Feelings are a glass of wine that drinks less and less (not Warcraft's "Warcraft")

Winfield 2022-12-24 13:49:14




World of Warcraft, the feelings of going away

entered the world of Azeroth for the first time. Standing in front of the Northshire Abbey, a canned silver guard greeted all the players who came and went: Hello, our warriors...

Learn primary Riding, owning a pony, galloping in the Elwynn Forest, causing a large group of murlocs to chase after him, and the guards of Stormwind patrolling the avenues walked with a click, holding high the dazzling footsteps. Weapon, bravely rushed in front of the murloc, raised his knife and fell, and cut in two...

The first time he stepped into the Black Wing's Nest, the overwhelming dragon man angrily rushed towards the controlled dragon man leader, at a loss, the boss turned green how to fight? The head of the regiment shouted madly, kill the long-range first... Someone typed and asked, what is the long-range...

The first time I caught a Tyrannosaurus Rex, the little red man, the little red man, the bastard who rolled the keyboard, you go away, the uncle won't fight with you... ...

The first time I climbed on the back of the Griffin and circled Shattrath City three hundred times, three hundred times...

The first time I stepped into the Sunwell, the first time I saw Kil'jaeden crawling out of the egg tart, The first time I touched the egg knife, the first time I saw the duke climb the throne of the Lich King, the first time I fought on the back of Deathwing, the first time I stepped into the pandaren continent, the first time I stood on the corpse of the brain. …

On June 8, 2016, Warcraft came. The next day, I was

disappointed

and disappointed by the battle. The focus of warcraft was war, battle, and passion. Except for a few duels in Lothar Durotan, which showed a little sense of strength, the rest The battle is like a rubber doll wrestling, coupled with the shocking sound effects, how it looks awkward... I just want to say, you can spend a little money, ask the action consultant of Captain America 3, how Hulk

is disappointed Dialogue, long lines, introducing one by one about his past, the queen persuaded the female orc, Khadgar's memory, Lothar's memory, the female orc's memory... The front row of the imax hall lit up countless times to read WeChat messages. Bright, I also took off my glasses three times, relying on listening and plot, I really can't bear such a long narrative movie

Disappointing is the expression. Except for Durotan, the other characters really can't see any expressions. Lothar led his troops to encounter Durotan, and both sides were almost wiped out. Lothar returned to Stormwind City and interrogated Garona with a smile on his face. , your subordinates are almost wiped out, okay... Lothar's son is about to die in battle, shouting Medivh, and then he will stop shouting once, forcibly rushing to the grid, but not rushing over, and then he doesn't say anything, has no expression, just helplessly. watch his son die. Lord youbig, can't you shout a few times? You are shooting monsters, it is passion, it is emotional exposure, it is soul-stirring... At this moment, I feel that the super bat is back, deep, dark, the only thing without passion and

disappointment is the plot, King Ryan asked Galona to kill Kill him, EXCUSE ME, why did Medivh finally open the door? In order to let you, the transvestite king dressed as Zhao Zilong, retreat, okay, all standing at the door "I won't go if I don't go" Well, if you don't go, you will have honor when you die, okay, it's embarrassing to see here Again, can you describe kings and chiefs without honor? It seems like killing them can exchange for pvp equipment, this is a movie, not World of Warcraft, not World of Warcraft!

The disappointment is still the plot. Gul'dan opened the black door for the first time and made it very clear that only the strongest orcs are qualified to step into the black door. The big-bellied wife slipped into the black door by herself... In the end, Gul'dan let Thrall breathe green with a breath of immortality... Arranged a bridge, the black door fluctuated, and Durotan's wife was accidentally sucked into Azer by the black door. Russ, what a smooth plot, huh, but no, the

disappointment is still the plot, Gul'dan, a magician, and Durotan fight one-on-one with their fists, EXCUSEME, the screenwriter is not from heaven, right? Lothar tried to escape with Ryan's body on a griffin, but was pulled to the ground. When he got up, he even let him and Blackhand go head-to-head? Come out, screenwriter, when did the orcs learn the bloody episode in the 8-episode simulcast series, one-on-one battle against the enemy's main general, victory, and calmly leave... As for Lothar's crotch piercing, he is no longer able to discuss

disappointment The plot is still the story, the black hand is the chief, and Gul'dan is only the guardian of the orcs, and Gul'dan can completely reject the challenge of Durotan. Orgrimmar's builder, Orgrim Doomhammer, has completely become Durotan's sidekick. First he betrayed Durotan, made Durotan a prisoner, the Frostwolf clan fell apart, and then betrayed Gul'dan and stood by Durotan again... ...could the betrayal of this great hero not be so cheap?

As for whether Gul'dan accepted the fel energy for the future of the orcs, Durotan ran to negotiate with the humans as soon as he was worried, and others would blow your son alive with a fairy breath. Well, from Azeroth's point of view, maybe Durotan Still a hero, Durotan is a complete traitor from the point of view of an orc. Uncle Gu worked so hard to bring you to a new world and nourish the strength of the orcs with the souls of other races. What's the point?

As for Medivh, blackening means blackening. As for him, he was corrupted by Sargeras from his mother's womb. When he is awake, he is Medivh, and when he is not awake, it is Sargeras' bridge. Do you still plan to shoot?

The disappointment is the casting, the human king Ryan, the actor, the father of iron man... Please forgive me for constantly replacing him in Team America 1, when he introduced his son, young Varian, he couldn't help laughing, His son should be Tony Stark, and it is estimated that pulling a black-haired bearded white person is better than his performance. Since it's pulled over, let's play it, but, in which scene is this Ryan irreplaceable? How about finding a Harry Potter actor without

Khadgar? Grown up Harry Potter is not like Harry Potter at all, and he has been busy with movies recently. Medivh, how about finding old Magneto or the white-robed wizard from Lord of the Rings 1? Enough atmosphere, enough evil.

As for the casting of the king's guards, high elves, dwarves, and Kirin Tor, I don't want to say more. The image of the fans' cos is much more similar than these movies.

Finally, it is the combat ability and method of human warriors. Orcs are tall, strong, and humans fight with polearms and factions, but in the movie... a one-handed sword? Are you sure the cavalry can cut down the enemy with such a short sword? Are you sure you can hit the orc first? In the last melee, the shape of the left-handed shield and the right-handed musket of the human warriors made people gasp. Everyone knows that the sword and shield are in the front, and the musketeer is in the back. As for whether the gun and shield soldiers should keep their distance or take the lead in charging, I can't discuss it.

In the end, the whole league raised a griffin. Is it because the primary flying skills are too expensive or the griffins are too expensive? Would you like our union to take a picture of the headless sky?

Gul'dan is still in power, the orcs are still raging, humans are still sacrificed, the black gate will still open, more orcs are coming... Regent, Lothar, holding the lionheart sword like a triumph: for Azer Russ, for the Alliance... As a loyal Alliance, I can't feel the slightest touch... If this guy is the King of Stormwind, I'll train a thief to assassinate him a hundred times...

Feelings will always go away, funny The movie will run out of feelings sooner or later. What will you sell next time Warcraft?

The director Duncan Jones, famous for his moon and source code, has a very delicate background in the description of small scenes. Unfortunately, as I accidentally said, he could not grasp the big scene of the

orc slaughtering and looting the human village. The cavalry bravely rushed to the rescue... This is a very tense and courageous picture that makes people cry. Unfortunately, there is no

final battle of the Black Gate in the film. After Medivh escaped control, he opened the door to Stormwind City, the dwarf musketeer and the elves And the Kirin Tor Mage poured out of the black gate, and the three alliance races joined forces to fight against the orcs enhanced by fel energy. What a beautiful picture... It's a pity that there are not

thousands of dead souls in Karazhan. It can be seen how prosperous Karazhan was before. The tower, unfortunately, the film is compressed into Medivh and Alfred... Fel energy explodes, thousands of dead souls rise from the body, how spectacular, unfortunately, there is still no...

This "Warcraft" is not a Warcraft, the feeling is a cup Drinking less and less wine, the legendary Wanda and Penguin fermented the alcoholic wine that Blizzard had brewed for more than 20 years into a cup of sour dark green swamp mud beast blood with the smell of rotten eggs. What will they sell next time?

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Extended Reading

Warcraft quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Durotan: Our hope is destroyed; there is nothing to go back to. Is war the only answer?

  • Medivh: If you truly love someone, you'll go to the ends of the Earth to find them.