Stupid to fly human~

Junius 2022-04-19 09:01:39

Have been wondering while watching the movie, the IQ of humans who can travel long distances has degenerated? Or did the screenwriter drank too much while writing the script? Some people can't die...

1. The entire spacecraft is only one artificial person to complete such a tedious work? Well, maybe the company is short of money. (Be sure to tell future generations that if you want to go on long-term space voyages, you must choose a reliable company, at least not a company that is willing to equip the entire ship with a robot.)

2. The little spaceship actually contains materials for the captain and his wife to build a wooden house? Is the captain's personal belongings storage space relatively large?

3. In such a dangerous cosmic journey, the track is changed because of a human message. The courage is commendable. After detecting some basic planetary data such as air composition and gravitational acceleration, you dare to go down to an unknown planet casually. Your courage is commendable. The expedition team just took a few tattered equipment and ran around without protection, which is commendable courage.

4. When you see an alien in the hull, you dare to shoot randomly. What's the difference between a little girl's behavior of smashing things after seeing a cockroach and a centipede? However, the dangerous cosmic expedition is looking for so few crew members who are not calm, and the colonists probably still have to complain!

5. A certain crew member actually took the lives of thousands of colonists as a gamble to save his wife and a few crew members who were running around without protective equipment? Will the colonists really not complain to the company after they wake up (although the colonists in the movie are probably dead...)?

6. It is possible to destroy the hull at a distance of 80km from the thunderstorm, but it still successfully passes through the thunderstorm? Does the hull still look normal? It only takes 4 hours to basically return to normal? Did Mom really estimate the difference in strength between herself and Thunderstorm? complaint! complaint! What a broken company and what a broken ship!

7. The second captain was foolish enough to run around with David. An android who was entangled with the alien said that the alien mother was not in danger, but he really dared to go up and touch it? After seeing that it is alive, you can still stand still stupidly? There's a reason the company doesn't assign you the captaincy.

8. Team members returning from a planet full of aliens don't have to undergo quarantine? Anyway, find a small dark room to observe for a few days...

So, this is a story about not dying and not dying, no... it's a trailer about not dying if you don't

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Alien: Covenant quotes

  • Oram: What do you believe in, David?

    David: Creation.

  • Daniels: You hear that?

    Oram: What?

    Daniels: Nothing. No birds, no animals. Nothing.