Group hero movies always have a fatal flaw!

Hal 2021-12-15 08:01:02

Group hero movies always have a fatal flaw! This shortcoming is like a football game where a player participates in a gambling, and one person turns to the side and the whole army fails. Therefore, the real hero movie is better to be a lone hero, no father, no mother, no wife, no children, no brothers and sisters! In short, there is no worries, so you can let go of your hands and feet and kill your opponents to death! So this hero had better be an orphan! If it's a robot like "Terminator", then it couldn't be better! Or like "Detective Marlon", when the story ends, calling and not talking, knowing that the wife and daughter are well, is enough!

"The Losers" is a group hero movie. Within an hour and a half, it is necessary to explain the characters of many bamboo bananas and to string together the plot. It is inevitable to lose sight of one and the other! If the director's skills are not strong, it will basically be a devastating blow to this movie! So, this movie is just a superficial cool movie! The exploding plane rushed towards you, and the bamboo banana took a leisurely stroll among the flying dollar bills. It was so cool... The fatal flaw was that a certain bamboo banana betrayed his companion because of his family, and of course there was another one. Because of her dead family, the heroine undermined the villain’s evil ideals of trying to dominate the earth!

If you are not the omnipotent human agent 007, then you can only cooperate with others, learn from each other, and work together to complete the task! The profession of mercenaries is basically a brainless representative, telling you that the task is to blow up the military forces of the drug lords, you have to do it, unless there is an accident, fortunately, they are lucky, and 5 people are on the list of being removed. I can only hide in Bolivia cockfighting and picking up girls... After the film lasted for nearly half an hour, the heroes finally returned to their country for revenge! Slow motion, all in black, wearing glasses, sunglasses and a hat, don't wear anything that is already black and outrageous.

The villain is the villain. If it weren't for the extinction of humanity, how could it do anything to destroy mankind? Pursuing the ultimate in money will make you kill your brother! Will let you kill women and children! There are many ways to exterminate human beings. The use of sound waves is a deadly weapon that destroys people invisibly! It is also called environmentally friendly, harmless and pollution-free! No matter how environmentally friendly, the heroes will not agree! All the heroes have to do is to protect the country, protect mankind, and protect our planet! The process was not smooth, but luckily, they successfully blocked the remote control device of the deadly sonic weapon with tape!

The bad guys will come! It's just that there should be no sequel to this movie! At the end of the film, the heroes went to visit their families! Yes, if no one destroys the earth, let them sell drug dealers, let them sell prostitution, let them corrupt if they are corrupt, let them gamble on football betting, perverted murderer Let them kill, and the heroes will continue to be heroes! High-rise buildings rose from the ground, patches of pastoral forest disappeared, and human civilization slowly became intangible. The unearthed cultural relics a few years later had no statues, bamboo slips, bronzes, and ceramics, but only a piece of iron. Know if our descendants can still read the data inside? Seeing those wonderful but not wonderful movies, good and bad music, only popular, no inheritance!

A bad person is not enough to destroy the earth. If you don’t abuse the earth, it will be finished by itself! Why should you go? The same is true in life. If you are afraid of betrayal, stay alone. Who cares about your life and death! No matter how powerful you are, can you still destroy the earth?


PS: One who hurts his arm can parkour, and one who is shot in the legs can walk around. What a strong man! Awesome! If your life is pretending to be cool, then you will love this movie!

pppsss: You can directly drag it to 26 minutes later to watch this film...

ppppppppppps: I can't write a serious text, I failed! Please forgive me, I am such an unreliable uncle...

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  • Dee 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    Absolutely for no brains

  • Karlie 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    It is quite satisfactory, but it is a comic adaptation, and it won the Teen Choice Award.

The Losers quotes

  • [first lines]

    Cougar: Sorry, I just can't give you that kind of information. I'll do anything else. I just can't do that. I can't betray my country. I won't. This country gave me everything.

    Cougar: Oh, God! Just keep him away from me. Please! Don't let him near me. Oh, no! Oh, God!

    Pooch: Come on, baby. Just relax into it. Let Godzilla do his thing.

  • Roque: [riding in the bright yellow Pinto] Hey, we are the seat belts, bro?

    Clay: We don't need seat belts, the G-forces will hold you in your seat.