I just read this one after reading the Nativity. . . It's a spoof against the former

Ewald 2021-12-16 08:01:03

With four stars, the idea of ​​using a gun to sweep mankind is very good, and the archangel Michael is really handsome and cool and fascinating.

The angels in the Bible have no gender and are beautiful, but in the movie they are all a bunch of muscular men. They are the worst in this movie. They don't have any superpowers. They have to stitch their wounds and use guns to fight. The Emperor Di’s heart is even more unpredictable, saying that it is the doomsday purge, but you can’t really do it, because the Emperor said that killing is still love in his heart, and destroying the world is the most annoying. No wonder someone proves that God is actually a woman. It is estimated that Lucifer, the former archangel, was annoying, and I simply didn't take care of him.
Just finished reading the Nativity of Jesus, too subversive, that Maria is holy and pure. . . The waitress smokes and wants to have a baby. The child still fools around with men, so that he can be a Virgin. It seems that God also sees that young American virgins are hard to find, and lowered the standard.

The disadvantage is that the scene is too small, you are not required to be like 2012, at least you have to feel like a surprise 28. If you go to the cinema, you will feel like you've been cheated of money. Several other characters seemed to have stories, but before they had time to unfold, they died like cannon fodder. Too hasty.

Let me sigh again, how healthy the film "Furious Offenses" was, and you can't smell a bit of rot from beginning to end. Now I just touched my face and grabbed my hand for a minute. . .

Speaking madly in Hebrew in the last two minutes (?) It is very depressing without subtitles! It is guessed that Mi Ge told Gabriel to stop frustrating and go home to cook. Then Brother Mi was going to leave, and the gangster grabbed Mi Ge and said, "You can't just go like this. These years are in a turbulent situation. I am not rich in the first place, and Messiah can't be raised by me alone." Mi Ge said, we have not paid wages for thousands of years, and now we rely on you, Di Ge and I trust you! Finished flying. Finally, the gangster and the New Virgin found a village, got a car and equipment, and embarked on the road to Egypt. . .

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Legion quotes

  • Howard Anderson: Audrey? Honey? Your mother was wondering if you got dressed this morning with the specific intention of showing your ass off to the entire world.

    Audrey Anderson: You know that's because I woke up hoping to get double-teamed by a couple of meth-head truckers in some bathroom of a desert shithole. It's a good thing we got stuck here.

    Howard Anderson: I feel satisfied with that answer. I really do.

    Sandra Anderson: I'm being punished for something. I know it.

  • Kyle Williams: [shouting] Who the fuck is this old lady?