Joke P Flirt

Dayne 2022-09-29 19:44:12

The first is the joke:
Human female:
1. When this mission is over, I'm going to buy some new clothes to wear...
2. Sometimes, I can't control (more and more loudly) myself! already! ! of! ! ! sound! ! ! ! quantity! ! ! ...
3. My girlfriend and I often change our clothes. We are all the same size! ...
4. I like to fart in the bathtub. ..
5. Do you ever feel that your destiny is not in your hands, but is controlled by an invisible hand? ...
6. I can't find a manicure anywhere. ...
7. Why does everyone automatically think that I am proficient in tailoring and cooking? ..
8. It's so dry in the Wild West. ...


human male:
1. Block me, I have to go behind the tree. ...
2. An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender said: "Hey! Where did you get this?" The parrot said: "Durotan. It's all over the place"...
3. A duck walked into a shop and said: Give me some lip balm . on my account. ...
4. How did the tauren hide themselves in the cherry tree? He dyed his hooves red. ...
5. A guy came up to me and said "I'm a banana, banana banana banana banana banana..." I said "Relax man, you're so nervous".
6. Uh, I have a great one film ideas. The story goes that there were two gnomes who found a
magical bracelet full of power. They were going to take this bracelet to the Burning Steppe and throw it into the melting pot to destroy it, so
they formed the Bracelet Alliance. On the way, they are followed by a murloc obsessed with bracelets, Gotum, plus
nine bracelet spirits. We could make this story into a trilogy of "The King of the Bracelets", Part 1
It's called "Bracelet Alliance", the second part is two towers, and the third part is called "Hey, the king is back"

Dwarf man:
1. Heehoo~~~ Heehoo (singing), uh, do it all over again.
2. Hiss. Ah, I have a problem with a wardrobe, oh my hammer.
3. Ah, winter, so nice.
4. The beer I like is just like the woman I like, spicy and ruthless.
5. I have no problem with drinking. I have no problem with drinking, getting drunk, and lying down.
6. I can't drink more, and of course I can't drink less.
7. Well, basically, I'm a social drinker, and when someone says "
Bring say "I want a drink too!"



Dwarf girl:

1. My uncle made it with locusts Big ball, really.
2. I don't like being underground, it reminds me of death.
3. I have to get my feet trimmed every night, so I don't have athlete's foot at all, and I don't have any problems with my toes.
4. No, of course not true, but thanks for the reminder.
5. I am reminded of what my father used to say, "Shut up! Get out!"
6. The beer I like is like the man I like, dark and rich.

Night Boy:

1. I don't know what you would normally do, but I don't understand what the elves are saying to Ben and I usually just
nod.
2. Who wants to live forever?
3. What? I didn't hear it.
4. Is that thing sharp? Will that thing cut me? You also know that I am not immortal now.
5. Last night, I went to a Bucks party.
6. I don't care about dwarfs, but I always worry about stepping on them.
7. Ah, as soon as I stepped into the Emerald Dream, it was convenient to get up again.
8. Do you know those ancient guardian trees in Darnassus? Actually they are not that old.



Night Maiden:


1. You know, pixies can actually be used for cleaning.
2. I think those guys were just using the Emerald Dream as an excuse not to return my calls.
3. Actually, I'm more of an early morning elf.
4. Look, I'm dancing again, hope your friends like my performance.
5. You know, at night I have to keep moving or I'll disappear.

Dwarf man:

1. I would like to call my children in Gnomeregan to live bravely, the eldest, the second and the third. Although you
are short, you are all my children.
2. Looking through the magnifying glass, I am much taller.
3. I do hope to find some interesting little things here, you know, I really like tinkering with things.
4. You know, I really wish I had a garden with some human statues or something.
5. I think the guy who sold the goods just stole my money, oh, hehehe, he's a bad guy.
6. I had an idea to make a device that bakes small pieces of bread, but in the end, I don't think there's a market for this thing.



Midget Women:

1. I deeply apologize for any trouble my bad temper may have caused you.
2. I hope to find gold nuggets on chicks one day.
3. You know, rabbits will bite people in a hurry.
4. According to my research, it is very painful to be hit by a blunt object.

Blood elf man:
1 The other day I was in line, waiting to ride the bat, and there was an undead in front of me, he suddenly farted and looked indifferent. snort! I don't know what he ate, but apparently, not digesting it, it was disgusting!
2 Don't you want your girlfriend to be as hot as me?
3 Ah I need a nail clipper...you have an opinion! ! ? ?
4 I am trying to reduce my reliance on magic. . And point
5. Are we allied with the tauren? That's great, now I can eat steak twice a week
6 Give me the calm to accept the things I can't change Give me the courage to change the things I can change Give me wisdom... just give me some damn magic or I'll Murder!
7 The biggest problem with these guys from the Horde is that they are so uneducated (and fart..)




Blood Elf Girl:
1 I go to the Undercity for grooming huh? Have you ever seen one of those guys I told him you didn't even have a chin and you're giving me a grooming? He's going crazy. At least I think he's going crazy. Have you ever heard a jawless guy talk? oh oh he looks like a murloc
2 do you think playing too much of the expansion will make me fat?
3 How can I miss you if you don't go away?
4 Ah I hate Thunder Bluff you can't get good hamburgers there
5 Mirrors can't talk but you're lucky they don't laugh
6 Ah I went to a beauty salon run by a troll one day and my hair was covered It's messed up like a chicken coop, and the nose is raised. You tell me which idiot will pay for these messy things?
7 Are you saying my hair will stay this color forever?

Tauren Man:
1.Moo~~~Are you happy now? (I was cute)
2. If you anger the bull, just play with the horns.
3. What? No, of course I like ladies.
4. Here comes the beef.
5. You have to know that tauren are natural hunters. Have you ever seen a tauren catching fish in a creek? Very exciting indeed. Have you ever seen a tauren catch a python? Of course not, and that's because tauren are good at blending in with their surroundings.


Bull head girl:

1. Happy Tauren from Mulgore.
2. In my native language, my name means "Dancing with Wheat Ears".
3. You know, a lot of things don't work out when your grandmother's soul is watching you.
4. Once I laughed so hard I spilled milk all over the floor. (Connotation..)

Troll male:

1. New troll report.
2. The rice is ready, can we stew it here?

3. I heard that if you cut off a part of your body, a bigger one will grow in a few days. Don't believe
it. (I want to make it grow bigger...)
4. I killed two dwarves in the morning, two dwarves at noon, and two more dwarves at night, and it felt
pretty good .
5. My head got smaller and I just came out of the pond.
6. I want my girlfriend to be stocky, lethargic, and full of bad breath.


Troll:

1. I really have a personality, what do you think?
2. If eating people is wrong, then I would rather be wrong in the end.
3. To grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach. But me, usually straight through the chest.
4. I'm so ladylike, oh, so ladylike, ha... uh
5. Strong bad breath is my charm.

Undead Man:

1. I hate murlocs, what about you?
2. I'm dead, and I'm angry.
3. Roses are gray, violets are gray, and I am dead and colorblind.
4. I can't stand the smell of those orcs.
5. Anyone with a freshener, dead dog brand, trash brand, or low tide brand is fine.

Undead Women:


1. It sucks.
2. Ah... death ah...
3. I heard my kneecaps click and they fell into the lake.
4. I want to dye my toenails, but I don't know where they fell off.
5. Yes, they are real, they are not mine, but they are real.
6. You know, once you're dead, nothing smells too bad. Rotten eggs? no problem. Dead fish? It smells like a spring breeze.
7. I am in a state of erosion.
8. You don't need deodorant when you don't have armpits.

Draenei male:
1 I lost a lot of my family jewels when we got here I would really appreciate it if you could help me get them back
2 I love this planet there are cows, chicks and ponies here and everything There are
3 You say I have an octopus on my face? ! what do you mean (what do you mean)
4 our plan is very well planned 1st we let the Exodar land 3rd we beat the Burning Legion and go home just a few minutiae not considered
5 we don't realize it but in fact Exodar means Thunder Elephant's droppings in Naaru
6 You know that a nimble tail makes our innate sense of agility and balance even more... ah... [falls probably]

Draenei girl :
1 I have a great recipe - 2 gnomes 2 eggs flatten the gnomes and crack the eggs and... eh? what's coming?
2 It's true for them and can cut glass
3 I told him to stop and ask for directions but he didn't he said this is space and it's the same wherever it goes
4 The planet's reserves of sandstone are amazing The people who live here must be 5 Why
do many people say our name is hard to pronounce? How to pronounce it
6 How can we crash on a planet? I'm very interested in this
7 Single draenei women looking for a blacksmith with sand wheels to take care of me~~~ and my beautiful hooves
8 Look at my hooves does this look like it's infected?

Panda Man:
1. As the old saying goes, people make mistakes, aha stupid humans! (...mortals)
2. The old saying goes that a dog can't spit out ivory, but you can put ivory on your dog. You know, just a little glue and a few pieces of tape. (...)
3. Hey~ You seem to lose weight! Oh.. this is horrible! (It's scary!)
4. Let's go! ..........Or...have another drink? ..........ah hey! Let's just stay here...(good!)
5. War doesn't decide who's right! War can only decide... uh.. who dies and who lives. (Source is Russell)
6. I am upside down, like the waves. There are ten thousand kinds of grievances, and I will laugh at them (the source is Jackie Chan's "Drunken Fist", well, I have heard this song many times, but I don't know the words... It is said that our male pig's feet are drinking too much, and they are out of tune 7. It is
better to teach a man to fish than to teach him how to fish. Ah no! Is...give...to...fish? oh...i...i messed up... hi! Let them go to hell! (Well! Go to hell!)
8. Gotta store some fat for winter! I don't want to hibernate, that's my mantra. (...)
9. Just... ahem, we need a bigger turtle. (Yak)
10. Dripping water...piercing stone! Iron pestle...making needles! It's terrifying to think about! (What the hell did you think of..)

Panda Girl:

1. I'm basically only vegetarian, I only eat plants, and I also eat animals that eat plants. (Do you eat pandas?)
2. Oh! I really work harder! (WHAT?)
3. I'm making progress! Oh! I've been able to stand and take several punches! Of course, who hasn't experienced hardship in practice? (...)
4. I am a leaf in the wind. But with sharp blades and magic, I'm like a big, hard leaf! (...)
5. These new cultures are puzzling. Someone called me today... a big leather drum. What does that mean? Elvish? (Salas...)
6. I talked to this tauren a few days ago, ah not a werewolf. Ah no... ah wait... so who's the cow and who's the dog? what! These talking animals are stupid! (Hello panda...)
7. Of course we have thumbs, see? (didn't see...)
8. If you want to shoot the star and hit the moon, don't be ashamed! Because you have big ambitions and the moon is just doing it for yourself...(...)
9. Let me think about it... front down front... punch! Ah no no no no no! Down Up... Feet! (KO)


Goblin Man:


1. One word: glue!

2. Sigh, I'm playing with gold, but I can't make those gold coins germinate, hehe
3. Oh, I figured it out! To commit an organized crime?
4. Yes, she told me to tie her up at my mercy. So I took her home
5. I'm "little brother", come say hi.
6. If there is trouble, use blasting to solve it. Hahahaha
7. Skip to step 3: Profit!
8. I'm not kidding, I'm open for business.



Goblin Girl:


1. I'm a gold digger...and mine for silver and copper
2. My venture capital portfolio is ready, but most of my liquid assets are now in my pension, transfer Sleepy as planned.
3. Money can make a ghost run the mill.
4. Listen baby, you can catch up with the times, the world is changing. Everything is now so fast, I am killing.
5. I am a modern female goblin, very independent. I'll still keep the men serving me, but I won't give them any sweetness
head.
6. I am a person who likes to be free and does not like to be "bound" by anything. What? Did you mean "that kind"? Ah, that one I like so much.
7. Abnormal phenomenon
8. If it is unsuccessful at first, then fry it a few more times.
9. Skip to step 3: Profit!
10. I'm not kidding, I'm open for business.
11. Go away, you biscuits goblin


werewolf man:

1. Come here, I don't bite~ well, I don't bite at all...not often...sometimes I don't bite
2. In fact, you may want to stay with me distance. Since the change I find that I now like to eat medium rare meat...completely raw, and even, sometimes, I wish I had some guys who were still struggling! !
3. It's not a private thing...I just think that you can only really know someone after smelling his crotch.(...)
4. Then she said to me, "Your teeth are so big". What can you say about this~
5. I love Darnassus. There are trees all over the place
6. Ah, yes, I have a pair of furry palms. what?
7. Like a wolf like a tiger
8. Show you
the full moon 9. Dear lady, do you know that I am a werewolf?

Werewolf Girl:


1. Excuse me, can I, um.. smell your back?
2. Your cloak has a very nice smell~
3. The old lady is born with sloppy bones!! (I X, too bold !)
4. Kekeke...please forgive~
5.Awoo............(Wolf howl) I really don't know why we do this...
6.(Sniff) This smells like...this is ham? (sniffs) Hey! I smell it! You have...ham smell on you? Ham, over there?...ham, who has ham!
7. He gave me a bone for the festival this year, it's really a bone! An ordinary bone, do you think I should... oh... (what happened next?)
8. That's right, I tried shaving, but it doesn't work, trust me...
9. At least I'm not dead yet... (You're going to scare all male netizens to death...)


Blood Elf Girl:
1. I am The kind of girl that gaming rating groups used to warn you about. (Foreign games have a grading system, and the warnings belong to the 18X type.)
2. Do you believe in love at first sight... or do you want me to walk in front of you again.
3. Is there a mana bug in your pocket, "hmm" or are you happy to see me. (Very evil--!!)
4. I'm addicted to you baby.
5. My mana drain brings all the boys to the yard.
6. Usually I'm only willing to ride on an epic mount, but...we can discuss it. (What are we going to discuss..)


Blood Elf Male: (Is it a man or a woman...)
1. Do you want to see my good side?" Hehehehe "This is really a treacherous question. 2. Hey
why didn't you come here then (very affectionate).. oh! Be careful with my hair (tantrum tone).
3. Your eyes are like sunwells, of course before the explosion that destroyed us.
4. You seem almost as perfect as me.
5. Do you know why I love your eyes the most, when I look at you affectionately... I can see... my own reflection.
6. I know every rose has thorns, but if you're willing to give me a little sweetness, we can have fun day and night.

Troll man:
1. I hope you have rested enough. Next, it will take you a lot of strength (you should also pay attention to your own strength~)
2. Don't you want to get my love?
3. We trolls believe in our ability to regenerate, although sometimes it doesn't work very well.
4. You look cute and taste good


Trolls:


1. You are the type I would love to drink... take a bite of!
2. My passion can burn you to ashes, want to try it?
3 .I know! My beauty is fresh and spotless!
4. You're gone!
5. Aren't you going to slash me with an axe?

Orc man:
1. You have six different smiles, one when you're angry One is when you tear meat, one is when you chew it, one is when you snatch the corpse, one is when you are skinning your prey, and one is when you want to kill .
2. Your armor is so beautiful, it should be good to throw it on my floor (you can just break the armor directly~~)
3. Miss, when I saw you for the first time, I was. . I didn't expect it to grow so fast
4. This is true love, do you think it happens every day?
5. Ah, you look like a lady


orc woman:


1. Come with me
2. Don't let the boring shit Ruined this wonderful moment
3. You make me uneasy
4. I will give you crazy love
5. Don't talk, just follow me
6. I like men who dare to cry, like you


goblin male flirt:
1. Oh baby, you really get me horny
2. Have you ever been on a rocket before? Mine is huge
3. Sweetie, I have all kinds of toys in my belt
4. I love women As much as I love leads: short and fast, with a touch.
5. I'll buy you a drink. Oh, wait, you'd better buy me a drink. Well, you still give me the money directly.
6. I have what you want (zipper). .
7. Does this get you excited (crash of gold coins))
8. How much?


Goblin female flirting:
1. If you like it, you should put a bigger and more delicate ring on it.
2. I am a girl with good service.
3. Although I am small, my hand skills are top-notch. How can you resist.
4. Is your bulging purse? Or are you just happy to see me? Hope it is both!
5. Does this get you excited (sound of gold coins)
6. Why don't you walk out of town with me ? , and buy me some expensive jewelry?

Dwarf man flirts:


1. I have a lot of inventions I want to show you, why don't you come to my house and chat?
2. Everyone is talking about beer-colored goggles, and I Can't find any blueprints for this thing.
3. Hey, your machine is really good! (What machine...)
4. To be blunt, I like girls with big hips. (really direct~~)


dwarf girl flirting
1. You are so cute! (Tell me~)
2. I don’t think dividing the scale into ten scales can be used to measure accurately, do you think twelve scales plus How about mechanically measuring intelligence and torque parameters?
3. Being able to say a complete sentence is a very important skill! (meaning that you saw a dwarf MM, and it's already incoherent~)
4. Now I think you should buy me a cup wine, and then have a little talk with me to build a harmonious relationship, what do you say?
5. I find that not all of what you say is wrong.

Draenei Male Flirt:
1. I'm going to pour out my admiration for you, in the language of our race, bhhhhhh. . .
2. Every time I see you, the tentacles on my face tremble with excitement.
3. You know, I used to have a girlfriend, but I. . I lost her in a crash, which is really bad news. But the good news is, I'm a bachelor now!
4. Would you be shy if I said you had one beautiful eye? Of course, oh ho, the other one would be nice too.
5. Eh, what happened in Shadowmoon Valley was a romantic affair. .


Draenei Girl Flirt:


1. Are you thinking about the thing I'm thinking too? Well, get some butter, and a goblin pacemaker. (Very very powerful goblin pacemaker)
2. The nights on this planet are so cold! The

night man flirts:
1. I am the force of nature.
2. I hope you are not afraid of snakes. (What snake..)
3. You are as wonderful as the emerald dream becomes reality.
4. Want to see my wild side?
5. Baby, I'm not immortal now, time waits for no one!


Night Girl Flirting:


1. If my skin wasn't purple, you'd see, I'm blushing. (I saw~~)
2. My mother warned me not to be such a girl, but I just happened to be. (What kind of ~ I want to go..)
3. Sleeping in the woods under the moonlight is a unique feeling.
4. Of course I didn't just have my ears pierced (what else..)

Dwarf male flirting:
1. You want to touch my beard, right?
2. Where are you from?. . . Cough, it doesn't matter.
3. You look beautiful, I love your hair, this is a drink for you, are you ready? (Is it really just a drink...)
4. I must be asleep, you just As wonderful as an angel in a dream.
5. Long story short, girl, I have one more task to complete in 15 minutes. (15 minutes.....task.....)
6. Stop talking about it, let's go straight to it. (Really straight..)


Dwarf female flirting:


1. Take it easy, I know you think all dwarf females look the same.
2. I want you to know that I can flatten steel with my thighs!
3. I like tall ones, hehe
4. I won't be moved by a rhetoric or two, you have to try it at least three or four times.
5. I like to see you in a dress.

Human Male Flirt:
1. Would you object if I said you were in great shape?
2. Hey, are you free to chat?
3. Your tag says: Made in Heaven.
4. Are you tired? You have been running in my mind all day.
5. Hello
6. You are so special.


Human female flirts:


1. I hate rude, mean, unfriendly guys.
2. I need a hero.
3. Hey, you upset me.


Werewolf man flirting:

1. Hope you like it… Rough

2. Sweetheart, being with me is like having two big guys at once

3. Stop pretending you don't like a guy with a wild side

4. I see you're getting short of breath ? No! No...just...it's a little hot in

here My Stuff 8. Don't be afraid, I won't bite... too hard








9. You said I have a pair of big dog ears? Then you should also look at my other places...

10. You are as beautiful as the moon in the sky, baby, make me scream all night.

11. If you do well I'll share with you my collection of dog-boned



werewolf girl flirts:


1. The old lady is born to be sloppy!

2. Don't pretend you don't like it

3. Hope you don't mind me in bed... roaring

4. Don't worry, baby, it only hurts the first time (huh?)

5. I'm looking for a man who knows how to appreciate...natural beauty

6. I just want someone to pat my head and say I'm a good girl

7. *smell* uh, hello

8. I'll teach you how to make my legs tremble

9. You know, girl Werewolves have six dicks, and they look exactly the same, believe me

10. You can take me home, I have already received a full training

undead man:
1. I suddenly have a fever, then I am a volcano.
2. Smell my breath.. (dead breath) Does it feel bad?
3. Your skin is so beautiful that you don't have a single wormhole.
4. Once you die, you cannot be resurrected.
5. For a dead guy, I don't smell bad.. right?
6. Don't care about my saliva, it's just an antiseptic..

Undead girl:
1. We undead girls know the true meaning of happiness, can we encounter worse things
2. Death has at least one benefit, The biological clock seems to have stopped.
3. I don't care about romance or anything like that, I've been in love before. (changes tone) Look at what I am now! (Fuck..)
4. Your hips are pretty good~
5. I don't need to be afraid, what else can I be afraid of.
6. I really want to.. take out your eyeballs and suck it..



Taurus man:
1. Do you often go to the gym?
2. Ladies can ride for free.. (Khan, I didn't think cute Niu Niu would be like this..)
3. You moved me.
4. Hey, are you wearing a leather jacket (maybe it's cowhide...).
5. Are you used to those complicated machines?
6. You know, the old bull has only one role. (Breeding....)

Minotaur:
1. I'm looking for a man with soft and broad palms, preferably four. (Why four?)
2. Come to me, lad.
3. I have big soulful eyes, long eyelashes, and a wet tongue, what more do you want?
4. I... have some aesthetic fatigue.
5. Want to see my hen dance? ..

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