Beautiful witch and silly vampire

Blaise 2022-04-22 07:01:05

To tell the truth, it's really bad, but it's very fun!

Whether it's the slightly contradictory background music, Depp's stupid and cute performance, or the earth-shattering love, I originally watched it with a dark and depressed mood.

There is also the heroine who plays soy sauce. There are some far-fetched emotional lines in the movie. Isn't this setting Depp a scumbag? Looking at what's in the bowl, eating what's in the pot, the ability is still poor, only hypnotized, sucking blood and money, and kissing on the wall, all such roles are accepted, it seems that the director is really in love!

Maybe the director is really old. The first time I saw "Big Fish", the shock of "Edward Scissorhands" no longer exists. For the role of this movie, he can dig more things with his genius, but it feels like he has a plane. It's an incomprehensible old man who wants to play one-on-one, three belts and one!

After the witch came out, she basically just took screenshots of her, how could there be such a beautiful woman? Every frame is a movie, and looking back at the heroine who is not enough for twenty minutes, it's hard to say!

This leg can be played for a lifetime, and how do you let other female characters live? You are doing well!

It's a pity that this movie reveals an unspeakable embarrassment, but it's okay to watch it as a comedy.

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Extended Reading
  • Joaquin 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Go and watch it on the first day of the show. Movies are useless except for makeup and nostalgic music. The director's signature is too obvious. Why not go to see Tim Burton's painting exhibition. Bad movie, big bad movie!

  • Jeremy 2022-04-23 07:01:33

    Only better than Alice...but how much Bolton loves "The Ten Tortures of the Qing Dynasty"

Dark Shadows quotes

  • Barnabas Collins: [dodging a vomit projectile from Angelique] Missed me!

    [takes a hit]

  • Barnabas Collins: Tell me, what do you know of Barnabas Collins?

    Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Just legends, really. Two centuries ago, a witch turned him into a vampire and locked him away.

    Barnabas Collins: What is known of his death?

    Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Nothing.

    Barnabas Collins: That, madam, is because he never died. I am Barnabas Collins.

    [reveals a secret passage]

    Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Then, you...

    Barnabas Collins: I am a vampire, madam. But I am also a Collins, and I swear by all I hold sacred I will not harm anyone under this roof.