Waste time, don't waste feelings, because uncle depp is there

Liana 2022-04-20 09:01:28

This film is a waste of time, because for children who are seeking self-cultivation, there is no inspirational taste here.

This film is not a waste of emotion, because Uncle Depp is standing there, and his weird acting skills always have a selling point.

This film is for nostalgia, the 1976 American pop elements, Carpenter's top of the world, the immortality of vampires, and the weird Gothic pictures, there is always a feeling of returning to the past.

This film is a fantasy comedy. The vampire played by Uncle Depp stands on the road of the post-200s to test. Facing the oncoming car lights, he thinks it is Satan, and has sex with the witch played by the heroine in a destructive style. I can only Say, "holy crap". . .

This is a family education film. When I see the little boy who lost his mother, he thinks about Mommy's ghost every day, stands at the door and watches Daddy just roll up the money and go away. The pained little face is telling everyone, don't leave your children alone. . .

Everyone in this film is not ordinary, the vampire of Uncle Depp, the undead sexy witch, the beautiful female teacher who accompanies her soul, the family mistress who shoots with a rifle, the rebellious daughter who was bitten into a werewolf, and can call out her mother's soul to kill The witch's boy (the witch was roared to death by a soul), the family doctor who gave himself vampire blood and wanted to live forever, everyone has their own personality, and there are not many personal appearances, but the short drama life is still remarkable, comedy Well, it's enough to let people send out wo kao~

Come out and relax in your spare time, just watch this movie, Uncle Depp won't let everyone down~

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Extended Reading
  • Frank 2022-04-23 07:01:33

    Watching Tim's films over the years is all about watching a director's path from being a genius to a mediocre person. Tim, you are enough, please come out of your little gothic dream. Too persistent, you can only stop and you can only bring Such a dirty joke

  • Shaun 2022-03-22 09:01:29

    The casts are very powerful, and the plot is not as bad as I thought.

Dark Shadows quotes

  • [Barnabas hoists up Roger]

    Roger Collins: What are you d...?

    Barnabas Collins: I am about to do something so repellent, it sickens me to my very core!... I am going to give you a choice: you can either devote every waking moment to being an exemplary father to young David.

    Roger Collins: Or...?

    Barnabas Collins: Or you can leave, with sufficient funds to provide for the rest of your life.

  • [Roger leaves Collinwood]

    Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Where is Dr Hoffman when you need her?

    Barnabas Collins: Indeed.