Fight him!

Kareem 2022-04-23 07:01:36

To put it simply, the foreplay is a bit long, but the cannonball behind it is so cool, so cool.

The film tells the story of a group of honest and kind-hearted alien workers who traveled thousands of miles to the earth and wanted to borrow a mobile phone to call home, but were bombarded and killed by the brutal and rude American imperialists and Japanese invaders. These poor lizards were not prepared to start a war at all, they were just fighting back in self-defense. By the way, they used a yo-yo to express a little bit of dissatisfaction with human architectural aesthetics. From this, it can be speculated that their leader is probably a hot-tempered perfectionist The young artist, fortunately, did not let him go deep into the hinterland of southern China, otherwise he would have died of anger when he saw the disgusting small buildings that were all suspected to be cloned on the side of the road. In the final analysis, this is a tragedy caused by cultural/aesthetic differences and poor communication.

On the other hand, this is another story of Diaosi saving the earth and bringing back the rich and beautiful, but pay attention, it writes the suffering of Diaosi from the side: even if she conquered Bai Fumei with love, but in order to gain the approval of Bai Fumei's family , he must have the ability to save the earth, I, let it go! So bullying!

Although there are many flaws in the film, after seeing the back, there are only four-character idioms such as "Fight him!" "Die XX!" with the deafening sound of cannons echoing in my mind, especially the Missouri. The uncle came on the stage in a dashing manner, and his heart was full of enthusiasm, which burned his brain. This American Imperial Army propaganda film always produces a sense of pride, which makes people almost forget that he is a red-scarfed boy who swore under the red flag to "fight for communism". Realizing this, I broke out in a cold sweat, and before going to bed, I quickly gnawed on the bedboard with my teeth and scribbled the small words "American emperors have sinister intentions, beware of the cultural invasion of sugar-coated cannonballs".

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Battleship quotes

  • [after the Missouri is rocked by an impact]

    Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right?

    Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!

  • Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!

    Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!

    [slams phone down]