And I could see that these aliens were enthusiastic and eager, so I sent a small delegation, thinking of having a cordial and friendly meeting with the earthlings. Who knew that he was unfamiliar with the earth's terrain, and he didn't expect that there was so much space junk on the periphery of the earth. In addition, he was in a hurry, and he drove at high speed. He flew forward at a speed of 180 miles, because he would not make a brain teaser and crash into a satellite. Yes, the spacecraft was smashed, and the debris almost flattened Hong Kong. There is no radar installed on the long-distance flight. It is conceivable that they have suffered a serious crime along the way, and they have finally come to the earth after a lot of hard work. Unfortunately, the nightmare has only just begun.
Welcome to hell.
The other four spaceships landed in the Pacific Ocean. This is over. The US and Japanese coalition forces are conducting joint military exercises there. Over the years, various US arms have worked with aliens, but the navy has nothing to do with it. , the navy is suffocated, thinking about where to find aliens all day long, who can sell us both? ! Now that the aliens are here, the U.S. Navy is overjoyed: oh my god, who is this, isn't this alien?
Don't talk nonsense, brothers, copy the guys, fuck the aliens, sloppy, don't let them run away. Seeing this posture, the aliens are scared to pee, paralyzed, what's the situation, didn't you call us here, why did you move your hands?
What to do? The aliens held an emergency meeting. The top priority was to quickly call the family to pick them up by boat. Before coming, I forgot to do the strategy. The earth is too terrifying. What about the phone? It’s so good to die, the phone hit the satellite and dropped Hong Kong, and there is still a queue to buy an apple. You can only borrow it from the people of the earth. So enthusiastic earthlings can borrow it? Of course not. In order to prevent the people on earth from crowding around like crazy, we quickly established a shielding layer, and then borrowed satellite phones from humans.
To say that the aliens are really righteous, they are all up to this, they will not kill innocent people indiscriminately, insist that the enemy does not move, I do not move, the enemy moves, and the principle of self-defense is dealt with by the U.S. Navy. Moreover, they are the messengers of peace, and the weapons they carry are also pitiful, throwing grenades all over the world, angry birds? This is understandable. Originally, it wasn't for a fight. The purpose of loading a few shells was just to deal with emergencies. Who would have thought of meeting these murderous friends. The weapons carried by the aliens are even more bunkers. They don't even get a gun. They carry a Swiss Army knife and fight against a pig with a big chest and no brains. Sad.
The U.S. Navy was playing really well. Relying on the fact that the aliens didn't take the initiative to attack, the two good friends, Boy Pig and Little Japan, held hands and shot at the screen again and again as if they were playing a game. On the other hand, the aliens fled wildly by swimming breaststroke in the sea, and they were extremely embarrassed.
The humanitarian spirit of aliens combined with such unbearable weapons can destroy several warships of the US Navy, and the male pig and the little Japan also jumped, I jumped, this time it is time to stop? No, the male protagonist said that if the alien comes, he will be greeted with a shotgun. Looking around, looking for some good guys. Suddenly found the Grand Master USS Missouri, okay, that's it. No matter whether the old men on board are buried up to their necks, let alone how a retired warship has so many shells on board. If you have the conditions, you have to go there, and you have to go on the unconditional sexual obscenity conditions, as long as you can bombard the aliens a few times.
The aliens really can't calculate the earthlings. The aliens watched the earthlings come over in such a broken ship, and their whereabouts were strange. After a little hesitation, they were immediately smashed. The US Navy is happy now, who else? ? The hostess said, on the mountain, hurry up, the aliens are repairing the phone there. Alright, turn the muzzle and continue to blast. When the aliens saw it, Nima, this is going to kill them all, and quickly throw a few hot wheels, hoping to buy more time for the brothers on the mountain. To say that Hot Wheels can be regarded as a slightly lethal weapon for aliens, it is at most a yo-yo when compared with the various weapons of mass destruction of the earth. The steamer was scrapped. Of course, the alien peace mission all died in a foreign country.
The earth is too dangerous, I'd better go back to Mars.
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