Joey Christiansen

Joey Christiansen

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  • La teta asustada La teta asustada

    Joey 2022-12-25 00:58:21

    Movies that go to the film festival

    This kind of slow-paced self-talking film, if you say it is not good, it seems inappropriate. After all, the director of this kind of film is more concerned than the directors in our country. You have to say it is good, but you are sorry Yourself, you have to deconstruct it with great effort, and talk about your own opinions. As a result, everyone watching the film sees the mountains as peaks, the distances and heights are different, and such a thing does not seem to be the same thing. To...

  • Our Idiot Brother Our Idiot Brother

    Joey 2022-12-06 13:06:53

    Rarely confused

    He is a fool, so stupid that he sells marijuana to help the police with tasks; so stupid that he is cuckolded by his girlfriend who has lived with him for three years; so stupid that he can't speak, and can't forget to introduce himself to jail wherever he goes; so stupid to let everything The lives of relatives and friends are in chaos. . .
    However, he is not stupid: he loves animals, especially his dog; he understands children's hearts and is deeply loved by children; he is upright,...

  • Love Per Square Foot Love Per Square Foot

    Joey 2022-11-26 14:03:19

    Fang Cun’s love, the price is so high, let’s share the room.

    Text/Li Zijin

    Following "Wrestle, Dad", "Starting Line", "Toilet Hero", etc., another small fresh Indian film tells the current situation in China.

    In recent years, Indian films that reflect popular sentiments have become more and more popular in the Chinese market. This "Fang Cun Love" is a small fresh romance film with the theme of buying a house. Easily tell the life pressure of high housing prices for modern young people, even white-collar workers living in a banking...

  • The Limehouse Golem The Limehouse Golem

    Joey 2022-11-25 02:07:19

    The Tragic Life of a Comedian

    A playwright is poisoned at home, his wife Liz is suspected of being the murderer and faces hanging, while the detective in charge of a murder case Kildare is more and more convinced that the poisoned playwright is the legendary "Lyme". House's Murderer", so he must race against time to find enough evidence to save Leeds' life before Leeds is executed.

    This film tells the story of...

  • F for Fake F for Fake

    Joey 2022-11-20 09:12:23

    fake

    "Ladies and gentlemen," the show begins. A deep voice transports the audience into a magic show. The magic is not wonderful, not a plane, a cannon, a beautiful woman, but a key and a coin. This seems to be a trick that the warlock can only deceive children.

    The "warlock" is called Orson Welles. At this moment, he was on the train platform, deceiving the children seriously. Keys and coins were swiping away in his hands, coming at a moment's notice, in his palm for a while, and in the...

  • Homeland Homeland

    Joey 2022-11-09 17:18:27

    Why we fight?

    I think all young people who are enthusiastic about brother Ah Zhong should really take a good look at "Homeland Security". One of the motifs of this show (at least the first three seasons) is the relationship between man and country. The latter can make you a smash hit, inspirational war hero. But once you're shaken or stained, you're instantly an outcast. There are several very touching episodes: 1. After Corporal Tom Walker's funeral, one of Brody's comrades who lost his legs on the...

  • The Raid 2 The Raid 2

    Joey 2022-10-30 14:23:56

    Ruined the reputation of the first

    I watched the two in a row, the first one gave 4 stars, this is one star, first adding the plot is the biggest failure, and secondly the action design is meticulously crafted, but it is too fake, there is nothing to do with so many injuries, with the robot In the same way, please observe carefully when there is a group fight. Always go up alone and beat the rest in place or in circles, which is especially conspicuous. This is the level of Hong Kong action movies in the 1980s, and there are...

  • Man with a Movie Camera Man with a Movie Camera

    Joey 2022-10-30 04:30:50

    Translation | Dziga Vertov on "The Man with the Camera"

    By Dziga Vertov

    Translation/MapleSaki

    " The Man with a Movie Camera " took a lot more work than the previous film-eyed works . Looking at more locations and the complex technicalities of the organization at the time of filming can explain this. Montage experiments require extraordinary attempts....

  • American Crime Story American Crime Story

    Joey 2022-10-27 05:45:26

    When the law confronts racial discrimination

    As long as you write a comment, you feel that you have something to say and want to recommend it. When writing the evaluation of this TV series, of course, I think it is very good, so what is it good for? List a few points:
    1. Almost panoramic restoration. Restore to what extent? Even Virgo thinks that this film can no longer be more like a documentary. When introducing the life of each important person after the case before the end of the whole play, the photos of the real person and the...

  • Day of the Dead: Bloodline Day of the Dead: Bloodline

    Joey 2022-10-14 03:37:01

    Only the scene can be seen

    The scene is ok, the plot is... cold and humorous, right? 1. Protective equipment for scientific research institutes. For an unknown deceased patient, only a rubber glove was worn. In the first two years of Ebola, a least developed country such as Liberia did better than the American Empire in the film. 2. During the process from patient zero to No. 1, the heroine forgot to close the door. First, the zombies did not chase after her. Second, she was a trained scientific researcher, not just a...

  • One Piece One Piece

    Joey 2022-09-18 23:43:35

    Realism and fantasy of dreams, the world of pirates

    Will be watching Xing Ye's King of Comedy again, there is a movie review that quoted a famous saying, everything related to dreams is my taboo, in life you can hurt me at will, I don't care, but you can't touch my dreams .

    This is true in the movie, and so is this epic anime.

    It was probably from when Pirates first entered China. At that time, there were only discs. After more than a dozen episodes, I had to buy a new set. I watched it with my comrade, and pieced it together....

  • That's What I Am That's What I Am

    Joey 2022-09-17 23:38:13

    Forgiveness is not forgiveness

    Compared with ordinary inspirational films, there are more things to be excavated.

    In addition to talking about the cruel disputes of children, there are also choices in growing up and subconscious discrimination in reality that we ignore.
    Because people tend to treat their own personnel differently, in order to protect their own values ​​and the world, they will crowd out opposition. It's just a measure of self-protection, there's no right or wrong.
    As the film says, the...

  • Heaven Can Wait Heaven Can Wait

    Joey 2022-09-14 19:04:47

    If life could be repeated

    The opening trial segment is attractive, and "Black Comedy" and other films have imitated it, including the recent bad "Beautiful Accident".

    The female teacher segment is also okay. However, the next paragraph is a bit slow. Until I saw the heroine suddenly enlightened. The bookstore flirting with girls is definitely a classic section, and the lines are even more awesome. The lounge is even better. Going home on a rainy night is also a good show. The latter is a little more common....

  • Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic

    Joey 2022-09-11 18:23:46

    The System of Dante's Hell

    Neutrals

    1. Virtuous Heathens (Circle of Limbo)

    Incontinence:
    2. Lust
    3. Gluttony
    4. Greed
    5. Anger
    6. Heretics(City of Dis)
    7. Violence:
    a)Against others
    b)Against selfs
    c)Against God, Nature , and Artists

    Fraudulent:
    8. Simply Fraudulent:
        1. Patters & Seducers
        2. Flatters
        3. Simonist
        4. Diviners
        5. Barrators
        6. Hypocrites
        7. Thieves
        8....

  • Abstract: The Art of Design Abstract: The Art of Design

    Joey 2022-09-03 21:14:38

    stay awake

    Remove things that are not important for expressing the argument

    1, Illustrator

    abstract weights

    New Yorker cover

    Lego model low resolution

    Real life cannot be mixed with work life

    Not waiting for inspiration, but actually sitting at your desk and creating opportunities for inspiration

    Focusing on craftsmanship and hard work is dangerous

    Put in the part you think you regret the most - it's usually fun

    the discovery of slowness...

  • Joey 2022-03-21 09:01:25

    In the end, the four who survived were cloned human beings who were pregnant with aliens, robots made by robots, people who looked and behaved like apes, and males with high paraplegia (infertility?). There is no "person" in the usual sense. If the demise of man is the starting point of science fiction films, in this sense, this film is the closest to science fiction films among the four. I found out that swimming in a spaceship is really not logical, but the powerlessness of those floating is too suitable for the space scene.

  • Joey 2022-03-20 09:01:40

    There is no logic. There is no plot. Typical of a neuropathy. Black Kid is one of the most hated kid characters I've ever seen. The Minister of Defense is a housewife who looks very copycat. Neuropathy. Pooh! The T-bag is inside.

  • Joey 2022-03-18 09:01:06

    The BBC documentary is really spectacular, spectacular and spectacular!

  • Joey 2022-03-15 09:01:10

    That section of the brothel version of General Ling is really hot...

  • Joey 2022-03-15 09:01:06

    The enemy of the movie, the enemy of the audience, the enemy of Gundam, the friend of beautiful women, the enemy of Chufu, the world has one swell.

  • Joey 2022-03-14 14:12:27

    I still say it...~~~~~ Actually I still blame the ones who like this kind of film... -~~~~~

  • Joey 2022-03-05 08:01:43

    In 1942, the Henan disaster caused 30 million people to be displaced and had to embark on a road to escape from the famine. Coupled with the containment of the Japanese army, corpses were scattered everywhere, and the people were struggling. The government regarded the famine in Henan as a burden, but the Japanese took advantage of the famine to win the battle of Henan. The script is solid, the sense of the camera is commendable, the actors' performances are in place, simple and true, and the scene of selling people at the end of the film is the climax of the whole article. The two-hour squeeze is released in a concentrated manner, and Feng Xiaogang is the best film!

  • Joey 2022-01-22 08:01:55

    Unless you have known each other for a long time and spent a lot of time together, it is better not to make up for the gaps you have. If you show good intentions, you will not be able to interpret the hidden maliciousness of others.

  • Joey 2022-01-19 08:01:28

    In fact, it is the past and present life. .

  • Joey 2022-01-06 08:02:03

    Leaving aside some flaws, this film is actually pretty good. I don't know why everyone just remembers Mengmeng.

  • Joey 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    Unexpectedly, Costner has also reached the age to grow a beard and play an old hero. I hope that it is the patent of Sean Connery, or Denzel Washington in recent years. To be honest, the plot of this drama is really flawed, but when I watched it in the cinema, those classic sections such as "Stone Breaking", "Change Face", and "Rage Rescue" continue to emerge in front of my eyes, plus Gail. Gadot, still saved a lot of points.

  • Joey 2022-01-04 08:02:09

    Just two days after the bloody sea of ​​"Dolphin Bay" has set off again, it is recommended that this "Black Whale" and "Earth Citizen" be paired into a package to "enjoy" together. Look, weep, it should be eye-catching, and it should be shocking, and then spend a sleepless night with tears and confession on the wall, feeling deeply sinful, and by the way, wishing a happy New Year eating meat.

  • Joey 2022-01-02 08:01:48

    Kate Hudson is completely reduced to an aunt, and John Krasinski is the best one, but this ending is too casual, right?

  • Joey 2022-01-01 08:02:38

    I have already watched it with the preparation of being a bad film, but I didn't expect it to be so bad that it was unbearable. . . Well, I just watched you just to watch Quan Cage's film.

  • Joey 2021-12-26 08:01:20

    I guess no one on the right likes this movie