Ugliness brings trouble

Joannie 2022-04-22 07:01:03

I'm going to die of laughter watching this movie~ The hero and
heroine are really ugly~ I originally entrusted the villain to be more handsome~ It turned out to be the same ugly and old~ Sometimes the female pig's feet turn around abruptly~ Makes me dazed~ Am I in a trance? I'm watching a Bollywood movie~ The whole movie can only be summed up by the fact that there are many ugly people who make troubles.

It turns out that God can shoot with a gun~ But no matter how ravaged people are, they can't die~ Wow~ Cool~

As long as you are always in this society The specialty is invincible~ I never thought that jumping high and jumping so far would be so promising~

Every tribe's head wears a white waistcoat~ I want to say~ If the people in that tribe also sew one by themselves~ There will be What is the effect~

When I saw the four-handed monster say you are ugly to the bouncer~ I really want to laugh and say~ The

four-handed monster is really low in IQ~ As long as you shout with the rhythm of xxx~ You can definitely get them The resonance and echoing

love really conquers everything~ In all kinds of emergencies~ the protagonist can still kiss and bridal room candle~ My heart is really big

~ This movie~ The director stuffed too many things in it~ I want it to become this ~I want it to be that again~~In the end, the director guesses that he is also in the loop~The ending of the decisive romance~

ps It seems that I will match my future husband with a dog like that~~Wow ha ha ha ha~~~

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John Carter quotes

  • Tars Tarkas: Zodanga, red flags. Helium, blue. Zodanga is winning the war. But I say let red men kill red men until only Tharks remain.

    John Carter: That doesn't look like a fair fight.

    Tars Tarkas: Zodanga never fights fair.

  • John Carter: Stand behind me, this might get dangerous.

    [John fights the Zodangans. When he loses his sword, Dejah takes it and kills the remaining enemies]

    John Carter: Or maybe I ought to get behind you...

    Dejah Thoris: [Cleans the blood off the sword with John's clothes] You let me know when it gets dangerous.