The super battleship that disappointed me so much

Conrad 2022-04-21 09:01:39

Forgive me or we are already not allergic to blockbusters.
Super disappointed!
Last year, my brother recommended to me to watch the trailer of Super Battleship, and I was also excited, thinking that a blockbuster film that surpassed 2012 was born, but I didn't expect that my beautiful dinner time was wasted, and I got super disappointed! In order to make up for this huge loss in my life, I will crusade!
Legend has it that in 2012, if you want to kneel to Avatar, then the super battleship is not even qualified to kneel!
Super battleships should have been born in the 1990s, not in 2012 when the so-called blockbusters were eliminated by the audience!
What a lousy plot! When I saw the end, I couldn't believe it was over? What about contact with aliens? What about digging deeper into the subject? Is it that the male pig's foot is beaten three times and it's over? The first time I hit two alien machines, the second time I used Sun Tzu's art of war to hit one, and the third time I hit the alien communication equipment to defeat the alien invaders once and for all? Although the opponents on the court have become brothers in the US-Japan Alliance, I also said that this brotherhood cannot impress the audience!
What a superficial subject! In the end, the male pig's feet said the theme himself: "I saved the world", I sprayed rice! It turns out that this is another story of a coward turned savior! Too bad it's so thin!
What a rotten love! I'm starting to miss the soul-stirring of the Titanic. Think about it, the first day we met, the second day we fell in love, the third day we died for each other, how classic and eternal! But the super battleship is built on a ridiculous chicken roll -- the male pig's foot is going to ask for his daughter to marry her. This, this, this, even the male pig's feet said, "What century does it take to get married and ask for the consent of the parents?!" This set is too mentally retarded.
What a lousy alien! At the beginning, when I saw that human beings discovered Planet G, and it was possible to migrate, I thought, um, human beings want to expand their living space, and the aliens there regard it as aggression, so they came to attack the earth; I saw that the aliens would not harm children and the defenseless. When I was a human being, I thought, um, if human beings want to defeat aliens, they have to put down their weapons first; when I saw everyone trying to find a way to find the weakness of aliens, I was anxious, why is a lizard-like eye afraid of sunlight? ! To portray aliens as high-tech beasts with metal skins is too underestimated of alien civilizations!
What a wasteful picture! Would you like to use the money to make another District 9 movie? A sigh of embarrassment! Well, let's vent here, I'm going to make up for last night's dinner with today's hearty breakfast. Bye bye, Super Battleship, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

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Extended Reading
  • Ressie 2022-03-22 09:01:31

    Just bang bang bang bang, it's over.

  • Akeem 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    Yankee's obscene patriotic propaganda film

Battleship quotes

  • [after the Missouri is rocked by an impact]

    Chief Petty Officer Walter 'The Beast' Lynch: You all right?

    Old Salt: They ain't gonna sink this battleship, no way!

  • Secretary of Defense: [from the Pentagon] Just scramble the jets, Admiral! We need to get in there-!

    Admiral Shane: I'm far more aware than you of the need to get inside! But wasting lives will not help! You want me to send up another plane? I'll do it the second you get up here and put your ass in the co-pilot's seat, *sir*!

    [slams phone down]