Yes, the movie "Warcraft" broke through 1 billion at the mainland box office yesterday, becoming the fastest imported film to exceed 1 billion.
At a time when so many guys are giving their feelings money, as a game overlord, a rich man and a senior player of Lianliankan (and it seems that there is still a pair of games), I also joined this war without hesitation! Yes~ I went to see it too, didn't I say it all, feelings have no high or low, beliefs have no borders! !
Of course, there is a more important reason, but with the mentality of recognizing my husband, I strode into the movie theater with great strides. Although it is said that her husband was made unrecognizable, he was like this on the day of the premiere
But in my heart, even if he became like this
or like this
I will find him at a glance among thousands of people in the vast crowd! Well, I promise!
Bought the 3D field at night, plus tax of 16 dollars. Everyone knows that American movie theaters do not have seats, so you can sit wherever you go. This is too dangerous! ! This is the prelude to robbing her husband! In order to ensure a good viewing effect and yy space, I specially entered the venue 30 minutes early. Because it is said that there is not only a situation where tickets are hard to get in the mainland, but also extremely people mountain people sea
But as soon as I got to the cinema, I was stupid. There was no one in front of the popcorn; no one was there to get the 3D glasses; there was still no one at the ticket office in the aisle! There's a feeling that I'm a big star, but you won't besiege me when I walk down the street because of Mao
. ! ! Damn, so I ran into the screening room at a speed of 100 meters, and I was dumbfounded when I entered. Except for a big brother from India who grabbed the sofa, I was sitting on the bench!
There is no such aggressive standing in the mainland.
If you ask me why I didn't take a picture, the answer is that as soon as I took out my mobile phone, three yellow-haired boys entered the venue with a sledgehammer. Although the momentum was very mediocre and weak, after all, I was very cowardly on the site of these hot-blooded young people. , Besides, if the husband doesn't see that someone has smashed it, it's not worth the sale, right?
Slowly more people entered the venue, I sat calmly, and I felt that everyone in the world was drunk and I was alone and awake. For a woman to have such a mind and sentiment, I felt like I was here to maintain world peace!
Without further ado, the movie was about a third full at the beginning. Then the mighty advertising time ended, and I finally got close to this divine dream! Approaching~ This boy's "Little Times"!
One more piece!
At the beginning, a pregnant female orc and her husband were chatting about their children at home. It was a delicate and tender person. Those who didn't know it thought that the protagonist of "Love in the Hawthorn Tree" had a nuclear fission and went to the wrong place.
What about the grand epic? ! ! What about the ignition point? ! So fellow men, are you anxious to marry a daughter-in-law and want a baby demon?
Well, we certainly can't be superficial enough to just watch the first few minutes. Only later did I know that Durotan, who appeared on the stage, is a first-line celebrity in the orc race! But at that time, I had been overwhelmed by all kinds of game terminology, and there was only remnant of reason left in the dizziness.
The basis for the adaptation of this film is the first game "Warcraft" based on the war between humans and beasts. Row.
The main line of the movie is very clear, that is, there are two groups of people, a group of humans and a group of orcs. Anyway, in a word, people are all human, and animals are especially hideous.
The human name is Azeroth, which is the brainwashing slogan you often hear these days: "For the Horde, for the Alliance, and for Azeroth!
" Has the posture of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period. As for humans, King Ryan's Stormwind Kingdom is the most powerful, and of course there are other dwarfs and night elves that are familiar to other senior players. This is for Mao. In the first half of the movie, you see a group of human beings holding a meeting of the United Nations General Assembly around the table. The people who are making soy sauce around are basically the side faces of the camera. Only our King Ryan has the most say.
Emma made a mistake, sorry, it should be the next one.
So the question is, people in the two places are living well, so why are they fighting over Mao? ! As mentioned above, humans have the General Assembly, and so do orcs! Among them was a self-styled boss named Gul'dan. Although he is self-proclaimed, he is awesome, and no one doubts it.
Because this Luoguo (also called rickets, right) has powers! !
He is in control of magical skills. As soon as he stretches out his hand, he will absorb energy from all kinds of innocent lives, and then the other party will run out of oil with the momentum of thunder, and then he will be awesome again, and he can rule the world again, ps he also Able to give nutrients to the body of others.
Then the various clans of the orcs, represented by the Frostwolf clan. The movie is also for simplification (in any case, whether you buy raw fried buns or sell xiaolongbao or meat buns, they are all from Baozi shops). Listen to Teacher Gu all the time. Whatever he points out, you fight.
So the orcs, instigated by Teacher Gu, are going to grab the territory. Humans feel the deep malice from the orcs, and can only be confronted by King Ryan and his warriors.
The key point of the battle between the two groups is equivalent to the final finale of our college entrance examination. It is a magical gate, from which the orcs poured out and invaded, and the humans had to close the gate.
The doorman is like this.
did you see? There's a green light on the door! This is very important! ! This is the key to detective Conan~ What can you use to prove that good people are bad people? It is light, the evil energy is green, and the human is blue. Later, you will find that the big traitor starts to have green eyes, and then he is exposed... (What is this?)
At this time I fell into a deep worry, I don't know if Aunt Jiang's film can be broadcast in Taiwan? Will Aunt Tsai Ing-wen be happy? ! !
And sister Stefanie Sun keeps lying down! ! Green light provoked you to provoke you, what kind of hatred and what kind of resentment! ! !
Just as my thoughts drifted farther and farther, suddenly! ! I sensed something was wrong! !
Wait, what about the good husband? ? ? ! ! I came to see my husband! ! Looking down at the watch, I'm going, it's almost an hour since the opening! So I risked the world to be inconsolable, hidden in the dark movie theater, tucked it, opened it... google... typed with great heartache: Warcraft + space + Wu Yanzu
Then I saw this, and this
Isn't this what Su Dongpo said, "Even if you meet, you should be ignorant, your face is full of dust, and your temples are like frost"!
I received tens of thousands of critical hits and said I would never get up again.
In my lifetime, I didn't even recognize my husband! ! What about "striping and playing, wild and wild"? ! ! I lost my eyeballs, but you show me this! ! !
Later I learned that our husband's voice was still his own, but it was completely inaudible after it was specially made. As for the appearance, he has to bend over and walk all the time for this role, which is so distressing.
So I held the mentality that it was not too late to think about it, and didn't dare to blink at a glance! ! Since then, Mr. Gu has become the old man...
As for the other characters, besides the king, there is also the handsome commander Lothar, whose image is positioned to save mankind, who can easily win while flirting with girls. The man of war, but the girl he flirts with is not a man but a beast.
eh? A little familiar, right? What's wrong? ~ This big brother is actually the chief male model of CK underwear
Well, you don't know this kind of thing when you put on clothes, you really can't blame me for waiting for ordinary people!
Then there is the warm brother Hawthorn who appeared with his wife at the beginning, Durotan, the chief of the Frostwolf tribe. This old man is not only ugly, but also frequently tragic. My son was just born and found to be green...not like him at all! Is Nima happy to be a father?
But the fact is, when Teacher Gu helped his wife deliver the baby, he artificially ripened him by the way. Emma, his wife is so happy! But he doesn't appreciate it, and with doubts about the old king next door, he wants to talk to the humans and defeat Gul'dan together.
====I am a traitor's dividing line====
This is the one person I've never known, Medivh, the Keeper of Azeroth. Originally it was supposed to have super powerful energy, but then it seems to have gone bad after the shelf life. Anyway, it was polluted by the green light, and there are evil thoughts in my heart from time to time, just like a mutineer.
This is the apprentice Khadgar who appeared in the form of a rookie. Later, he became inexplicably powerful and invincible. Then he used the stone statue made by Medivh himself to kill Medivh. Then the fierce and invincible guardian rushed to the street and took the lunch. went.
The most popular thing in the movie, which is praised by everyone, is the large-scale fight scene, and then here I am showing off again.
In the beginning, I went to the picture of galloping horses. When Gul'dan played against Durotan, I was stunned. It was obviously a group of people facing a group of people, and they were about to fight in a group, and suddenly the two leaders jumped out to fight one-on-one! ! It's quiet, everyone is watching, everyone is showing this attitude
Well, I later heard that this is a racial characteristic of the orcs, and people pay attention to one-on-one fair duels. So the people around are really just cheerleaders? Don't even show your legs! ! How much does this extra cost per day? Really, I don't understand the world of heroes.
In contrast, I still prefer the sheep-changing technique, which can easily turn people into sheep.
Can you send me a roasted whole lamb after the show?
Seeing this, I'm basically desperate, but the screenwriters are very caring! ! We have prepared a cure-all for female moviegoers: love~love, friends, how precious is love in World of Warcraft? It's like meeting a giant panda in an aquarium!
At this time, a big sister named Garona came out. It took me a long time to understand that she was a female orc and a man who truly loved each other, and she came out...Mixed blood... These days, mixed blood is not only an internet celebrity It is popular in the world, and it is the same on the international big screen, but the shape is a bit thunderous, the second-hand little fangs, and there is a kind of rush to cut corners.
Then she sparked an inexplicable spark with the supervisor Lothar. As a primary school, you can see who has a crush on whom in the class. I have used decades of business and storage capacity to ensure that these two are in love with each other. Not white! ! Go to a prison, visit a prison, chat a few times, and you're done? ! !
Baiyun and Heitu also want to give each other spinach in autumn. The two of them have kissed without warning. They also need to pay attention to science when they are borrowing a seat. They obviously have two teeth, so they don't shy when they kiss. Should you panic?
In the final battle, just when I thought that the plot was developing in the direction that justice and undefeated mankind would win. For the sake of world peace, King Ryan forced Garona to stab herself! I vaguely thought of Liu Hulan who walked to the guillotine, Huang Jiguang who blocked the eye-catching, and Dong Cunrui who used his own flesh and blood to blow up the bunker...
boys! ! ! Your world is so hard to understand! ! Why is the king so weak that he doesn't even know magic? Why do people who know magic just draw a circle with blue light and then their muscles are weak? Why did the two people who just got together just kissed and didn't write anything? I want to change my name! 100,000 why!
The director said before, this is the masterpiece that you have been waiting for for 10 years! ! In order to show the best and most exquisite, I cut 40 minutes! What? 40 minutes chopped? Do you think that you are shooting lust and ring?
In general, although the first wave of movie viewing media did not buy it, for example, TheWrap scored a low score of 10, and the American professional movie website Indiewire even scored zero! Although our men, those who fought hard for the Tribal Alliance, are still reminiscing about brotherhood, team love, and guild honor, I have to say that as a woman, I really watched the whole show without falling asleep. .
And more importantly, I learned some life lessons from it: We
must live frugally
. Guldan, played by our husband, even sucks the energy of others in three times. Is there any sustainable development? Are you a good housekeeper? !
2. If there is a door handle in your mouth, say nothing, especially in this era when best friends and brothers can live in rare goods. Otherwise, it will be kept secret, and you will not know who to entangle after you become a ghost.
3. When you can't afford to live, you put your child in the water to play and drift. It is a common routine for Chinese country dramas, Korean national dramas, and European and American blockbusters. I just don't know if there is a jade pendant in the swaddling clothes.
4. Love knows no borders or regions. If you and your partner are unfortunately lost in the crowd, or he misunderstands you and kills his boss, it doesn't matter, you will meet again in the sequel.
In conclusion, the 3D effect is very good, the music is great, and then you can go home and say to your husband, you are finally more handsome than Wu Yanzu
(Weixin Public Account: Judgment Astrology, Sina Weibo: Judgment)
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