You can't give her a polar bear's head

Jaylen 2022-04-22 07:01:04

Today, Valentine's Day, many men are pondering what gift to give their beloved woman.

Watching the movie "Stardust" based on Neil Gaiman's novel was instructive. At least I know that there is one thing that must not be given, and that is the head of a polar bear.

Tristan, a young man in a small English town, made a wish to impress his favorite girl, Victoria, "I will go to San Francisco for you and bring back a gold nugget that weighs as much as your body." Victoria was very happy to hear that. The distance between the two people's lips is getting closer.

"I will bring back a diamond bigger than your foot from Africa." The distance between the lips is almost three centimeters, and a kiss is about to be formed.

"I'll go to the North Pole and bring back the polar bear's head for you..." Tristan continued to murmur.

"What? A polar bear's head? What do I want this for?" Victoria was annoyed. So, a good kiss went to waste.

Well, apart from the heads of polar bears, it is estimated that the heads of other animals will not be favored by beauties.

That's my advice, isn't it very useful?

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Extended Reading

Stardust quotes

  • Yvaine: Are you tempted?

    Tristan: Tempted, by what?

    Yvaine: Immortality. Let's say it wasn't *my* heart. Not me. Just a star you didn't know.

    Tristan: You seriously think I could kill anyone?

    [Yvaine giggles]

    Tristan: I mean, even if I could... Everlasting life? I imagine it would be kind of lonely. Well, maybe if you had someone to share it with. Someone you loved. Then it might be different.

  • [outside the witches' castle]

    Septimus: [as he holds a sword to Tristan's throat] Who are you? What business do you have here?

    Tristan: [he sees the number 7 mark on Septimus' hand] Septimus... I knew your brother, Primus.

    Septimus: Unless you wish to meet him in the afterlife, I suggest you answer my question. What are you doing here?

    Tristan: I might ask you the same thing!

    [Septimus realises that Tristan is holding a butter knife to his gut]

    Septimus: Ah...

    [they both lower their weapons and peer through the window]

    Septimus: There are four of them. Do as I say and we may stand a chance.

    Tristan: Wait! How do I know you can be trusted?

    Septimus: You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?

    Tristan: No.

    Septimus: Well then, let's go.