You can't give her a polar bear's head

Jaylen 2022-04-22 07:01:04

Today, Valentine's Day, many men are pondering what gift to give their beloved woman.

Watching the movie "Stardust" based on Neil Gaiman's novel was instructive. At least I know that there is one thing that must not be given, and that is the head of a polar bear.

Tristan, a young man in a small English town, made a wish to impress his favorite girl, Victoria, "I will go to San Francisco for you and bring back a gold nugget that weighs as much as your body." Victoria was very happy to hear that. The distance between the two people's lips is getting closer.

"I will bring back a diamond bigger than your foot from Africa." The distance between the lips is almost three centimeters, and a kiss is about to be formed.

"I'll go to the North Pole and bring back the polar bear's head for you..." Tristan continued to murmur.

"What? A polar bear's head? What do I want this for?" Victoria was annoyed. So, a good kiss went to waste.

Well, apart from the heads of polar bears, it is estimated that the heads of other animals will not be favored by beauties.

That's my advice, isn't it very useful?

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Extended Reading

Stardust quotes

  • Tristan: Don't you ever sleep?

    Yvaine: Not at night. May have escaped your notice, genius, but that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.

    Tristan: Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours, but you're not in the sky anymore. Coming out is off the agenda. Shining has been suspended until further notice. Oh, and sleeping during the day is O-U-T. Unless you have some magical ability to sleep while you're walking.

    Yvaine: Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I'm not walking anywhere!

  • Tristan: I find the fastest way to travel is by candlelight.

    [showing the candle]

    Yvaine: You've got a Babylon candle.

    Tristan: Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.

    Yvaine: A *Babylon* candle.

    Tristan: That's what I said.

    Yvaine: You said "bubbling".