Those people who remember the years of eating and not remembering

2022-04-21 09:01:41

It would be no exaggeration to sum up the entire Alien series with the title above.

Especially in the two prequels, the human camp did not have the incomparable Aunt Ripley to support the scene. From beginning to end, it was shrouded in a desperate atmosphere of "everyone here except the biochemical people are hot chickens".

In the previous few human teams, the tragic attack on the street can also be deducted from the black-hearted company Wei Lan, this one... Except that Director Lei forced the entire crew to be mentally retarded in order to promote the development of the plot, I can't find any reason.

When I was watching Prometheus, I had already roared, "Scientists who spent 100 million dollars hired are all human beings who have finished the ball early", but when I saw the contract number, these second-hand goods remained as they were in the previous paragraph. When the department's routines were collectively killed, my psychological activities had evolved into the following style of painting:

wash and pinch! Wash it all for me! ! Sajia has seen your old senior's extremely mentally retarded spit-sucking posture a few years ago, and now you actually want me to see you snorting the same shit in the same posture again? ! Seriously? ! I'd rather this group of 250 just burp in the dormant cabin collectively for the next two hours and watch the Shark Fancy Day, and I don't want to watch the mentally handicapped humans slobbering shit!

Hong Kong, if these people were interstellar stowaways or something, I wouldn't be so crazy, but scientists? ! What jokes are these guys with doubts about their IQs, but they need discipline and lack of discipline, but they need psychological quality and lack of psychological quality. Are these guys actually real scientific researchers? A pathfinder who carries the seeds of human hope? Director Lei, do you have any blood feud with the scientific researchers? How can these strange people seem to be engaged in scientific research? !

Especially the captain who took over after Fu Lanlan Bento! The first second with a look of grievance, I said that my crew didn't listen to the command, they didn't accept me at all, and the next second, they patted their heads and said, comrades, we have just discovered a nearby planet that is likely to be suitable for human survival. I suggest giving up going to that planet. We have studied planets with sufficient information for ten years, so let's colonize the nearby planet directly... Is this something that a reliable leader can do? ! Did you make a mistake? You gave up the colonization plan after ten years of preparation because "everyone doesn't want to go back to sleep in the dormant cabin for seven months." ? ! The investors of the colonization plan agreed with you to change the route casually like this? Have you asked the opinions of the more than 2,000 colonists on board? ! When the only female lead with IQ left in the human crew expressed her objection, the captain's answer was that we could land and investigate first. If it is not suitable for living, we will leave and then implement the original plan. Excuse me? ! Does it make sense that researchers do not have the least awe for the unknown field? An unknown planet can be safely landed as long as the atmospheric composition, geological structure and other conditions are basically similar to the earth, and there is a possibility of being habitable? According to this, there are so many types of terrestrial planets in the vast universe, why can you just go and make a careful plan? !

After landing, a group of people did not wear protective clothing or masks and randomly touched unidentified alien objects, not to mention the killing behavior. For this kind of bottomless slandering of the professional quality of scientific researchers and insulting the IQ of the audience, I have to leave the table. Use the toilet to show respect.

In addition, the performance of the pilot wearing a cowboy hat is also quite eye-catching. When the contract and the landing team lost contact due to signal problems, the high level of professional ethics displayed in this public can be said to be touching:

"My wife seems to be in danger, I'm going to save her!"

"AI warned me that falling to a dangerous height might cause the hull to collapse, but my wife is in danger, so I'm going to save her!"

"My colleagues advised me not to risk the lives of more than 2,000 people on board, but I don't care. Don't you hear how scared my wife

is What about the adventure? Does my wife's life matter?!"

"You don't persuade me any more. I don't know how to listen. I don't believe that with my extraordinary courage and deep love, there is still nothing that I can't overcome. My wife, I'm here!"

Look at this Xiongtai's I can only say that the wife's excellent crisis handling ability showed when her teammates were infected.

Seeing this, I can understand Director Ray's intentions.

Isn't it just to tell us that charging now is not suitable for scientific research?

Well, we all know the truth, so if there is a next film, can we stop wasting ink on this idiot who is not suitable for scientific research? Instead of letting the audience wait patiently to watch a group of pheasant scientists vying to build the big business of alien breeding, it is better to let Aunt Ripley return and tear up a bloody storm with classmate David.

After all, the alien nemesis is angry, biochemical slut or something, no matter what, it is more interesting than "the documentary of human fancy shit"╮(╯_╰)╭.


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1. Who designed the Aragonese hairstyle when David debuted? I promise I won't kill you!

2. For obvious reasons, a relevant department cut off the highlight of Fa shark X Fa shark, which can be compared with this sinful scissors hand, I am afraid that only the one who hyped "Shock! Fa shark is actually in this film" Teach yourself blowjob" classmates.

3. Because a relevant department deleted the highlight of Fa Shark X Fa Shark, I was very angry for a time, swearing and swearing to firmly resist the castration version, but it didn’t take long for me to go to the theater to contribute to the box office in the face of Fa Shark. .

Thanks to this movie for making me realize a fact:

there is no integrity to die face control.

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Alien: Covenant quotes

  • Oram: What do you believe in, David?

    David: Creation.

  • Daniels: You hear that?

    Oram: What?

    Daniels: Nothing. No birds, no animals. Nothing.