Crap in luxury packaging

Desiree 2022-04-21 09:01:33

I saw the introduction of this film on TV a long time ago, the super luxurious scenes and costumes, full of legendary ghosts, and the monster hunter - Van Helsing, plus three gorgeous vampire brides and a beautiful princess, No matter how I heard it, I thought it should look good, so I searched it out. But after watching it, you can come to the conclusion that it is a bad movie. No matter the plot or the director's handling, it is not very good. With such a super luxurious lineup, it is not good-looking at all. The plot connection of the movie is very flawed, and many critical moments seem to be illogical. I don't think the protagonists are superb at all, but just hit the big luck, like throwing a soda bottle ten meters away with closed eyes. All the stones were thrown in. Watching a group of people scrambling to mess up a pre-arranged trap or the protagonist standing awkwardly and stupidly with a vampire right behind her, never felt tense, the only thought was - what the hell is going on here.
The temperament of the actors is relatively average, except for the old vampire, who is really cool.

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Extended Reading

Van Helsing quotes

  • Carl: What are we doing here? Why is it so important to kill this Dracula anyway?

    Van Helsing: Because he's the son of the devil.

    Carl: I mean besides that.

    Van Helsing: Because if we kill him, anything bitten by him or created will also die.

    Carl: I mean besides that.

  • Aleera: Don't play coy with me, Princess, you're just like all the other pretty little ancestors in your family. Saying you want to destroy my master, but I know what lurks in your lusting heart.

    Anna Valerious: I hope you have a heart, Aleera, because someday I'm going to drive a stake through it.