talking film, if you say it is not good, it seems inappropriate. After all, the director of this kind of film is more concerned than the directors in our country. You have to say it is good, but you are sorry Yourself, you have to deconstruct it with great effort, and talk about your own opinions. As a result, everyone watching the film sees the mountains as peaks, the distances and heights are different, and such a thing does not seem to be the same thing. To...

  • Our Idiot Brother Our Idiot Brother

    Joey 2022-12-06 13:06:53

    Rarely confused

    He is a fool, so stupid that he sells marijuana to help the police with tasks; so stupid that he is cuckolded by his girlfriend who has lived with him for three years; so stupid that he can't speak, and can't forget to introduce himself to jail wherever he goes; so stupid to let everything The lives of relatives and friends are in chaos. . .
    However, he is not stupid: he loves animals, especially his dog; he understands children's hearts and is deeply loved by children; he is upright,...

  • Love Per Square Foot Love Per Square Foot

    Joey 2022-11-26 14:03:19

    Fang Cun’s love, the price is so high, let’s share the room.

    Text/Li Zijin

    Following "Wrestle, Dad", "Starting Line", "Toilet Hero", etc., another small fresh Indian film tells the current situation in China.

    In recent years, Indian films that reflect popular sentiments have become more and more popular in the Chinese market. This "Fang Cun Love" is a small fresh romance film with the theme of buying a house. Easily tell the life pressure of high housing prices for modern young people, even white-collar workers living in a banking...

  • The Limehouse Golem The Limehouse Golem

    Joey 2022-11-25 02:07:19

    The Tragic Life of a Comedian

    A playwright is poisoned at home, his wife Liz is suspected of being the murderer and faces hanging, while the detective in charge of a murder case Kildare is more and more convinced that the poisoned playwright is the legendary "Lyme". House's Murderer", so he must race against time to find enough evidence to save Leeds' life before Leeds is executed.

    This film tells the story of...

  • F for Fake F for Fake

    Joey 2022-11-20 09:12:23

    fake

    "Ladies and gentlemen," the show begins. A deep voice transports the audience into a magic show. The magic is not wonderful, not a plane, a cannon, a beautiful woman, but a key and a coin. This seems to be a trick that the warlock can only deceive children.

    The "warlock" is called Orson Welles. At this moment, he was on the train platform, deceiving the children seriously. Keys and coins were swiping away in his hands, coming at a moment's notice, in his palm for a while, and in the...

  • Homeland Homeland

    Joey 2022-11-09 17:18:27

    Why we fight?

    I think all young people who are enthusiastic about brother Ah Zhong should really take a good look at "Homeland Security". One of the motifs of this show (at least the first three seasons) is the relationship between man and country. The latter can make you a smash hit, inspirational war hero. But once you're shaken or stained, you're instantly an outcast. There are several very touching episodes: 1. After Corporal Tom Walker's funeral, one of Brody's comrades who lost his legs on the...

  • The Raid 2 The Raid 2

    Joey 2022-10-30 14:23:56

    Ruined the reputation of the first

    I watched the two in a row, the first one gave 4 stars, this is one star, first adding the plot is the biggest failure, and secondly the action design is meticulously crafted, but it is too fake, there is nothing to do with so many injuries, with the robot In the same way, please observe carefully when there is a group fight. Always go up alone and beat the rest in place or in circles, which is especially conspicuous. This is the level of Hong Kong action movies in the 1980s, and there are...

  • Man with a Movie Camera Man with a Movie Camera

    Joey 2022-10-30 04:30:50

    Translation | Dziga Vertov on "The Man with the Camera"

    By Dziga Vertov

    Translation/MapleSaki

    " The Man with a Movie Camera " took a lot more work than the previous film-eyed works . Looking at more locations and the complex technicalities of the organization at the time of filming can explain this. Montage experiments require extraordinary attempts....

  • American Crime Story American Crime Story

    Joey 2022-10-27 05:45:26

    When the law confronts racial discrimination

    As long as you write a comment, you feel that you have something to say and want to recommend it. When writing the evaluation of this TV series, of course, I think it is very good, so what is it good for? List a few points:
    1. Almost panoramic restoration. Restore to what extent? Even Virgo thinks that this film can no longer be more like a documentary. When introducing the life of each important person after the case before the end of the whole play, the photos of the real person and the...

  • Day of the Dead: Bloodline Day of the Dead: Bloodline

    Joey 2022-10-14 03:37:01

    Only the scene can be seen

    The scene is ok, the plot is... cold and humorous, right? 1. Protective equipment for scientific research institutes. For an unknown deceased patient, only a rubber glove was worn. In the first two years of Ebola, a least developed country such as Liberia did better than the American Empire in the film. 2. During the process from patient zero to No. 1, the heroine forgot to close the door. First, the zombies did not chase after her. Second, she was a trained scientific researcher, not just a...

  • One Piece One Piece

    Joey 2022-09-18 23:43:35

    Realism and fantasy of dreams, the world of pirates

    Will be watching Xing Ye's King of Comedy again, there is a movie review that quoted a famous saying, everything related to dreams is my taboo, in life you can hurt me at will, I don't care, but you can't touch my dreams .

    This is true in the movie, and so is this epic anime.

    It was probably from when Pirates first entered China. At that time, there were only discs. After more than a dozen episodes, I had to buy a new set. I watched it with my comrade, and pieced it together....

  • That's What I Am That's What I Am

    Joey 2022-09-17 23:38:13

    Forgiveness is not forgiveness

    Compared with ordinary inspirational films, there are more things to be excavated.

    In addition to talking about the cruel disputes of children, there are also choices in growing up and subconscious discrimination in reality that we ignore.
    Because people tend to treat their own personnel differently, in order to protect their own values ​​and the world, they will crowd out opposition. It's just a measure of self-protection, there's no right or wrong.
    As the film says, the...

  • Heaven Can Wait Heaven Can Wait

    Joey 2022-09-14 19:04:47

    If life could be repeated

    The opening trial segment is attractive, and "Black Comedy" and other films have imitated it, including the recent bad "Beautiful Accident".

    The female teacher segment is also okay. However, the next paragraph is a bit slow. Until I saw the heroine suddenly enlightened. The bookstore flirting with girls is definitely a classic section, and the lines are even more awesome. The lounge is even better. Going home on a rainy night is also a good show. The latter is a little more common....

  • Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic

    Joey 2022-09-11 18:23:46

    The System of Dante's Hell

    Neutrals

    1. Virtuous Heathens (Circle of Limbo)

    Incontinence:
    2. Lust
    3. Gluttony
    4. Greed
    5. Anger
    6. Heretics(City of Dis)
    7. Violence:
    a)Against others
    b)Against selfs
    c)Against God, Nature , and Artists

    Fraudulent:
    8. Simply Fraudulent:
        1. Patters & Seducers
        2. Flatters
        3. Simonist
        4. Diviners
        5. Barrators
        6. Hypocrites
        7. Thieves
        8....

  • Abstract: The Art of Design Abstract: The Art of Design

    Joey 2022-09-03 21:14:38

    stay awake

    Remove things that are not important for expressing the argument

    1, Illustrator

    abstract weights

    New Yorker cover

    Lego model low resolution

    Real life cannot be mixed with work life

    Not waiting for inspiration, but actually sitting at your desk and creating opportunities for inspiration

    Focusing on craftsmanship and hard work is dangerous

    Put in the part you think you regret the most - it's usually fun

    the discovery of slowness...

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:11

    If we talk about Joker what are we talking about? When replacing Gotham with Newcastle and London with Beishangguang, when changing the red-nosed clown with a courier brother, a nurse, a big sister, or each of you and I who are deeply involved in 996, when you are beaten, robbed, and demanded by the company for compensation, You can't draw a gun to kill someone and then turn into a villain. You can only silently apologize in the hospital with swear words, and then go to work even if you are blind in one eye. I also remembered the debate about pressing the complaint button for the courier brother, the right to press or the right to do good? In this world where no one ever makes mistakes on purpose, but is always wrong, we have long lost the rights we thought we had. We worked hard to run our family, just to be calmer when we were overwhelmed by the torrent of the times. . I missed a client because I was late, and I missed the growth of my children because I was neglectful. But one day I couldn't hold it any longer and I was completely desperate. Who would feel sorry for missing us? In the middle of the night on Broadway, everyone was silenced by the movie, and a small motorcycle whizzed past the window. Well, I hope his order arrives safely within the time limit.

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:09

    The bilingual version of the original book that I just started recently didn't have time to watch, but I didn't expect the film resources to come out first. Needless to say how classic the original is, but maybe after watching too many loyal dog-themed films, I feel that it is quite satisfactory, and some of the shots are too technical. The wolf-hearted protagonist dog, Buck, was born in a noble family and caught up with the gold rush poaching. He was turned into a sled dog of the postman couple. He saved the lives of two people during the ice crack and an avalanche, and fought and replaced the lead dog. its status. The telegraph raised the mail to cancel the gold rush who was sold to the dog abusers. Fortunately, the old man Buck helped rescued him and followed his wishes to go to gold. He was shot and killed by the following dog abusers. Buck finds a mate to dominate the mountain.

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:08

    Saw a few familiar faces. . . oh, Mr. Mark Darcy... It's just that the protagonist is not a particularly beautiful type. . . The chin is somewhat masculine. And this adaptation is too much. . Mostly erotic footage. . Some ways of dying are also different from the original. .

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:08

    Well, the band is always a pleasant thing

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:05

    The concept is quite early, and it has been used in many works later, but it always feels a bit silly.

  • Joey 2022-03-26 09:01:05

    I talked to Sai Sauer about the Mexican-American Diego Luna (my definition) before, and I was thinking that I had never seen this before, so how did I know him for many years, the senior said that you can see this and cover him Garcia (Er Mei) has read it over and over, and honestly don't deceive me. Recently, he made up the modern history of Mexico. All the surnames in it are historical figures. The sons of the powerful and powerful who have almost no native Indian blood have an Aztec name (the surname is the founding president) because his father wants to show his nationality. Born from a commoner but surnamed Zapata, did the cattle explode the descendants of farmers who entered the city in the south? They met for a short time under the arrangement of the original suzerain (cousin-in-law surnamed the Spanish Conqueror), but in the end, the two worlds could no longer look directly at each other, but it was set to break the historic one-party dictatorship. Before the election, did I think too much about political metaphors under the youth drama? P.S. Alfonso Cuaron's official photographer and I are very different from each other. I think the pictures he shoots are ugly and insignificant. Since Malik used him, I feel that it is difficult to love again.

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:19

    Missed the mark. . When I watched it very early, I was looking forward to seeing the tone of The Grudge, and I was a little disappointed. I didn't think it was scary. After I was familiar with the tone of Kurosawa Kiyoshi, I realized that this kind of suppressed, twisted chaos in daily life is based on the relationship between reality and fantasy. What a horrible atmosphere of restlessness and anxiety.

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    3.4 stars. Hahaha, hahaha, so cute, hahaha, so cute, hahahahaha so stupid, hahahaha, this film is over. ps: Dog eyes can conquer the entire universe.

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:14

    Started to move into Hollywood...though not very successful...

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:13

    The setting is very good, but it is also good not to do a sequel, enough to see [← ←

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    The fake Russian accent makes people laugh, and the imagination of the Soviet Union is full of self-righteousness, but the story is not ugly. Interesting emotional drama that will be appreciated

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:10

    After watching the second part and re-watching the first part, I still like the first part.

  • Joey 2022-03-25 09:01:09

    The Hounslow district of London's Town and Country Collection provides a complete and reasonable cultural context for the Indian girl's story. And Beckham is already an indispensable label in the UK.

  • Joey 2022-03-24 09:03:19

    The momentum is magnificent, and the second half is very shocking. Liu Cixin's original novel does not have a complete story, but a collection of fragmented scenes. The movie version creates an original story based on the original setting, with tributes to "2001", "Gravity", "2012", "Interstellar" and many classic action movies and disaster films. Like "Arrival", it expresses humanistic care in the framework of science fiction stories. It no longer takes the display of the great achievements of human science and technology or the magnificence and mystery of the vast universe as the only theme of the story. Instead, it returns to human nature based on this, and explores the purest human beings in an alternate setting. emotion.

  • Joey 2022-03-24 09:03:10

    You all know what I recommend. . .