It's better to watch a movie than to watch Yin Qiao Niu Luo's classic American essay "Don't Take Off My Pants, I'm Married", comme on, baby.....

Ima 2022-10-17 01:39:20

"Big Bad" is an animated cartoon that subverts comic book hero movies. According to tradition, one superhero and supervillain represent justice and the other represents evil, and justice eventually overcomes evil, but in this cartoon,

a man, a woman, a house, and a child form a family. Home is a harbor and a concern. Home, it is late at night, and there is always a light on for you.



It has been nearly ten years since he met her and fell in love with her. Ten years, at the click of a button, ten years, in the whole life, seems neither long nor short, and the days passed, leaving a lot of imprints between him and her. Lighten her face, fatten his body.





He and she, from the beginning of nothing, to now living in a duplex building with a car of more than 200 square meters, everything looks good, the home, the windows are bright and clean; the son is lively and smart; the career is smooth, and there is nothing to regret Woolen cloth?



She, gentle and quiet, is a good woman who can get out of the hall and enter the kitchen. Originally, she also had a good job with a decent salary. For his career, for the children, and to save his worries, she As a full-time wife, she takes care of her small family meticulously. A woman, usually sacrificial, has grown accustomed to standing behind him over the years, rejoicing and worrying about his success or failure.





He is tall and stalwart, a handsome man with a good demeanor. When I saw her for the first time, I decided to marry her back home to be my wife. Everything was as she wished, she finally became his wife, gave birth to a son for him, and later became his little woman with peace of mind. In order to bring more happiness to her and the children, and to prove his ability, he resigned from public office, established his own company, and became famous. He understood that this success was closely related to her.



He knows that he owes her too much, that he is busy outside, that he is immersed in those cocktail parties and entertainment all day long, in fact, he is very tired of them, but people can't help it in the rivers and lakes, he must settle those gods , his company will be profitable.





For so many years, he had never cared about the children, and his wife had seldom cared about it. He was just running around in business alone. He thought that if he gave his wife and children more traits, they would be happy. He seldom even went home for dinner. In the past, he liked to eat the meals she made.



Many times, he came home full of alcohol, and she sat alone in the dark waiting for him. He knew that she was a very reasonable woman, and she never called him to urge him to go home. She always took care of her. For his face, he was grateful to her from the bottom of his heart.





As he got more and more late and became more and more drunk, gradually there was a quarrel between them. Especially when he vomited at home after returning late, she couldn't help it no matter what, all the coldness erupted like a volcano, out of control.



Especially recently, she has an inexplicable sense of loss. As her child grows up, she gradually becomes less dependent on her when she leaves early and returns late every day. And he is busy every day, and many times, when he returns, he is drunk.





As the friends around him got married one by one and made lace news one by one, she had an inexplicable worry: how can you not get wet shoes when you often walk by the river?



He sensed her dissatisfaction from the escalating quarrels one after another.



Before going out in the morning, he stood at the entrance to change his shoes, called her name, said that it was a weekend, and he would not agree to any entertainment at night. He came back to eat with her and the child, hugged her gently, and looked at her half-hearted. Pushing him away angrily, he knew that there was actually a flower blooming in her heart.







After watching him leave, she hurried to the vegetable market, thinking about flying to buy some vegetables that he and his children liked, thinking that he could eat the dinner she carefully prepared for him tonight, she couldn't help but smile secretly. .



Counting the time for him to go home, she put on her apron and put the quail she bought into the purple casserole, imagining the joy of him and the child biting this group of ignorant birds at night. She hummed a song and wiped the upstairs and downstairs of the house. She could hear her singing and the squeak of cotton slippers lightly sliding across the floor.





The smell of quail fills the house when he and the children arrive home. The child jumped up to the chair by the dining table, and she patted his hand lightly, reminding him to wash his hands.



Although she didn't like him drinking, she still poured him a glass of red wine. I heard that red wine softens blood vessels. In the past, when she saw him go home feeling dizzy, she couldn't help but get angry. While arguing with him and getting angry at him, she also felt pity in her heart.





She watched with satisfaction as he and the child ate the food she made. In this world, what kind of happiness could compare to the family members she loves eating the food she made with relish?



Ding Lingling Ding Lingling, his cell phone rang. He looked at the number and missed it. The bell didn't stop, as if it would never stop until it was picked up.



He looked at her and answered. Then he put down the dishes and said that there was something very important and he had to go out. She sent him out, he saw the loss and sadness in her eyes, he embraced her again and said to her: don't wait for me at night! Apologetically leave.





He was driving fast towards the hotel, and an important client decided to discuss an important project with him on the spur of the moment. Originally, he planned to accompany his wife and children tonight and have a good chat.



In the hotel, the table full of delicious food cups came and went, and he knew that he would be drunk again tonight. He can only risk it.



When he opened his eyes in the morning, he had a splitting headache. He turned his head to see that he was sleeping on the bed of his own home. The surroundings were surprisingly quiet. She didn't know where she had gone. There was a note on the bedside table, which she had left: On the dining table There are bananas and VC tablets, remember to eat six each when you wake up.





In a trance, I felt that I had been poured a lot of wine into my cups yesterday, and I didn't know how I got home in the end.



Xun went to the living room, and his son was reading a book on the sofa. He asked his son what happened last night, where the hell did they go, and did they quarrel?



The son told him that last night he was sent home by a few people, and he drank so much that he didn't know anyone, and that his clothes were all over the floor. and after? he asks.



Later, when mom changed your pants for you and unbuttoned your belt, you pushed her hard and said something, but mom didn't say anything.





He was terrified, not sure what he said to her last night, was she angry and ran away from home?



He anxiously asked his son: Where is your mother? Do you remember what I said when I pushed her last night?



When my mother unbuttoned your belt, you pushed her hard and said, "Go away, don't take off my pants, I'm married!" My mom cried and didn't say a word. She asked me to change your pants for you, we dragged you to the bed, and she lay on the ground and wiped the floor. In the morning, she said she went to the supermarket and made us something delicious.







Suddenly, his eyes were a little sore, and he silently walked to the table to eat the bananas and VC she prepared for him. He decided to stay at home as much as possible in the future and turn off his mobile phone when he was at home.



He suddenly had the insight: Home is the harbor where he is tired and tired, and he can't ignore the most important things for us because of those external things.



He ran to the door and said to his son, "Come on, let's pick up your mother!"

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