Let’s start with the title, English is Battleship, which is battleship. People are very realistic, just a few toy destroyers for military exercises plus a retired battleship that has become a museum. Chinese must emphasize “super”, what super ? Is it an alien warship? Even if
a gigantic and advanced aircraft carrier is really used in it, do you need to raise the audience's expectations so high? Do you know the concept of "super" in the minds of the audience? You must know that in this year when sci-fi films are flooded with disasters, it is not particularly bad to destroy a planet with one shot! Not to mention that the hero's destroyer actually used the main cannon on the front deck to blast an alien's head, and the female gunner said something embarrassingly before pressing the launch button, something like "Go to hell, bastard! ". From a single alien being visited by the male protagonist to the sabotage of the alien in the ship to the headshot of an alien, I yawned one by one, to the effect of relaxing watching a movie, and my friends even more Exaggerated, tears came out. I'm here for the big scene, for the "super battleship", not to see you learn Jackie Chan to fight against aliens in armor! And you are aliens. . . you come out! Take off that bullshit imitation lizard helmet, I ask you, your ship is so powerful that it can kill a destroyer in seconds, why are you running on other people's ships? ! archaeology?
It's rotten from the beginning, and it's tangled to choose an angle to scold. Let's talk about characterization, the male lead, ask everyone who has watched the movie, have you ever had a feeling like "He's so handsome!" for a minute or ten seconds? ! I don't object to the old-fashioned personal heroism, and I even like it as much as the American audience, because I can have sex with myself, but this film not only does not reflect the high-level emotion of "the people of the world unite to the outside world" that I had hoped for, it even Personal heroism is just as bad. If the main achievement of the male protagonist is to sink 4 alien spaceships, then I think it is entirely because there are spies inside the aliens. The aggression comes from the spaceships, which are extremely powerful in space attack, and have no defense system at all. A destroyer as low as a human has a few anti-aircraft guns for air defense! The Japanese captain played a clever trick, found the position of the alien spaceship, aimed to launch the missile, boom! boom! The two super battleships from outer space were blown up by the "missiles" drawn on the radar screen! The male protagonist and the Japanese captain abandoned their previous suspicions and hugged, and the other soldiers cheered....I don't know how the other audiences are, anyway, I have black lines all over my face. that's it? Really? ! I can't believe it over and over again, it's this "aim-fire-boom-yeah" that I've been waiting for all night? Even at this time, I still hold out hope for the aliens, thinking that they will not be so weak after coming all the way from an alien galaxy, I still cheer them on silently. I forgot to mention the heroine, the daughter of an admiral, who is still a doctor in the army. She was so frightened that she trembled and burst into tears when she saw the car accident. I asked the screenwriter to be more dedicated. The other characters are basically soy sauce, and the reason for their existence is the needs of the plot. This reminds me of the "Jia Wu Fengyun" I shot in 1962. The diaosi gunner disregarded the command of the captain Fang Boqian to surrender, cut down the white flag and opened fire to repel the Japanese ship, the fishermen's father and daughter captured the Japanese spy, and Deng Ruchang was in a dilemma between the court and the navy. , The people of Weihaiwei invited thousands of words to fight.... It can be described as an all-round, multi-angle, and multi-layered atmosphere of naval warfare and Deng Shichang's wise martial arts! Sure enough, in the back we saw a naval battle worthy of the name "Fighting and Wind". After Ding Ruchang's flagship was killed in seconds, Deng Shichang resolutely raised the commander's flag to command the battle. When it was dropped, there was no ammunition. Seeing that the enemy ship was approaching menacingly, he summoned all the officers and soldiers to make the difficult decision that was famous for the ages: "Go full power and sink Yoshino!" A close-up of the frightened Japanese captain, and a highlight close-up of Deng Shichang and his brothers holding their heads high and arm in arm, as if they were dying. In the end, unfortunately, it was sunk by the torpedo of the enemy ship, and the movie ended! The screen shows the system in 1962, so old that it still has snowflakes! Likes and Dislikes on Youku are 1750:250, and the number of Dislikes on Youku is 250.
The ending of "Battleship" made me even more sore. After destroying several alien warships, the hero's destroyer was finally blown up. At this time, the museum battleships debuted. When the male protagonist led the crowd to easily escape from the shipwreck and boarded the battleship without messing up his clothes and not getting wet, a group of veterans dressed in the military uniforms of the year were already ready to fight at their respective posts. With the background music of Top Gun, they were indeed veterans. Unpredictable, but still hypocritically asked the male protagonist what help they needed. Well, anyway, the expectations have dropped to this point, and you don't need to watch the scene. Let's let you, a broken ship and a veteran, feel sensational, and the plot can win. Well, yes, the big boss came out at this time. Everyone's surprised expressions and Xiaobing's "what the hell is it?" told everyone that this is really the big boss, although many people can't see the difference from the previous one. Maybe a bigger size. There is no time to discuss this issue, because they have already fought, this big boss with missiles all over his body is actually a cataract! ! ! According to "Sun Tzu's Art of War", which he has read six times, the male protagonist resorted to a high-speed drifting method of breaking down and making an emergency stop to evade the first two rounds of the big boss's attack, and fired a cannon while he was not prepared, boom! boom! bingo! At the beginning of the film, "the Chinese have sampled them", "elements that are not in the periodic table"... Everything is a cloud, and the cannons of the museum battleships will kill you! I remember that the male protagonist also found that aliens were afraid of light according to the report of the soldier, so he went around to the backlight and bombarded them when the sun just hit the cockpit of the enemy ship! Yes, the alien warships, like our cars, rely on the front transparent glass to see the road, and maybe there are rear-view mirrors on the side! Anyway, the big boss was cleaned up, and the powerful encirclement made by the aliens with unknown air walls disappeared, and the large troops blocked outside rushed in for various bombings, and the naval battle ended. The later marriage proposal is also not touching, because the love between the male and female protagonists is so white paper, there is no hand-in-hand escape process between Jack and Shredded Pork, and there is no precipitation of Zhiming and Chunjiao flirting for many years, except for chicken rolls or chicken rolls.
For "Battleship", it is clear that my attitude is speechless.
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