For military fans and sci-fi fans, this is a comedy

Zita 2022-04-20 09:01:30

1. The spaceship that can enter the earth through time and space was actually pierced through the cabin by the Barrett anti-material rifle, and the glass shattered, completely ignoring the earth's atmosphere;
2. The high-tech alien equipment has only fancy cold Weapons are not as good as even the Predator;
3. The huge toad-type battleships do not have any heavy weapons except for the gas cylinders they project. They are not as destructive as the battleships of the 1940s. Do aliens really think we are primitive people?
4. Nezha's hot wheel has played a huge role this time, and it also has a tail;
5. I really despise the technology of aliens, and I don't even need a nuclear bomb.
6. As a Museum, the USS Missouri could put 406-caliber thousand-pound shells on board?
7. The director uses the battleship as a destroyer. Is there any 90-degree turn? It's too fast, the old man can't bear it. . .
8. I really don’t know how the Japanese felt when they stood on Missouri and listened to Uncle Liam’s speech. In 1945, their emperor signed the surrender letter here, and Asano Tadashi was confident. . .
9. I have to say, the alien armor that can flatten the steel stairs on the battleship, the legless strong man can actually fight against it with his bare hands, director, where is the logic. . .

10. One of the ultimate complaints: Can this alien be a little more earthly! ! Nima can even be knocked out! ! Also hit three at a time! ! ! Isn't this the Nima mutant! !

11: Ultimate Tucao No. 2: Anticlimactic! Is the 14-nation combined fleet rubbing numbness outside the protective cover? ! Nima, what we want to watch is group P, not 3V3 bullfighting!

PS: There are many passages in the film that pay tribute to the old films:
1. After the positive and negative captains of the USS Jones died, when the male pig's feet asked who the supreme commander was, he heard a sentence "you are, sir" from "Salvation" Private Ryan"
2. The male pig's feet and his Japanese friends climbed to the stern of the sinking Jones. . . This scene is similar to "Titanic" in the screening room next door. . .
3. There are still some that I can't remember, to be added

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Extended Reading
  • Jefferey 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Content film, right? You don't have weapons, I don't shoot

  • Daphney 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    So whether the aliens are mentally handicapped or are the Americans playing the audience as mentally handicapped. . This kind of naval battle has no momentum at all. What a waste of expression.

Battleship quotes

  • Alex Hopper: You men have given so much to your country, and no one has the right to ask any more of you... but I'm asking.

    Old Salt: What do you need, son?

    Alex Hopper: I need to borrow your boat.

  • Old Salt: [as Raikes enters the Missouri's fire control center] Been working on a destroyer, haven't you?

    Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: Yes, sir.

    Old Salt: Are you ready to play with the big boys?

    Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: Oh yes, sir.

    Old Salt: Come on, we need the help.

    Petty Officer Cora 'Weps' Raikes: Awesome!