What a hibiscus film!

Jules 2021-12-16 08:01:03

I don’t know much about Western religions. After watching this film, I’ve finally learned a lot. It turns out that angels are also stupid:

1. The effective defensive weapon of angels is wings. To avoid wings, bricks can be beaten to death.

2. Angel’s wings It is non-renewable. After cutting off its wings, it is no different from ordinary people (maybe handsome)

3. Some angels have weak willpower. It is estimated that if born in troubled times, they are likely to grow into a worthy traitor

4 , Angels also flatter, and God likes flattering! Their affiliation may be a bit like the emperor and eunuch in ancient China. (How does it remind me of Yan Song)

5. Angels do not fly into the clouds and fog, their ability to fly in the air depends on wings! But since wings are the only defensive weapon at the same time, the best time to kill the angel should be when it installs B in the sky. The Red Wolf is alive and flying a pan can theoretically solve the problem.

6. There are many angels, but just like the previous bureaucratic system, there are only two who can work, one is Yue Fei and the other is Qin Hui. Otherwise, God entrusts such an important task, what about the other angels?

7. The angel’s weapon is mediocre, but it has a mechanical device similar to a spring. It can be seen from this film that its hitting ability and swing speed are average, and it should be a primary equipment, and there is no groove to inlay gems, so its attack ability Limited, if you encounter a human who has practiced, the ending may be miserable, so angels are generally not in the human world, so as not to lose their share!

8. With such an angel's ability, and also serving as a royal (god) guard, God's ability is a bit questionable. At least it can be seen from its ability to recognize people, its IQ is limited, and its hobby of turning back, no different from the ancient Chinese emperor

9 The angel’s way of hiding weapons is advanced, similar to Monkey King’s wishful golden cudgel. You can pull out a bayonet or a big knife or other controlled knives as you like, although the attack power is average.

10. If you want to save the world, you can’t count on angels, guns. Revolution is king. At the end of this film, it is obvious

that friends who have not watched this film must be mentally prepared. If you have laughed and scolded the head of Furong on the Internet, then you have copied this film.

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Legion quotes

  • Howard Anderson: Audrey? Honey? Your mother was wondering if you got dressed this morning with the specific intention of showing your ass off to the entire world.

    Audrey Anderson: You know that's because I woke up hoping to get double-teamed by a couple of meth-head truckers in some bathroom of a desert shithole. It's a good thing we got stuck here.

    Howard Anderson: I feel satisfied with that answer. I really do.

    Sandra Anderson: I'm being punished for something. I know it.

  • Kyle Williams: [shouting] Who the fuck is this old lady?