Adrenaline Stimulator! ! !

Kyra 2022-04-19 09:01:37

Although the plot is the old disdain for Uncle Sam fighting aliens, this movie is definitely worth watching~~~ Steel! Cannon! explode! hero! ~~~~ All the elements that can stimulate male hormones can be found in this film!
Ben raccoon saw the huge heavy metal body of the super battleship Missouri playing tail-flicking and flashing alien high-explosive bombs on the Pacific track, and then directly fired the whole ship in a salvo, dozens of large-caliber cannons spewing flames together~~ It's really cool that the parts of the battleship that hit the aliens are flying around. It completely satisfies Benri Cannon's naval battle complex~~
In addition, the black soldier brother who lost his legs, PK the alien covered in full armor with his bare hands, and the shot of knocking out the opponent's three teeth with one punch is really cool~ ~Although I know that the logic is not realistic, I will still be enthusiastic~~~
In short, don't watch the film with the psychology of appreciating the plot, because the plot of this film is really too flawed and vulgar. This film is a super sea battle feast woven to satisfy the steel complex of all male creatures~~~ Watching cannonballs flying and giant ships banging against each other on IMAX is really cool~~~

In addition: I always feel that people are outside the home. The star man just accidentally got lost and made a forced landing on the earth. During the forced landing, he accidentally crashed the communication ship, so he could only find a sending device on the earth to ask for help. Because from the beginning to the end, it is the first provocation by human beings? The aliens from the Lun family are just self-defense. . . You Americans play the flute to warn the aliens, and the aliens also play the siren to warn you. It’s normal. It’s just that the aliens have relatively high technology and the frequency of the siren is relatively high, which frightens the earth people (the glass is also shattered) Yes, it's a little louder...), so I fired at the aliens. From the perspective of aliens, people come from afar, are completely unfamiliar with the earth, and are unfamiliar with the earth. If you hit him, of course he wants to destroy the earthlings for his own safety?
Moreover, you see that aliens are civilizations, and all equipment is like Iron Man. But never indiscriminately kill innocents. As long as you judge that you are a green and environmentally friendly product, you will never commit any crimes. That S13 scientist, why do you think that aliens are going to wipe out all human beings? ! ! The same is true of the American soldiers. No matter whether it is 3721, they will be shot in one shot. Who will be worthless! ! ! But the aliens of the year just wanted to use that satellite to make a distress call, and they were killed by the American soldiers. . . Worse than Dou E. . . but. . . If we don’t fight like this, what are we looking at, huh~~

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Extended Reading
  • Ulices 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Rihanna, Sun Tzu Art of War, ha

  • Murray 2022-03-23 09:01:34

    riri is a bright spot. Compared with other alien movies, this film has almost no special description of aliens, and the rhythm is average.

Battleship quotes

  • [first lines]

    Title Card: In 2005, scientists discovered a distant planet believed to have a climate nearly identical to Earth.

    Title Card: In 2006, NASA built a transmission device five times more powerful than any before it, and a program to contact the planet began.

    Title Card: It was known as The Beacon Project.

  • Convenience Store Owner: It's too late to eat a burrito. Too much complex carbs.