Shortly after the release of "Under the Sea 2", I went to the cinema to contribute to the box office, which was regarded as making up for the late ticket. Regarding the superiority and inferiority of Submarine 2 and its comparison with 1, many people have their own conclusions. I don't want to discuss it here. I just want to take this rare opportunity to ferment some memories of the past, mixed with sweetness and Bitterness, brew a cup of mellow puree.
I want to tell a story about Finding Nemo, motherhood, the Internet, and sexual enlightenment.
Time to go back to that summer 12 years ago.
At that time, it was the first day of the new year, that is, the year before, my parents gritted their teeth and sent me from the primary school in my village in the countryside to the best and most expensive foreign language school in the city. Before that, I didn't even know what English was. My parents were extremely worried about whether I could keep up with my English, so as soon as I entered the school, I tried to find a relationship through various channels, hoping that the English teacher could take care of me more. Like English, I didn't have access to the Internet before I went to junior high school. In our backward village primary school, although there is already a special computer room, as students, we have no chance to surf the Internet, we can only learn some Very simple office operation. If the computer class was not in response to the national slogan "Learn computer from a doll", it probably would not have been available at the beginning.
On the eve of the summer vacation on the first day of the new year, my mother came to the school early and asked the teachers of various subjects about my study. In terms of English, she also paid special attention to it and asked our English teacher what she needed to learn during the summer vacation. Our English teacher pointed to one item in the long summer vacation task list and said to my mother, "If you can, find this movie for your child to watch. Not only will it make the child happy, but also learn English, killing two birds with one stone. "The movie is Finding Nemo.
For a mother who has only watched open-air movies that were screened in the past, the weight of such Hollywood blockbusters in her heart is actually no different from the domestic cartoons shown on TV. But because it was what the teacher said, and it was also conducive to learning, she silently kept it in her heart. Although she looked at the detailed URL on the list, she didn't know what it was, but in front of the teacher, in order to save face, she didn't say anything. She didn't know it was the URL until she asked me privately after leaving school. To the computer, you need Internet access.
The summer vacation went by so quickly, and when there were only two weeks left to leave school, my mother suddenly said to me during dinner: "I asked a circle of relatives, there is a computer in your uncle in the city, you are ready, tomorrow I will I'll take you there, you can stay at your uncle's place for a few days, and do the English homework for watching the movie."
I was really super happy at the time, and when I went out to play after dinner, the whole sky felt extraordinarily high. Blue. This means I can play on my computer for days, and play without any hassle if "the law allows". At that time, Fantasy Westward Journey had already started to spread virally among the students, and many of the classmates around him had become senior gamers. For them, the Internet is actually at your fingertips. There are Internet cafes everywhere, as long as you have money, you can go in and out at will. They can easily access online resources as long as they hide from their parents or get their consent. As for me, who has very little fixed pocket money every week, and is taken back to the countryside where there is no Internet cafe by my parents many weekends, being able to play on the computer for several days is like a dream.
Many times, children in the countryside are really different from those in the city. Scarce resources result in a narrow vision, poor family education leads to a lack of interest in learning, and self-esteem in adolescence can easily lead to a loss of contrast with Anxiety, these are the tragedies of the entire social environment, and the individual is the strongest footnote. Fortunately, I have a pair of parents who are very open-minded and very advanced thinking in the countryside. Even now, many of their ideas are not lagging behind this era of technological explosion. This is my luck.
When I got on the bus to my uncle's house and touched the computer, the whole person was attracted, so I think that I like tossing computers so much now, which must be the root of the disease at that time. At that time, my self-consciousness was relatively good. Although I was full of inner drama, when I actually turned on the computer, I still thought of doing business first, watching movies first, and then playing other things.
I don't know how many people have heard of the website "Vegas". At that time, the website that our teacher gave to watch "Finding Nemo" for free was Vega. When I open it, in fact, like many movie resource sharing websites today, there will be many small windows and pop-up windows. For me, who was barely acquainted with the Internet at that time, it was impossible to turn on the anti-advertising setting or simply click the close button as proficiently as now.
For a teenager who is still curious about everything, the content of pop-ups and widgets is actually far more attractive than regular web content. Among them, the exposed photos of women are the most eye-catching. In today's terms, they are yellow pictures. Everyone knows that they will definitely enter the yellow website. But I didn't know it at the time, I was purely attracted to female hormones, and I didn't expect the consequences of opening it.
The junior high school stage is the enlightenment stage of sexual awareness for many boys and girls. As far as I am concerned, I have just begun to feel the attraction of girls and have a good impression of some girls, but I am still in a state where my face is red when I think about it. So, when I saw those pictures of half-naked female bodies, my first thought was to close, but the hand controlling the mouse was surprisingly honest and refused to move. Like a thief with a guilty conscience, I look around every time I look at a photo. After going back and forth a few times, I couldn't help but click on the picture.
This time, a funny thing happened. The result of opening Pandora's box is the ravage of computer viruses. From the moment it was opened, countless websites jumped one after another and occupied the screen, making it hard to see. Only the zoom-in, zoom-out and close buttons on the header of the web pages and the frontmost web page are left. I panicked all of a sudden, and started to close the location desperately. Every time you clicked, the computer would make a "boom" sound. Just when you closed half of the web pages and thought you were about to be done, the originally closed web pages would look like Like the tide goes and returns. After a day of tossing like this, I actually enjoyed only a few minutes of surfing the Internet, and then was exhausted by the tragedies of my own making. In the end, I had no choice but to wait for my cousin to come home, and then secretly told her that the computer had a problem to solve it.
In the next two days, I was careful. After watching Finding Nemo, I cautiously clicked a few links that were different from the previous ones. Fortunately, these links did not jump to viruses, they were all disguised pages that cheated and cheated money. , there are some 18-ban short videos on it, I was a poor man at the time, and I ignored all the options about money. However, the short video really opened the valve of physiological interest. I won’t go into detail about the various sexual impulses that were caused after that, and I guess everyone knows it.
And this is the most absurd sexual enlightenment in life.
To this day, recalling that time is still vivid in my mind. My mother's good intentions, my curiosity and inferiority, and the freshness and stimulation of the Internet have created an indelible imprint in my memory. Thanks to Finding Nemo 2, for giving me the opportunity to relive that time. Together with the first part, it strung together the small process of a person's life, but like a butterfly flapping its wings, a hurricane with a colorful fate was blown up.
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