SWAT Judge: The Most Powerful Pseudo-Sci-Fi Crime Movie

Maxine 2022-06-15 23:51:24

At the beginning of 2012, Indonesia released an action blockbuster [Raid] that shocked the world. Action movie fans were fascinated and hooked. When Hollywood saw it, it felt like that, and at the end of the year, it immediately released an upgraded copycat version of the raid with increased volume and no price increase: [New Special Police Judge]. The plot is completely reproduced from the first floor to the top floor, and the simple kung fu actions are replaced with luxurious mecha heavy artillery. It's crisp, and the sound is powerful. The audience was still unsatisfied after watching it, and they agreed that it was the same price but a different taste. Compared with the [Comprehensive Memories], which is also a remake, I won a full 100 [Comprehensive Memories].

[New SWAT Judge] The latest type of drug is designed to be super slow. It can make people feel that 1 second has passed after 100 seconds of smoking. The design of the evilest and dreamiest slow motion: the whole slow-motion presents choppy gunfight special effects and the beauty of the slow and cruel close-up of a drug dealer being thrown from a high floor; devised the most bloody and perverted punishment: skinned, sucked a dose of super slow and then thrown downstairs and smashed his head; I have devised the purest sex game: play with ideas and make love. Heavy Mouth SM; designed the most destructive mecha heavy artillery after the Matrix to destroy the building tirelessly; designed a male protagonist who can't see the appearance from the beginning to the end.

If your monitor is smaller than 42 inches, if your speakers do not have a subwoofer or 5.1 and return to stereo, then you should wait and forbear. Otherwise, you will lose a good opportunity to let the B-level cells in your blood explode like crazy. Of course, if the cinema has a screening, then go to the cinema as soon as possible, or you will regret it for 3 lifetimes.

Because the plot of the film is too simple, let's improve and enrich the plot. There are no spoilers for the plot below, which does not hinder the viewing of the main film.

The future world after the nuclear explosion is full of desolation, and the dead humans live in super city cubes.

This is also a post-mutant era. After many generations of inbreeding, the mutants have retreated to the edge of mainstream human society, with only one exception left. That is, Olivia Thirlby, who is beautiful and refined and has the special ability to read minds. She aspires to be a SWAT judge.

The skilled SWAT Judge Dredd has been completely disfigured since he raided a slum building in Indonesia in early 2012. The rest of the grieving face, who inherited the Italian stallion Stallone, was left uninjured, so as not to frighten the children. I can wear a motorcycle helmet for the rest of my life. He realized that kung fu alone could not beat the barrel of a gun, so he reloaded it every time he went out to the police. Under his tough face, he still longed for love in his heart.

Finally, the opportunity came. The leader asked him to take a mutant who always failed the test out for the road test. When he saw that it was Olivia Thirlby, a sweet young girl, his heart sank immediately. To show his masculinity, he decided to take Olivia Thirlby to see a murder scene. By the way, I made a phone call to the head of the headquarters and the boss of the drug dealer to cooperate.

The drug dealer boss Cersei used to be the queen in [Game of Thrones], and the city of Winterfell was ruined. After changing its name to MAMA, she ruled and invaded various supercities with an iron fist and bloody means, and developed the evilest and psychedelic new drugs. :(Super slow: It is said that it can slow down the scene in the drug addict's mind by a hundred times) After receiving the call, he found that the SWAT judge Dredd, who had been secretly in love with, wanted to use his drug cartel to pick up girls, and was furious. Decided to take revenge and sent black sex slaves to wait for the opportunity.

SWAT judge Dredd brought Olivia Thirlby, a blond little beauty, to the murder scene in Super City No. 1, and found a black sex slave in a few seconds. MAMA then blocked the entire cube. And arranged for a few SWAT judges as matchmakers to come in and persuade Dredd. At the same time, Xiaomei was also very lustful, so while Dredd went out to show the charm of men, she fought with black sex slaves and played SM for 300 rounds. After his satisfaction increased, he abandoned Dredd and ran away with black sex slaves.

The SWAT judge Dredd made a show in the indiscriminate bombardment of the mecha-heavy artillery. Half-blood kills a few matchmakers and then kills the drug dealer at MAMA headquarters. From the first floor to the 200th floor, there are corpses everywhere.

After killing all kinds of minions, the SWAT judge Dredd finally saw MAMA and Olivia Thirlby standing side by side in front of the 200th floor. It turned out that Olivia Thirlby learned from the matchmaker that Dredd was such a hero, and she fell in love with her again. She immediately killed the black sex slaves and wanted to grab a man with MAMA.

SWAT judge Dredd saw that the disfigured MAMA was no longer as sexy as it used to be in the [Song of Ice and Fire] Good Voice competition, and he chose Xiaomei without hesitation. Killed MAMA in one shot. But looking at MAMA's fallen jade body, I couldn't help feeling pity in my heart. So I let MAMA take a dose of super slow, kissed her in the ear, and said: I still love you in my heart, and then I threw the most affectionate MAMA down 200 layers. On the 200th floor of the falling space, MAMA reminisced about the SWAT judge Dredd whispering in her ear just now. In a trance, she saw SWAT judge Dredd and the blond little beauty Olivia Thirlby running to the room hand in hand until the body fell to the ground and broke into pieces of Meat puree...

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Dredd quotes

  • Kay: How the fuck are we gonna stop this guy?

    Ma-Ma: Call 911.

  • Judge Dredd: What's the price of a Judge these days?

    Judge Lex: Million. Split four ways.

    Judge Dredd: Three ways now.

    Judge Lex: Suits me.

    Judge Dredd: Doesn't sound like much. To betray the law. Betray the city.

    Judge Lex: Save that shit for the rookies. 20 years I've been on the streets. You know what Mega City One is, Dredd? It's a fucking meat grinder. People go in one end, and meat comes out the other. All we do is turn the handle.