following is the N word super wordy running account spoilers, the students want to see spoilers please the crowd, do not want to see students skip it ~ ~ ~ (impressionistic written, if any deviation, please bear with)
the film will begin on blossoming clouds in the background With the subtitle "This really happened", when the camera turned, Uncle Jim was lying in the hospital bed and began to recall his life: abandoned by his biological mother, his adoptive parents told the truth when he was young, so he aspired to become a man since he was a child Good man, don't let people look down upon. He is a policeman, a pianist for the church choir, loves his daughter, loves (?) his wife, and he can't find anything wrong with him, but such a perfect man has a big secret. He is gay. , Maybe since childhood (Da Ai Jim saw the clip of the cloud guessing shape when he was a child, this child's shoe is seen as a male XX, what else can he be if he is not gay~~). He became a policeman just to find his mother who abandoned him. After years of searching, he found that his mother was there. When he ran to admit his mother nervously, his mother refused to admit him, turned him away, and turned around to celebrate his birthday party, regardless of Uncle Jim's screaming outside the door. After that, Uncle Jim immediately resigned from the policeman and took him. With the whole family left.
When he arrived in Texas, Uncle Jim got a good job and continued to play happily with his wife until one day, when Uncle Jim ran out to steal fishery and got into a car accident (the accident was done so realistically!) Then, the uncle was carried away. Get into the ambulance, yelling to live according to your own wishes in the future. After that, there was a scene where Uncle Jim yelled to his wife: "I'm gay!!!!".
In August 18th, everyone was curious about the two sex scenes in the trailer, both of which took place in the first half of the movie. Uncle Jim played with his super aura, fooled with his wife, and boosted his horsepower with his boyfriend. The contrast is sharp. Uncle Jim is Uncle Jim, and sex scenes can be so happy.
Uncle Jim officially came out and paired with one of his little boyfriends, leading a happy life and a life of extravagance. In order to maintain this state of life, Uncle Jim embarked on the road of fraud.
(I especially like the section where Uncle Jim bought a watch and gave it to his little boyfriend: Uncle slapped a gold watch, threw it out, put it on the little boyfriend's hand, and asked: "Do you like it?" The
little boyfriend replied: "Like it~" The
uncle said: " you do not like ..... "
little boyfriend quickly said:" no ah! "
uncle said:" you just do not like. "
little boyfriend:." really did not, ah, I'm like, "
so several back and forth, then uncle He took off the gold watch that he had just put on the little boyfriend's hand. The little boyfriend was worried that he was upset and a little anxious. At this moment, the uncle put the watch on his hand, and then took out another watch and said, "This I bought my own gold watch, this is for you~~”)
But... I often walk by the river, how can I not wet my shoes~ Uncle Jim was still caught and caught At that time, he yelled: "I can't go to jail, I must be bad there~~" In order to escape, the uncle gave himself insulin, got into the police car but went to the hospital, then took the opportunity to slip away and ran to the top of the building. Ignoring the bitter pleadings of my ex-wife and boyfriend(?), I jumped crookedly when jumping off the building, didn't fall into the garbage dump, and landed directly on his face.
A few months later, a passerby came to the prison and was assigned to Uncle Jim's cell.
Uncle Jim asked, "Is this your first time in jail?"
Passerby A replied timidly, "Yeah!"
The uncle enthusiastically said: "Let’s be your guide~" Then he took the passerby classmate A to familiarize themselves with the environment in the prison, get to know the "ground snake", and told him that if he wanted to get what he wanted in prison, he wanted to go out alive. , There are only two options: give money, or suck dicks~
After a lap, Uncle Jim took Passer-by back to the two-person cell and asked: "I understand, are there any questions?"
Passer-by asked seriously : "Do I need to suck your dick?"
Then the uncle took the passer-by to the two-person world in the cell.
Finally, our gorgeous blonde (note that it's blonde!) Ewan is here. Uncle Jim called his ex-wife, but it was always a message mailbox. Uncle was in a bad mood. This time he turned the phone back and saw a fight in the lounge (you can refer to the trailer), our Classmate Ewan wanted to escape helplessly and moved to the door. Uncle Jim looked at him from a distance, his eyes so obsessed. So Uncle Jim's action to "seduce (harmoniously) rape" Ewan's white rabbit officially began.
First in the library, the two met for the first time. Uncle Jim leaned against Ewan's back with great scheming and reached out to help him with "Civil Law". Ewan said that he wanted to help his inmates who had AIDS get out of the prison, so he wanted to read law books or something. Uncle Jim did what he wanted and gave him advice. Then I lied to classmate Ewan that he was a lawyer and went to jail because of some insurance issues. The two chatted very happily, and laughed so that the others wanted to smoke them, and then the uncle took it seriously and confessed directly (at this time classmate Ewan’s awkward and shy expression is really fascinating~ how can you feel it), But classmate Ewan rejected him, not because Uncle Jim is not good, but because he is going to the next prison today, not staying here, there is no way to understand each other, and then Uncle said: "you'll see."
Classmate Ewan moved into another prison and just entered the cell. The uncle next to the mopping unit stuffed him with a small ball of paper. He didn't pick it up. The uncle turned white and he left at a glance. Classmate Ewan opened the note. Uncle Jim wrote him the first letter, telling him "I will take care everything. Do you like chocolate?" Asking Ewan to pick up the toilet paper on the table next to him, seven or eight pieces of chocolate fell out. (Voiceover: Ewan’s expression was sweet at that time~~~) So the two of them relied on the uncle Mopping Fish Goose to communicate. Gradually, they began to discuss the question of who gets on and who gets off. Super cute Ewan said: "I like both..." Suddenly, Uncle Jim didn’t contact Ewan for three days. Ewan was very anxious, so he lost his temper at Uncle Mopping. Uncle Mopping didn’t kill him, so Ewan sat alone. Sulking on the bed, with tears in his eyes, a person appeared at the prison door and smiled at him. Ewan was surprised when he looked at him. Uncle Jim HLL hugged the quilt and appeared in front of Ewan and said with a smile: "I've promised you, I will take care everything~" It turns out: Classmate Ewan is a sullen sorrow. He didn't say anything. He just sat on the bed and looked at Uncle Jim. Uncle Jim walked up to him and asked him if he was too shocked. , Our classmate Ewan broke out: "Don't say anything, let's f*ck～" and then reached out and untied Uncle Jim's pants...
(Ewan has an offensive aura~) Uncle Jim enjoys his expression, and sits slowly with soft feet. (Everyone should know what classmate Ewan did????) The
following omission (does not shoot sex scenes for Mao?!), the camera goes directly to the two of them lying on the lower bunk together, hugging each other like a young couple. Our classmate Ewan confessed to his former boyfriend, saying that his former boyfriend was just taking advantage of him, and then our uncle Jim naturally said some soft words to coax him. When the sentiment was deep, the yelling man in the cell next door started yelling wildly. Our uncle Jim asked his classmate Ewan why yelling man was making noise. Ewan told Uncle Jim that the yelling man yelled every night, making him unable to sleep.
The next day, the howling man was beaten up by a giant man. Ewan happened to pass by and wanted to persuade him to fight. A passerby next to him told him that someone had paid for a giant man to beat the howling man. Classmate Ewan became suspicious and ran back to the cell "angrily". Uncle Jim was lying on Ewan's bed at this time, and the two began to confront each other.
E: "Did you hire someone to beat him?"
Uncle Jim changed the subject.
E chased after him, with a serious expression: "Look into my eyes and tell me, are you looking for someone to beat him?"
Uncle Jim still smiled hippiely.
Ewan asked again.
This time the uncle admitted and said: "I want to do something for you."
Then our classmate Ewan was very excited, with tears in his eyes, and said: "This is the most romantic thing others have done for me." Then , Threw down Uncle Jim.
Uncle Jim and Ewan led a happy prison life. Take a bath together, shave together, watch a movie together (Student Ewan cries pears and rain in Uncle Jim's arms), eat and drink spicy food in prison with Uncle Jim's connections, and be happy carefree.
Late one night, classmate Ewan spent money to buy inmates in the prison next door to let him play music. Ewan stood on the floor and danced, and Uncle Jim sat on the upper bunk and looked at him with a smile. Classmate Ewan began to act like a baby and said, "Come down and dance with me, let's dance together." Uncle was so grounded by him that he got out of bed and hugged Classmate Ewan and started a slow dance. (I love this one the most, the two kissed while dancing. They were so cute~~~~) Outside the cell, there was a loud swearing by a music cellmate and another cellmate who was too noisy with the music, and inside the cell was overflowing. Two people whose sweet love is not disturbed in any way.
But the happy days will end one day.
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One day, when the young couple was sitting in the lower berth, an uncle guard rushed into the cell with an aura and announced a thunderbolt: "Uncle Jim, you are going to be transferred to another prison!" After that, he dragged people away. (Tucao: At that time, there was a white lady's bridge in my mind~~~), Ewan classmates chased us, Uncle Jim ran, Uncle Jim was dragged away, while shouting: "Everything will be alright!"
as Ewan classmate No longer able to follow Uncle Jim out of the prison gate, he ran around the prison in a detour, and even ran into the prison playground that he never stepped into for Uncle Jim~ Then shouted: "I love you!!! Steve!!!" Uncle was caught. He took the car, frowned, tears in his eyes, and was very excited, and then said: "I love you Phillip Morris!"
Then the uncle began to prosecute again, saying that he was out of prison a few months later, working as a part-timer, and began to rescue at the same time. Classmate Ewan, after the two met, the plan was like this: He pretended to be a lawyer and called everywhere to release Classmate Ewan on bail (or a reduced sentence? This is not very accurate) ~
Here is a violent paragraph: The uncle was very "lawyer" shouting at people on the phone. After hanging up the phone, he walked to the counter and asked excitedly: "Miss, what kind of bread do you want? My boyfriend is about to be released from prison~~~" The lady's expression was embarrassed at the time. ～Miss looked at Barguette (the French baguette that claims to be able to kill a dog) on the stage and did not make a sound. Uncle Jim followed her gaze and moved away from the direction of the bread. (This is because of the shape of the bread~~~).
The day finally came. Our Uncle Jim dressed very decently (like a lawyer~) and went to the prison to pick up Ewan from prison. He said: I am a lawyer for Phillip Morris. "Then our classmate Ewan came out~ rushed to the bear hug~~~~ gorgeous and beautiful circle~~~ the prison guard was embarrassed again...
and then the two began to be sweet + happy again... ...But the lie must be filled with another lie. After being released from prison, a female friend of Ewan was in trouble, and Ewan asked Uncle Jim for help.
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Uncle Jim had to catch the ducks on the shelves, became the defense lawyer of this lady, and then went blind The cat knocked down the dead mouse and was blindfolded to win the case. (Everyone pay attention to the defense lawyer defeated by Uncle Jim, and this person will also appear later~)
After winning the case, Uncle Jim found that he could still live by deception, in order to let my dear classmate Ewan live a happy and luxurious life , He started his big plan of deception. (A certain woman thinks this story is really too long, and it does not reflect the JQ of the two Hongguoguo~~~~)
Uncle Jim applied for a job in a large company and got a job similar to CEO (too long , I don’t remember clearly~), to please the chairman with a three-inch tongue, make a lot of money, buy a house and buy a car (two red sports cars, one with a license plate is STEVE, and the other is PHILLIP), but the point is Ewan This is how the classmate was hidden by Uncle Jim Jinwu. Every day I look forward to the return of this husband (like a little daughter-in-law~). Although Uncle Jim loves classmate Ewan very much, he is busy with his work every day because of his work. , Uncle Jim played really badly), there is no time to accompany Ewan classmates, Ewan classmates can only stay alone with her empty boudoir (the lonely eyes are distressing~).
There is a JQ scene in the middle. The two are happy on a yacht. Our classmate Ewan serves Uncle Jim, and then spit out the "what-what" into the sea (Tucao: Why shoot the distant view). By the way, I read an article introduction and I took two clips at the time: one was spit into the sea, and the other was swallowed. (Voiceover: drag the director out to fight! Don't use this for Mao!) After the filming of this expression, Ewan and Jim watched the replay and appreciated Ewan's swallowing expression.
Speaking of the plot, this extravagant life made classmate Ewan a little scared. He vaguely felt that something was wrong (how a keen female intuition ~~), so he asked Uncle Jim, but Uncle Jim left his attention to him, called Ewan. Don't worry, classmates. Classmate Ewan confessed his sincerity, saying that he didn't care what kind of big house he lived in, what kind of life he lived, and he only wanted the two of them to be together forever. (True confession, affectionate eyes~~~)
Unfortunately, the uncle still didn't say anything, and didn't stop.
As a result, the uncle's stealing of public funds happened, and the uncle found that something was wrong, so he immediately ran home and wanted to take Ewan classmates away (my dear, let's go traveling~~~). At this time, classmate Ewan found out that he fell in love with a liar, and then began to explode (exposure is so weak~~), Uncle Jim hurried upstairs to prepare cash, when he went downstairs, he found that classmate Ewan was gone, just listening to the sports car. The sound of the engine starting~~~~~
Classmate Ewan ran away in anger.
And our Uncle Jim didn't think about running alone, but wanted to find his own feelings and never give up. Crazy to find Ewan classmate but failed, and finally was arrested by the police uncle.
Then the emotional highlight of the story begins.
Uncle Jim was in great pain in the prison and missed classmate Ewan, but classmate Ewan would never come to see him. Therefore, he launched a series of jailbreak plans: dye the prison clothes green and move them into medical staff, and become SM transvestites (actually I don’t know what he is?), but he always ran out soon after Was caught and sent back to prison.
In short, after trying N times, he finally bought time for himself and found the address of classmate Ewan. Driving a limousine, standing at the gate with a rose in hand, looking for his lover. But when Ewan heard that it was him, he didn't even open the door, and began to cry out crying for him as a F***ing Liar! Then our Uncle Jim begged Ewan to open the door.
The door is still closed.
Then Uncle Jim didn’t say a word (I don’t remember...), which made Ewan classmates realize that Uncle Jim is not a lawyer at all. He suddenly opened the door and cursed with tears (refer to the trailer~~ ~), and before Uncle Jim could start explaining, Uncle Police came again.
This time I caught a pair with one catch.
While waiting for the lawyer at the police station, Uncle Jim and classmate Ewan were both handcuffed and sat side by side. Uncle Jim confessed to Ewan next to him, "I love you Phillip..." Anyway, he said very nasty things, but classmate Ewan did not respond to him. Ewan’s lawyer came. Before Ewan left, he left only one sentence, "After you did something like that to me, how can you expect me to love you."
Uncle Jim said, this is the last time I saw Phillip (Classmate Ewan).
Due to Uncle Jim, classmate Ewan was also thrown into prison. (I don't remember whether it was 5 or 7 years)
Uncle Jim didn't think of a way to be in the same prison as him. He seemed to have no desire to live, he didn't eat much, and he would vomit at night.
Uncle Jim has AIDS. (By the way, Uncle Jim’s ex-boyfriend also died of AIDS. Before he died, he told Uncle Jim, don’t be sad, you will always meet someone who truly fits you, and that person, you see his first You know at a glance~)
Uncle Jim is skinny and skinny as time goes by. The prison decided to send him to recuperation. Uncle Jim left the prison and entered the nursing home.
At this time, classmate Ewan was living a normal life in another prison until one day, a cellmate (like the one from Suck dick at the beginning, not sure) came to tell him one thing: Uncle Jim got it. AIDS is dying. Seeing
classmate Ewan, the whole person was dumbfounded. After saying something, I stopped talking when I knew it.
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