Dog blood Valentine's day, ketchup everywhere

Reggie 2022-07-27 17:07:03



February 14th this year, coincides with the domestic Spring Festival, and also coincides with the weekend. On this day of celebrating family and love around the world, I happily ran to see the werewolf, and "Valentine's Day" was playing in the screening room next door. The ingredients can be seen from those who enter the venue: turning left in pairs; turning right when single is wretched.

To be honest, the trailer is very good. I also paid attention to this film when I visited the universal studio in Hollywood, so I was looking forward to it. Even before the opening, the dim lights in the cinema also set off the movie very well. Seated, the phone is adjusted to vibrate, the chrysanthemum is tightened, and the movie begins~~~ The movie begins

in a dim light shaking like a theater. The big brother of the male pig’s feet is holding a lamp in his hand, running and running in the woods, The werewolf came over and slapped him to death. This incident spread across the ocean to male pig's feet in the United States. As soon as the pig's feet were heard, the carriage went home, and an unfaithful love began. It turned out that his brother had a sister-in-law, which was quite punctual. So, the male pig's feet began to flirt with his sister-in-law while looking for the werewolf.

The male pig’s foot was determined to kill the werewolf, so he went around looking for the werewolf with the villagers. They set up traps and posed a puzzle. Unfortunately, the werewolf seemed to have a gorgeous IQ much higher than that of ordinary animals. In a fight, the pig The foot was honourably injured. At the same time, during the investigation, Zhujiao found that his kind father, the gloomy castle at home, seemed to be something wrong. In his dreams, he always dreamed of his mother, as if he was shot to death by a werewolf. At this time, a decision he made was to let his sister-in-law go to the big city; at the same time, he found that he could transform himself. On the night of the full moon, he yelled toward the window, and his fur grew~~~ So he was taken away by the police uncle.

But how could the police uncle be the opponent of the werewolf, so the werewolf escaped home under a powerful sprint. Wait, there is another wolf in the house, yes, it is his father, that kind grandfather, whose eyes are always so sharp and seem to be able to see through everything. Under the principle that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers and a family cannot accommodate two wolves, the old and new werewolves began to fight. With a wealth of experience, the old wolf beat the new wolf to the dying breath. Suddenly, the new wolf used a trick to steal the peach, and grabbed the dragon's hand, and finally slapped the old wolf's head. The scene was quite violent. .

In short, there is no suspense in the whole film. The film is spent sleepy. Even if sleepy, I guessed the identity of the old wolf when I saw half of it. In addition, the film inherited a typical Hollywood horror film technique. : Sprinkle tomato sauce. What kind of large intestine, small intestine, liver, all that can be punched out. So, after two hours and the torture of previous bad Hollywood horror films, I came up with the guidelines for Hollywood horror films: Sprinkle ketchup into S-shape and torture people into B-shape. Oh also~~~

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The Wolfman quotes

  • Colonel Montford: [Sir John shoots a statue next to Colonel Montford causing him to fall off his horse] My eyes... Damn you, Talbot!

    Sir John Talbot: I'm sorry, Colonel. I meant to shoot you. Sadly, I'm not quite the marksman I used to be... I must be getting old.

  • Lawrence Talbot: I must confess, I envy my brother. The days he had with you, what joy he must have felt. I would have given anything I own to have known you in another life. I must get back to Talbot Hall and end this.