Now start fantasizing...
what would it be like if this scene appeared in China? First of all, there is a large table in the square, and the table has N seats. The most puzzling thing is that each seat has a glass of water and a plate of fruit, but the question is, should you eat these fruits or not? Eat it, thousands of people are staring at you to eat apples eagerly? Then don't eat it, but if you don't eat it, it's a waste? (Voiceover: Stupid, leave the fruit untouched and leave it to the staff, those hardworking people who bought these fruits!) Good idea, but wouldn’t those staff buy fruit for themselves with public funds? Wouldn't that put people in a situation of corruption? (Voiceover again: Throw the fruit to the audience!) Damn, what if it hits the children? Even if it doesn't hit the kids. It's not good to hit flowers and plants! Alas, it's really hard to be a leader, and you have to worry about eating fruit, but the question is, who came up with the idea of buying fruit instead of taxpayers' money?
We've gone too far, let's get down to business! Then a host stupidly stood by the side and said: The ribbon-cutting meeting for the Megamind statue has officially started, and now the first item of the meeting will be introduced. The director of the general office of the committee...the director of the sub-district office...the statue sponsor, the president of the so-and-so company...the principal of the so-and-so school (and so on, the top is not capped)... Finally, Megamind, wait for the host to go dry After drinking a few sips of water, the second item of the conference will be carried out. If the mayor makes a speech, please applaud. Then the mayor talked about family planning to the quarrel of young couples in the street office, and from the drop in crime rate to the increase in the rate of admission to Tsinghua University and Peking University... In the end, he did not forget to praise himself. The theme will always be a socialist harmonious society. Under the leadership of the Communist Party of China (Tencent Good), only by adhering to the socialist road can we achieve common prosperity as soon as possible, and the gap between the rich and the poor is getting smaller and smaller! (Never mention poisoned steamed buns and clenbuterol!)
In the background of the mayor's dry mouth, he burst into warm applause! After many leaders came to the stage to praise themselves, it was Megamind's turn to cut the ribbon at noon!
After the conference, the students who were watching in a group under the stage asked each of them to go back and write an 800-character review of the aftermath, and no plagiarism!
On the evening news, the mayor made an important speech at the ribbon-cutting meeting, which has far-reaching significance for the city's socialist modernization drive!
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