At the beginning, a woman was practicing self-introduction on the train. After speaking, she looked up and saw a poster, so she casually changed her name according to the poster, thinking it was a profound meaning, but in fact she ignored it.
Depp in ancient times appeared, and after having a chaotic relationship with a bunch of girls, one of his loved ones walked to the cliff, and he followed behind him step by step, shouting all the time, without going over to stop him, watching the girl fall. Go down and shouted: Oh no, I jumped down in a hurry without any emotions brewing. . . You are not a vampire, bro!
A bunch of people came to arrest him, and the uncle was caught as soon as they were caught. There was no resistance at all. Are you a vampire, are you sucking blood!
N years later, when he came out, a burst of blue smoke engulfed the sky and ate all the surroundings. That mighty and majestic house was just like an idiot who was frightened by the changing times. He was acting as an idiot.
When I first came to my hometown, when I compel that servant, I grabbed and grabbed in front of people's eyes with my hands, softly and like a kid, while rambled about what I asked people to do. So embarrassing. . .
When they entered, they first saw those two little kids, a yin and yin girl who couldn't hear clearly, and a little kid who pretended to be a ghost for a while and was a close friend for a while. They suddenly saw that face with flour and hair as strange as the new version of Dream of Red Mansions. , The man with the hand and the strange shape was not surprised at all. Are you normal children? Well, not really. . . Their mother suddenly popped out and said don't talk to strangers, let strangers chat with me. Throughout the film, they stood there and said don't talk to my child three times! The same posture, the same position of the stairs, the same words, the screenwriter is too powerless. . .
I can't wait to say that I am your ancestor, and I am a vampire. Let everyone come to worship.
The first time the heroine met, she couldn't wait to walk over to shake hands, and suddenly sparks appeared inexplicably. . . The uncle said that our family has been selling fish for generations, and we have to sell it! After a few days of happy banging and banging, a big project has been completed, and the house has been completely renewed. If you think that there is a main line in this piece, you are wrong. This factory only appeared when it was just built, and when it was blown up.
The uncle in the middle miraculously ate all the people who gave the heroine a ride. . . There is no logic, how did this passage come in so calmly. . .
Oh, that little kid dad, who was caught and disappeared, irrelevant people, abandoned by the chaotic screenwriter.
Helena got her uncle's blood and turned into a vampire. Uncle killed her and threw her body in the lake. She didn't know why the sack was so big, so she exposed her head. If she knew it wasn't big enough, it should be covered from top to bottom. . . At the end, it was discovered that the director wanted her to have a shocking eye-opening at the bottom of the lake, and Nima wanted to make a sequel to this film!
As a classic villain, the enemy witch is responsible for saying that if the uncle is not with her, the uncle will be destroyed. After the two of them scratched the wall with firewood and smashed the glass to make sex, the uncle said not to be together. The female boss said it's not my fault! Stir up reactionary sentiments in the village, and use the names of people who have been dead for centuries and who don't know how to live still know it. . . Looking around at the door of the uncle's house, they found that the woman was not human, and the crowd disappeared quietly. . .
If everyone leaves, they will fight, and it is suspected to be like make sex. The uncle said that I would come, but it was hung on the living statue. The yin yin girl turned into a werewolf and made a gorgeous debut, saying let me come, thinking that a counterattack appeared, and hung up the stairs in less than two seconds. The little kid said that I'm welcome, I'll let my mother take you away! A ghost floated out, took a breath, and the female boss died. . . . Everyone thought about it, and it felt good. No one noticed the two-hour movie, has the heroine disappeared for more than an hour! But fortunately, uncle, the film is about to end, and it's still the cliff. This time I hugged it in the past, and suddenly it was so sweet that they were together (actually, they didn't know they were happy, they didn't see each other for more than two minutes. ). But but! The next second I jumped down (what's the matter! Uncle, you want to jump along!) Sure enough, the heroine turned into a flour-painted female vampire, and then it was over. . . . . Tucao powerless. . . . . . . span
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