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Americans: Found that there are planets suitable for us to live in outer space, send signals to see if there is any biological response!
Alien: There are planets sending signals to us, first send five reconnaissance ships to explore the road and make friends. ..American
: Unidentified object crashed in Hong Kong, 20,000 people died!
... Alien: Horse! How do you put mine satellites in front of your house! Communication ship crashed...
American: Unidentified object found at sea !The whole army marches forward!!!!
Aliens: There are a lot of people...(I'm afraid) If you don't know the place in life, open a protective cover to protect yourself...
American: The other party's intention is unknown, click Listen to the horn and observe the reaction! (Bah~~~)
Alien: The other party honked the horn, did they want to make friends with us? Let's respond too... (Bah~~~ It was too loud and the US military glass was broken. )
Americans: There is hostility! Fire! Aliens: Why are you
attacking us!? Fight back to protect yourself!
Americans: There is hostility! We were sunk two ships!
Have we made friends!? We have ceased fire too...
Americans: Our base station has found a large number of aliens! Do they want to use our communication equipment to call an army to invade the earth!!
Aliens: our communication ship crashed Now, let me borrow the phone from you...
Americans: There is hostility! Target the base station, blow them up! Open the cannon!!!!
Alien: Wait! I just want to borrow the phone and call home to report safety. Ah ah ah ~~ (boom boom boom) See more

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Battleship quotes

  • Admiral Shane: Put the force at weapons posture one, warning red, weapons tight. I want everything loaded.

  • [from trailer]

    Alex Hopper: Where do we find him?

    Crew Member: Just fished him right out of the water.