Joey Christiansen

Joey Christiansen

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  • La teta asustada La teta asustada

    Joey 2022-12-25 00:58:21

    Movies that go to the film festival

    This kind of slow-paced self-talking film, if you say it is not good, it seems inappropriate. After all, the director of this kind of film is more concerned than the directors in our country. You have to say it is good, but you are sorry Yourself, you have to deconstruct it with great effort, and talk about your own opinions. As a result, everyone watching the film sees the mountains as peaks, the distances and heights are different, and such a thing does not seem to be the same thing. To...

  • Our Idiot Brother Our Idiot Brother

    Joey 2022-12-06 13:06:53

    Rarely confused

    He is a fool, so stupid that he sells marijuana to help the police with tasks; so stupid that he is cuckolded by his girlfriend who has lived with him for three years; so stupid that he can't speak, and can't forget to introduce himself to jail wherever he goes; so stupid to let everything The lives of relatives and friends are in chaos. . .
    However, he is not stupid: he loves animals, especially his dog; he understands children's hearts and is deeply loved by children; he is upright,...

  • Love Per Square Foot Love Per Square Foot

    Joey 2022-11-26 14:03:19

    Fang Cun’s love, the price is so high, let’s share the room.

    Text/Li Zijin

    Following "Wrestle, Dad", "Starting Line", "Toilet Hero", etc., another small fresh Indian film tells the current situation in China.

    In recent years, Indian films that reflect popular sentiments have become more and more popular in the Chinese market. This "Fang Cun Love" is a small fresh romance film with the theme of buying a house. Easily tell the life pressure of high housing prices for modern young people, even white-collar workers living in a banking...

  • The Limehouse Golem The Limehouse Golem

    Joey 2022-11-25 02:07:19

    The Tragic Life of a Comedian

    A playwright is poisoned at home, his wife Liz is suspected of being the murderer and faces hanging, while the detective in charge of a murder case Kildare is more and more convinced that the poisoned playwright is the legendary "Lyme". House's Murderer", so he must race against time to find enough evidence to save Leeds' life before Leeds is executed.

    This film tells the story of...

  • F for Fake F for Fake

    Joey 2022-11-20 09:12:23

    fake

    "Ladies and gentlemen," the show begins. A deep voice transports the audience into a magic show. The magic is not wonderful, not a plane, a cannon, a beautiful woman, but a key and a coin. This seems to be a trick that the warlock can only deceive children.

    The "warlock" is called Orson Welles. At this moment, he was on the train platform, deceiving the children seriously. Keys and coins were swiping away in his hands, coming at a moment's notice, in his palm for a while, and in the...

  • Homeland Homeland

    Joey 2022-11-09 17:18:27

    Why we fight?

    I think all young people who are enthusiastic about brother Ah Zhong should really take a good look at "Homeland Security". One of the motifs of this show (at least the first three seasons) is the relationship between man and country. The latter can make you a smash hit, inspirational war hero. But once you're shaken or stained, you're instantly an outcast. There are several very touching episodes: 1. After Corporal Tom Walker's funeral, one of Brody's comrades who lost his legs on the...

  • The Raid 2 The Raid 2

    Joey 2022-10-30 14:23:56

    Ruined the reputation of the first

    I watched the two in a row, the first one gave 4 stars, this is one star, first adding the plot is the biggest failure, and secondly the action design is meticulously crafted, but it is too fake, there is nothing to do with so many injuries, with the robot In the same way, please observe carefully when there is a group fight. Always go up alone and beat the rest in place or in circles, which is especially conspicuous. This is the level of Hong Kong action movies in the 1980s, and there are...

  • Man with a Movie Camera Man with a Movie Camera

    Joey 2022-10-30 04:30:50

    Translation | Dziga Vertov on "The Man with the Camera"

    By Dziga Vertov

    Translation/MapleSaki

    " The Man with a Movie Camera " took a lot more work than the previous film-eyed works . Looking at more locations and the complex technicalities of the organization at the time of filming can explain this. Montage experiments require extraordinary attempts....

  • American Crime Story American Crime Story

    Joey 2022-10-27 05:45:26

    When the law confronts racial discrimination

    As long as you write a comment, you feel that you have something to say and want to recommend it. When writing the evaluation of this TV series, of course, I think it is very good, so what is it good for? List a few points:
    1. Almost panoramic restoration. Restore to what extent? Even Virgo thinks that this film can no longer be more like a documentary. When introducing the life of each important person after the case before the end of the whole play, the photos of the real person and the...

  • Day of the Dead: Bloodline Day of the Dead: Bloodline

    Joey 2022-10-14 03:37:01

    Only the scene can be seen

    The scene is ok, the plot is... cold and humorous, right? 1. Protective equipment for scientific research institutes. For an unknown deceased patient, only a rubber glove was worn. In the first two years of Ebola, a least developed country such as Liberia did better than the American Empire in the film. 2. During the process from patient zero to No. 1, the heroine forgot to close the door. First, the zombies did not chase after her. Second, she was a trained scientific researcher, not just a...

  • One Piece One Piece

    Joey 2022-09-18 23:43:35

    Realism and fantasy of dreams, the world of pirates

    Will be watching Xing Ye's King of Comedy again, there is a movie review that quoted a famous saying, everything related to dreams is my taboo, in life you can hurt me at will, I don't care, but you can't touch my dreams .

    This is true in the movie, and so is this epic anime.

    It was probably from when Pirates first entered China. At that time, there were only discs. After more than a dozen episodes, I had to buy a new set. I watched it with my comrade, and pieced it together....

  • That's What I Am That's What I Am

    Joey 2022-09-17 23:38:13

    Forgiveness is not forgiveness

    Compared with ordinary inspirational films, there are more things to be excavated.

    In addition to talking about the cruel disputes of children, there are also choices in growing up and subconscious discrimination in reality that we ignore.
    Because people tend to treat their own personnel differently, in order to protect their own values ​​and the world, they will crowd out opposition. It's just a measure of self-protection, there's no right or wrong.
    As the film says, the...

  • Heaven Can Wait Heaven Can Wait

    Joey 2022-09-14 19:04:47

    If life could be repeated

    The opening trial segment is attractive, and "Black Comedy" and other films have imitated it, including the recent bad "Beautiful Accident".

    The female teacher segment is also okay. However, the next paragraph is a bit slow. Until I saw the heroine suddenly enlightened. The bookstore flirting with girls is definitely a classic section, and the lines are even more awesome. The lounge is even better. Going home on a rainy night is also a good show. The latter is a little more common....

  • Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic

    Joey 2022-09-11 18:23:46

    The System of Dante's Hell

    Neutrals

    1. Virtuous Heathens (Circle of Limbo)

    Incontinence:
    2. Lust
    3. Gluttony
    4. Greed
    5. Anger
    6. Heretics(City of Dis)
    7. Violence:
    a)Against others
    b)Against selfs
    c)Against God, Nature , and Artists

    Fraudulent:
    8. Simply Fraudulent:
        1. Patters & Seducers
        2. Flatters
        3. Simonist
        4. Diviners
        5. Barrators
        6. Hypocrites
        7. Thieves
        8....

  • Abstract: The Art of Design Abstract: The Art of Design

    Joey 2022-09-03 21:14:38

    stay awake

    Remove things that are not important for expressing the argument

    1, Illustrator

    abstract weights

    New Yorker cover

    Lego model low resolution

    Real life cannot be mixed with work life

    Not waiting for inspiration, but actually sitting at your desk and creating opportunities for inspiration

    Focusing on craftsmanship and hard work is dangerous

    Put in the part you think you regret the most - it's usually fun

    the discovery of slowness...

  • Joey 2022-04-21 09:02:38

    Find the truth to comprehend, face the smile of death, hide the honor, responsibility and sacrifice...

  • Joey 2022-04-21 09:02:20

    Old Michael is arrogant. For these scumbags, the only way is to kill them and then hurry up.

  • Joey 2022-04-21 09:02:09

    It's hard to get rid of the inner thought to watch this movie The nun is too demanding, I'm just a layman

  • Joey 2022-04-21 09:01:51

    After watching it, I remembered Father Fox

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:03:00

    Forehead. . . . After reading it, I realized that Chen Hu covering his face really looked much better after cutting his hair! ! ! Why Lu Jingshan is now. . Old acting rich woman. . . There is no force. . Obviously can rely on technology. . Don't pretend to be stupid. . . Hey, the movie is really long and it's too slow to watch at 2 times the speed. Forget it, it's just entertainment~

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:02:03

    Depp is the kind of actor who is unwilling to work hard in his comfort zone. The tone of his speech in this film is a greasy re-enactment of Captain Jack, self-righteous frivolous interpretation + cliché script + pale funny = less than two. Hours are like four hours of bad movies

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:59

    Very compact, nervous, disgusting monster with no teeth and claws to eat people, but when those flowers imitate people talking, I really want to vomit...

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:59

    Although the special effects are not very well done and the plot is a bit crap, it is quite interesting

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:51

    It smells like a black shop. . Allergic to steel, very advanced.

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:51

    2 stars for peter jackson, plus 3 for kate...

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:48

    Religion is indeed the most terrifying. . The plot is too slow. . A not-so-successful special operations

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:46

    After watching it for 20 minutes, I turned it off, no rating.

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:42

    The movie ten years ago, but I still think it's very hi girls dancing at the bar is really so sexy. In fact, the highlight is the long, naked and beautiful passion scene because I'm really not mentally prepared, but it's really beautiful, and there is actually Tyra Banks = = inside The whole face of the cow is that I heard the song 1 way or another sung by KB in Veronica Mars again

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:42

    Sean Penn, Tim Robbins---Milk, Shawshank. The key is the law, the death penalty...

  • Joey 2022-04-20 09:01:31

    Psychological thriller, trauma twists everything about the protagonist like a foreign threat, the ending is a bit deliberate, but there are ghosts in different places in the middle part (the police station part is especially awesome) very good