Just look at it, not my cup of tea

Clifford 2022-04-19 09:01:22

I have always been a good movie audience, and neither Wuji nor Golden Armor thought it was too ugly. So this film, I will not give it "worse" anymore, it's okay to give it a stunt. In retrospect, I'd rather watch Get Smart again at this price.

After watching:
1. The actors are too ugly and their characters are not cute. The murloc's eyes are scary, and he often pinches the orchid fingers; Hellboy has always been like that since he was a child; the fire-breathing girl's head looks like Aaron Kwok in the period of "I love you forever"; the steel covering the airbag The hood doesn't look too high-tech. Anyway, it's just a piece of clothing, so it can't be fashionable, modern? As for the white-faced princes and princesses, only murlocs can look at them... I won't say anything about the rest. Why do humans paint all elves and monsters other than humans as ugly

... . In terms of the political direction of the whole play, the most selfless ones in my opinion are the princess and the princess' father. When the fire-breathing girl chooses, the god of death asks her "The world or him", and people say "he" without hesitation; the murlocs take the gold flakes and go to the prince to save the princess, regardless of whether human beings are destroyed or not; Hellboy doesn't even care about the organization, he comes out when he says he is out of the closet, and he beats up if he says he hits someone... Look at the princess' father, he has such a large army, and he lives in an underground tunnel... …

3. The plot is a little too hilarious. The princess had long known that she had such a close relationship with her brother, so when his father wanted to kill her brother, wouldn't it mean that she was going to die? In the end, her brother used her to coerce the murlocs, but in fact, if her brother killed her, wouldn't it amount to suicide? And Hellboy obviously couldn't beat her brother before, and his chest was pierced brightly, so why did he beat her after grabbing the crown? Her father knew that the crown was so troublesome, and it was very hard to find a fire-breathing girl? Hey...

In short, this film is just for watching, let's wash and sleep. If you buy a disc, you will be so bored that you will not take it out and watch it a second time while sitting at home gnawing on your fingers...

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Extended Reading
  • Casimer 2022-04-23 07:01:20

    Much better than Part 1. Anti-Prince No. 1 is the highest. Humans have become narcissistic enough to let other races commit suicide to save themselves, but don't care too much about the plot of entertainment films

  • Nikita 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    Are you sure it's 70 and not 700 or more? That goblin can even make such a perverted thing, and will he be interested in a useless spearhead of the prince? The prince has personally experienced the war between ancient times and humans, and witnessed the army being sealed. In the end, he had to rely on the map to find the sealed place! I would say that the goblin can actually make another crown, just like with the same key! There are not enough words, so don't complain.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Johann Krauss: [as the destroyed Golden soldiers reform themselves] Well, I'm out of ideas.

    Hellboy: I've got one.

  • [about Johann]

    Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."

    [Johann's head turns out to be a clear, open bowl of glass]