Very speechless hellboy

Kraig 2022-04-19 09:01:22

I have never seen such a miserable movie.

From the second half, EVA kept hitting me: "I have seen it and don't reveal the plot!"

God is pitiful, I really haven't seen it - when was the last time I went to the cinema I have already forgotten, the smell of popcorn that I haven't smelled for a long time makes me wish I could fly over like a JERRY rat. If I hadn't seen Yue's recommendation again, I would re-read the book "The Age of Innocence" and bring us in This movie card will definitely continue its fate as a bookmark to be silent until the end of the world - so, I really haven't seen this movie, I haven't even seen the first hellboy and its original comics. .

"Don't despise in disguise I always read extracurricular books," I solemnly declared when the music sounded, "Those plots are common sense.

" After being poisoned and deeply in love with my colleagues, the only thing left for the plot of the whole drama is: "When I saw the beginning, I knew there were countless endings. In view of the constraints of the style of the film, the final result was only the one that was shown. This one."

Hellboy appeared as the protagonist who loves humans, and the elf prince stood in front of him and said, "You are actually the same as me" - if Hellboy is not despised by humans in the later episodes, then firmly defend those How can the human beings who hurt him fit the protagonist's selfless temperament!
The flame girl is pregnant - well, there are two usual tricks for unborn children: one is to die before they are born, and the other is told by her mother herself, but there is only one function, that is to save the imminent The failed father then makes his miraculous turnaround, and appears in the happy ending as a future prospect: like our child will grow up to be..., or he will live in..., or his parents are trying to give him an equality Struggling hard in a peaceful environment - I have no doubt that if there is a hellboy3, it must be him or his children.
John appears as the commander in robotic skin, a guy who is too close to humans - heterosexual characters usually end with a tragic past (he finally took out a ring and recalled a handful), Later, under the inspiration of true feelings (I told the flame girl that I also had love), we killed the big boss together (I love his countermeasures in the fight with the Golden Legion), and finally threw away the shackles and ran to a free and beautiful future (so Washington's The red man just resigned from the job so naturally and inexplicably)
Prince Nuada and the princess are twins, and the two are so closely related that one person is injured and the other person will bleed along with them - there is only one result of this setting, the kind one. To save the whole world by suicide, so the princess committed suicide, the prince was affected and died, la la la, from the beginning I knew that the love of the fish can only end by holding the body of the beloved after going through hardships.
The prince's number one monster killer shows up in the monster market - hey, it's bound to get killed by that spiked roller, that device has been seen on camera so many times that it makes me all think the whole market is built on This place is within a 5m radius. Horry's website commented: "I 'm
sure you'll be ecstatic that the film has such a 'real' Hellboy with very little use of special effects."

The white powder on the faces of the monster actors, elf princes and princesses that makes people worry that they will fall off at any time, the undisguised bright-colored shorts on the murloc, coupled with the classic 70s "can't smile without you", instantly made me Brought back the Hong Kong sci-fi movies of the early 90s.

I'm not just "crazy", I'm almost "crazy" - not only for the lost movie card, but also for the "spoiler most shameful" hat Eva gave me.

In the whole film, there are only two things that make me think about it: one is the cute little bugs that eat teeth, and the other is the fantasy of the city being green in an instant after the tree monster is knocked down - but these are all created by the "rarely borrowed special effects" of.

Please read with me: Science is innocent, special effects are justified!

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Extended Reading
  • Alexandrine 2021-10-20 19:03:01

    Take the time to make do and see

  • Friedrich 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    The baron who got married lost his former coolness and became more humane. A man with a woman can't hurt Nima, and the mermaid also fell in love. Does each episode have to match one? This is if you are the one.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Johann Krauss: [as the destroyed Golden soldiers reform themselves] Well, I'm out of ideas.

    Hellboy: I've got one.

  • [about Johann]

    Tom Manning: No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."

    [Johann's head turns out to be a clear, open bowl of glass]