This is the second bad Johnny Depp movie I've seen. The last one was "The Barber". I won't say much about that singing shit, maybe someone likes that tune, I just can't stand it.
How should I put it, it's like finding that Huang Qiusheng ran back to play the salty wet guy in Young and Dangerous and the dead pervert in the human flesh barbecued pork bun after he finished playing Infernal Affairs.
But Young and Dangerous is at least a classic, and the human flesh barbecued pork bun has also earned Huang Qiusheng a nomination for the Golden Image Award.
But what about Johnny Depp?
Red Guoguo's pit father.
It's okay to wear a little makeup, basically the same as the makeup of the punks in the gothic bar. It's okay to get some hippies and carpenters. I thought you were going to go the black comedy route, but you didn't go all the way, and it turned into an illogical horror movie in a blink of an eye. Director, you can come as you want. I was looking forward to the female ghost that came out at first. I still liked the Victorian style dress, but then it suddenly disappeared. As a result, the little boy's mother was recruited, and his sister was turned into a werewolf. Your werewolf sister, those legs are like donkeys.
And that heroine, are you here to make soy sauce? Are you passing by gorgeously? Are you rushing back and forth from several studios?
And that psychiatrist, to be honest, your performance in Harry Potter is still good, and you can play well in the king's speech, but do you think you will think you are very good when you stare at Lao Tzu at the end of the sea?
The only gothic thing in the whole film is the cliff at Widows Hill. I said you can't be professional and get it right? It's really not good, even if you take a look at the cartoon "Zombie Bride" to make up for the junior goth! I think you're trying to imply to us that your movie is a cliffhanger? Has your film career come to the brink, Johnny Depp?
It's really blinding my father's titanium alloy dog eyes. Why did I see you in Edward Scissorhands at first glance?
You're still pretty good in Pirates of the Caribbean except for 1, and the last two are just getting worse. Are you planning to tear yourself down completely in this film?
If you keep doing this, Dad will never watch your movies again! ! !
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