Wonderful 87 minutes

Kareem 2022-04-19 09:01:34

In less than ninety minutes, it was packed full of content. I don't have time to doze off, so I'm destined to like it.

Before watching it, you probably know that this is the human version of the speed of life and death. I talked to the fish, and he said: If you want to be immortal, don't you have to have ML? I was at a loss for words, and immediately said he was talking dirty. Unexpectedly, after reading it, I found out that I really told him the right thing, and it was still in Chinatown, under the watchful eyes of everyone... But this part is not obscene at all, a little sloppy, and a little funny.

The film is R-rated, but it's all about pornography, blood, and violence, but I don't feel disgusted in all the plots, but there are a lot of small places printed on it and I will smile. For example, when Chev took Eve out and the bad guy came to visit, Chev deliberately knocked over Eve's bag, and when she bent over to pick up something, he took the opportunity to kill the bad guy and kicked it into the ditch. If nothing happened to pull Eve away, it was neat enough and handsome enough. And Eve didn't notice anything, but said he couldn't walk at 35, which made me laugh.

The male protagonist is really a violent man. In the city, he rampages freely and unscrupulously, which is very exciting to watch, and the adrenaline can't help but rise with him. I liked the part where he ran wild on the road after he gave himself a whole tube of EPI. The colors of the surrounding scenery changed, and the city became gorgeous and magical. Do you think the world you see after taking drugs is like this? Well, this one also reminds me of Domino, I don't hate shaky shots.

Snatch, two bongs, revolvers, after being a very trafficker, goodbye Jason Statham, still always calm, calm, yes, I like it very much. And Amy, I really didn't recognize the butterfly effect. However, these two are quite compatible, at least, Amy is much stronger than Shu Qi.

At the end of the last paragraph, the beautiful woman on the roof is quite sexy in the big glass tank, quack, men also want to put such large tanks at home. This paragraph is also handsome enough, with fingers as guns, it really makes people headshot! I thought he was crazy at first!

The only part I don't like in the film is in the elevator, where Chev has hallucinations and is depressed, which reminds me of the revolver I see in the fog.

As soon as the movie was released, I started to think, Chev must be able to get his revenge, but what will happen in the end? Get caught? Fly away with your girlfriend? Alas, I didn't expect it to hang up...

I was afraid of falling down when I watched the movie, but at the end, sure enough, a Contra-like animation appeared, which didn't disappoint me.

I wish I could die with the fish, like in the notebook, otherwise, I also want him to call me before he dies...

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Extended Reading
  • Elyssa 2022-04-21 09:01:35

    Are the girls in District 11 so eager for field battles!

  • Rebeca 2022-01-25 08:07:05

    The Linkin Park frontman played the extras, not sure if it was his screen debut, and had two more lines. . .

Crank quotes

  • Chev Chelios: [hears Orlando's voice from Asian man in elevator] Orlando?

    Orlando: You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios. I'll give you that. They pop you and you just keep getting up?

    Chev Chelios: I'm the Terminator.

  • Chev Chelios: [aims his finger like a gun at Carlito's head] Not so fast, motherfucker.

    Verona: [laughs] He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo.

    [moves his finger at Verona]

    Verona: Yeah, whatever, psycho.

    Carlito: I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend.

    Chev Chelios: Boosh.

    [shoots Carlito's bodyguard in the head]

    Verona: Our Father, who art in heaven...

    Carlito: Shut up, Verona!

    Don Kim: [from behind Chev] So this is how it is?

    Carlito: It's Don Kim! You're supposed to be dead!

    Chev Chelios: Presto.