Pig teammates are the villains' undercover

Jacklyn 2022-04-19 09:01:39

If a negative score can be given, it must be negative. Screenwriters and directors, you want to tell a story about the awakening of artificial intelligence and being a god, where can you not tell it? Since the background is space, then follow the common sense of space movies, okay? There are too many flaws to write a short review.

A group of spaceships full of human pioneers, the acting captain and crew are just this group of rabble? ! Not to mention the scumbag decision to take the whole ship to take risks for a strange signal, the necessary detection work before disembarking and landing - it is also possible to put a robot pioneer to explore the way, and the team members' personal protection facilities rushed out without doing anything. Is it lack of funds? Producer? He refused to make more space suits for the actors.

The first infected player, A, dared to smoke in an alien where nothing was detected clearly? ! You are so addicted to smoking and you don't look healthy enough. How did you get selected to be an astronaut? ! The acting captain of the pig teammate, his wife, as a biological researcher, found out that the teammate was infected. Isn't what he has to do to quickly isolate and observe him? Thinking back to SARS in 2003, it was a person who had a cough and fever for more than a week. At this moment on this planet, our professional wives and amateur biological investigators desperately brought the infected back to the ship, paving the way for their own death...

The female pilot of the landing ship of the pig teammates, the biological researcher was stupid and brought back the infected. You locked the door wisely, and you did a good job! But this wit did not exceed 3 seconds, and he let the aliens run away, and then shot and swept away. Dareqing is a role that exists to blow up the landing ship~

Even more powerful is the acting captain, and the crown of the 100% pig captain belongs to him. From his appearance to receiving the bento, it is all to set off the wisdom of other characters. Even the aliens are smarter than him. However, being fooled to death by yourself is also a new way of dying...

The Navigator couple of the pig teammates, the expedition team has only returned two living people + one robot, so they don't need to be quarantined and thoroughly inspected? ! The result of letting the suspicious object go is - hang up while taking a bath! I don't even listen to the alarm broadcast anymore, I can only say that I deserve it.

The last pig teammate: mother! Fake Walter - the real David successfully locked all the living people. When he took control of the spaceship, he used his real name David. Mother actually had no resistance to this outsider and executed orders happily. Isn't mother an undercover agent? Can't explain it!

With the support of so many pig teammates, David's road to success is really helped by God! Next time we see you on Oga 6, God David.

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Alien: Covenant quotes

  • Oram: What do you believe in, David?

    David: Creation.

  • Daniels: You hear that?

    Oram: What?

    Daniels: Nothing. No birds, no animals. Nothing.