Watched as a comedy

Lamar 2022-04-19 09:01:36

Johnny, what saves you, your weird bangs! ! ! ! !
Some of the stalks in it are pretty good, and the storyline is not bad, but why is it like that when I'm filming? Maybe two hours can't condense a soap opera. In fact, when I saw the poster, I felt that this should not be a thriller. It was aimed at Johnny Depp, and even big names couldn't hide that it was a bad movie. It was a little interesting at first, but as soon as Barnabas appeared, the film was positioned as a comedy. Been watching it as a comedy.

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Extended Reading
  • Braxton 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Great disappointment! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

  • Daphnee 2022-04-23 07:01:33

    No matter how dark or Gothic it is, it can't hide the fact that Bolton is very poor. Eva is too beautiful, Depp is completely blasted.

Dark Shadows quotes

  • Angelique Bouchard: I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.

    Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

  • Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?

    Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.

    [Barnabas looks confused]