An alien mining team encountered danger in the vast universe and damaged the communication equipment. It was all anxious and wanted to report it to the boss. Suddenly, the captain remembered that there was a rumor in the ore club that there was a group of earthlings who wanted to report to the boss. Their G home star had sent a signal. This proves that Earthlings must have facilities that can help them contact company bosses. So they decided to crash-land on Earth and ask friendly Earthlings to borrow a long-distance call.
But obviously they must have also damaged the navigation or flight attitude adjustment equipment in the unknown dangerous encounter, so they crashed the Earthman's satellite on the road.
It is also clear that their hulls were damaged in an unknown and dangerous encounter, resulting in a reduction in structural strength, so their key ships with communication facilities would be disintegrated as a result. Of course it wouldn't work if it didn't break up, otherwise why would they call AT&T.
Obviously, their communication system uses nuclear energy technology similar to our earth technology to provide energy, otherwise how can they kill 25,000 people in Hong Kong? As an officer in the film said: "a phone flying in the sky". Still a nuclear powered phone. Terrible.
Next, they raised their belly buttons to lure the second-hand protagonist to press it. This is to have a pretext for self-defense and counterattack, and they can win the lawsuit in the universe court in the future.
Although they took it for granted, they still showed great restraint in their excited reactions to the Earthlings, adopting the diplomatic strategy of hitting me, hitting you, not hitting me, not hitting you, hitting me, and hitting you.
Losing a big cover and taking long-distance calls as their own, people on earth can't get through anything.
But the few earth warships inside the hood are very unfriendly. Seeing other people's alien mine ships are handsome and deformed, they are psychologically unbalanced and want to ruin them. So the alien mining team had to deal with the harassment a little with mining equipment, which was actually a directional bomb used for mining and quarrying. Not to mention, it works great. The other is a tunnel boring machine, but they are not equipped with a drill bit, but a hot wheel shape similar to a sand dredger. It's a pity that this hot wheel has autonomous intelligence. When it is thrown on the viaduct, it thinks that it has seen the ore veins and bang bang bang, and only cares about destroying the bridge piers that hinder mining.
After scooping up an alien, full of armor, it really is the dress of an underground miner, and then the job of removing the helmet is still about to evolve into a robot Japanese, which is relatively easy.
Come, let's see what a miner looks like? Wah, is he just a white-skinned orc? Like an Anglo robber, with a big beard and a hard beard. Didn't evolve, okay? Does this imply that this is an alien slave mining team? Certain races with high evolution and high IQ enslave this backward race that lives underground all the year round with no light and incomplete evolution, giving them high-tech equipment and forcing them to mine in various dangerous places - such as the earth.
Haven't seen it yet, a group of slave miners hastily picked up their comrades - but left another one for some reason, presumably to mine. He must have thought the ship's power equipment was a valuable mine, so he went straight to the powerhouse. In the hand-to-hand combat that followed, the miner's true character was once again reflected. The weapons in his hands changed from drill bit to prospecting needle to knife again, but there was no spark. He must have had a hard time thinking what to do with the wildlife that was preventing him from mining.
After solving him, the chattering expert on the ship came to the conclusion that the aliens are also afraid of light based on the lizards he raised and the alien eyes, so the logic of 2B only has the same 2B hero and alien slave mining team. agree.
The words were divided into two parts. The telephone connection team occupied the phone booth accurately and quickly, waiting for the precious call opportunity after dawn. And very brutally killed a scientist assistant and a few local policemen, maybe they are very disgusted with the behavior of earthlings charging high roaming charges (does the United States have roaming charges? I don't know). The fat black man who lost his legs and lost his dog, and probably lost his grandmother, is the king and hegemony in the small team. Just let whoever drive the car, and let whoever carry the things. Maybe it's because of the respect for the disabled, the heroine and the scientist are also afraid of getting into a discrimination lawsuit. The scientist ran back to get the spectrum analyzer and was hit by the aliens. Because it was not threatening, the aliens let it go. Maybe he didn't look like a customer service representative who charged phone bills.
Entering the exciting night battle, the earthlings can't see it because they are interfered, and the mining team can't see it must be because they broke their radar in an unknown dangerous encounter. There must be a programmer on the hero's boat. , In an instant, based on the input data of the Oceanographic Bureau, I wrote a code to make a very friendly UI interface buoy monitoring and fire control integrated system, which looks like some kind of checkers. (Isn’t the information shielded? How do they connect to the data of the Oceanographic Bureau? You can’t collect data directly from buoys right away? Don’t worry)
Westerners must not be able to play a Zen thing like checkers, so Japanese ships Long played. Bang bang sank two alien mining ships, (even if the cruise missile flew to the position of the buoy, it is only an approximate position, how did it hit the mining ship? Forget me, it has a very smart terminal guidance, not relying on heat Not relying on radar or laser is to know that you are an alien miner). The IQ of the third mine increased instantly, and took a small step. The protagonist decides to trick it into an unfavorable backlight position to kill it in seconds. (But I don’t know why it suddenly can’t catch up with the protagonist and them. Wasn’t it approaching quickly before? It must have broken something in an unknown dangerous encounter!) In short, the protagonist has the right time and place to get the sunrise. Time smashed the alien bridge windshield with a two-shot Barrett from 900 yards on a rocking boat in a moment when the sun was shining on the sea, why? ? Why do they have bridges? ? Why does being affected by the bridge operator constrain the weapon system (no, it's the mine shot system)? ? And why is bulletproof glass shattered instead of
perforated? ? Most importantly, why didn't they drop the jar early? ? It must be for some kind of mining needs. . . . .
The camera goes back to the phone booth. The black eldest brother drove with the team and bumped into something that temporarily prevented the alien from using the radio frequency telescope to make a phone call. In short, he got out of the car and fought with an alien, and a woman helped him with a tool from behind. The back of the neck is quite WWF style. Fighting aliens all over the place looking for teeth, really looking for teeth all over the place, so many teeth flying to the screen, if it is a 3D version, the audience must help touch the floor in the cinema. The other alien miners in the background, regardless of the life and death of their compatriots, kept repairing the phone and ignored what happened here.
The protagonist smashed his team's ship, smashed his own ship, and now has his idea on the Missouri. With a few old sailors and their own remnants of defeated soldiers, not a few dozen people started the Missouri with a full crew of one or two thousand people! Fuel, maybe someone forgot it on the boat. The ammunition was probably forgotten by someone on the ship.
The aliens here are still very good-natured and mentally retarded, they don't like to throw jars, and the guidance method is still very backward. The actor relies on the anchor to flick Missouri's tail? ? But why wasn't the anchor dragged away? Why is the hull not deformed by pulling and being beaten by the waves? Why is the anchor chain not torn? It must be that I didn't study well in physics.
In short, several rounds of salvos from large mines were reimbursed. I think the coal boss far away in G star must be very angry.
The last shot was fired at the top of the mountain, destroying the dream of the G-star miners who wanted to make a long-distance call home.
When the Missouri was torn down and sank by the two wheels sent by the mother ship, I don't know why the two good friends, the protagonist and the Japanese captain, made concerted efforts to climb to the stern of the upright, like climbing a mountain to the top, I They thought they were going to plant the flag in the end, but they still jumped into the water. Are they experiencing this feeling of helping each other in adversity? Such a big ship is sinking too fast, and I don't know why there is no vortex and other nightmares for those who fall into the water. Well, it must be that my physics is not good.
To sum up, to defeat an alien slave mining team, what you need is a 2B captain, because only his 2B thinking can keep up with the thinking of the 2B alien slave mining team, thus creating resonance, harmony, Then stop their nefarious attempts to make bully calls. (PS In fact, the most important thing is to prevent them from occupying the sunglasses shelves in the supermarket!)
The United States is a free and fair country, and no organization or anyone is allowed to carry out such free-spirited behavior. Whoever dares to do this will have trouble with the US Navy! It's just that you can't get along with the American people!
Americans, control the universe!
They must be a peace-loving alien slave mining team, for sure.
---------------------------------------------
If you like the alien invasion theme, I can recommend you to watch Alien, Scorpio, War of the Worlds, and Battle of Los Angeles. They all proved the first law of aliens: the more advanced the technology, the lower the IQ, in order to adapt to the level of the earth's confrontation.
The famous real-time strategy game StarCraft has long told us that there are two kinds of aliens: one is a shameless bug, and the other is a mentally retarded Protoss. Facts have proved that whether it is a Zerg-type alien or a Protoss-type alien with a higher technology than Earth people, the only thing that has changed is whether they can wear a vest, no matter what high-tech material the vest is made of. What doesn't change is that they always lose at the hands of humans.
Humans, and only human beings, have the wisdom to kill and have a deadly strategy.
Presumably, it's because we're good at it.
View more about Battleship reviews
