Van Helsing looks like it's just luck

Neoma 2022-04-20 09:01:23

This movie is so ridiculous.
Dracula is a good count, why didn't he bring those three brides with
fangs That one has changed a lot...)
and they have caught Anna, so let's go and deal with her quickly, you have to make some groundless theories.
The result is dead, right? It 's just about

resurrecting many little vampires,
what about Frankenstein? Do
you have to be struck by lightning?
And hacked twice???
Beware of making a super saiyan.

The heroine's acting skills are terrible, she is
playing with weapons, and she has to pretend to be sexy when she walks . She is
completely a single-celled animal.

And Van Helsing is even more frustrating, not to mention that
it is all luck to kill a vampire after playing with amnesia.
Why is it so coincidental, but was caught by a werewolf? It just so happens that a werewolf
is the natural enemy of a vampire?

Especially the Earl's spooky castle
and for it's 150 million burns anyway, give it two stars

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Extended Reading
  • Shany 2022-03-23 09:01:31

    I especially don’t like Wolverine’s demon catcher. It’s really awkward to look at. How can a hunk use a gun? The action is still mediocre. At that time, it’s a godsend, haha,

  • Conner 2022-03-24 09:01:28

    Dracula’s styling is very unique and the whole film has to be evaluated as very post-modern

Van Helsing quotes

  • Van Helsing: Carl, I need you to do something

    Carl: I'm not gonna like this am I?

  • [first lines]

    Dr. Victor Frankenstein: It's alive. It's alive. It's alive!