In order to lurking in the world to self-mutilate, the tattooed angel cut off its wings, waited for an opportunity to attack and occupied a stick toy store, and performed basic Tingmei body shaping surgery on himself. He stole two packs of smuggled arms and robbed the LAPD police car, and quickly fled north.
At the same time, in a wasteland in Texas, the little awkward teenager who didn't have anything to do and eat was awakened in a nightmare. He was very melancholy because his girlfriend was pregnant with Emperor Brother's child. The silly dad runs a chain of Starfuck coffee, which gathers a hook chef, a black gunman, and a family of three who are prone to incest.
While a group of people was talking about it, the pink grandma who escaped from the Paradise Nursing Home broke into the Paradise Barker Café. I ordered a steak that must be three-mature, but Chef Iron Hook made a mistake with one hand and made Grandma Pink's steak 3.5-mature. At that time, Grandma Pink exploded. My mother wanted 30%, and you gave me 3.5%. Chef Iron Hook was also angry. It's easy for my mother to maimed me and fly the pan directly. It's broken this time, pink grandma became angry from embarrassment, my mother killed you all! Kill you all! ! It's a pity that after all he is old, his two fists are hard to beat four hands. The hero can't stand the crowd. He has been hit with a hidden weapon in the front and a black gun in the back.
Lao Nang Fei and Yi Gan are planning to cook the pink grandma into a giant beef steak. The tattooed angel is here, and his purpose is obvious, to kidnap God's child. The emperor saw through the matter at a glance, and immediately summoned all walks of life to besiege the Starfuck Cafe. The willpower of the people in starfuck are all different from ordinary people. They immediately suffered from Stockholm syndrome collectively and fell in love with the tattooed angels.
After several rounds of offensive, Starfuck's strength is super strong. The emperor thought hard, and finally understood that the silly director B cheated and entered the secret book of unlimited ammunition, grandma!
The screen flashes back to the moment when the tattooed angel and the Texas chainsaw angel broke up. In a corner of the end of the world, sunlight penetrates the thin air...
Chainsaw Angel: Have you had an affair?
The tattoo angel did not answer positively: Whether I have it is not a question, the question is you first think about yourself. Since Genesis, the emperor has told us to love each other.
Chainsaw Angel: It's too late...
Thinking of this, the tattooed angel's wound was brutally torn open again. At this moment, Di Ge's child was also born.
Since Stupid Director B cheated, Di Ge has been very dissatisfied. He squeezed out a group of people who killed Matt and used the bitter tricks in "Thirty-Six Strategies". Sure enough, both the director and the people in Paradise Buck were caught. The emperor smiled without saying a word.
Finally, the Texas Chainsaw Angels came out, and lay down without any effort. The tattooed angel calmly commanded Xiao Nangshi and immediately hijacked the Emperor's child to escape. Stay for yourself and make a close with the chainsaw angel.
Everything in the past is extremely painful now. The tattooed angel stroked the chainsaw angel's face and looked at him affectionately. The Texas angel was almost moved, and wanted to go up and kiss the tattooed angel several times. But, it doesn't work, he can't carry those deep loves on his back, he tries his best to control himself "there is no other way." Spread the wings like a crow, and only with life and death, can he pay homage to that love. "Enough is enough, oops, oops, fucking enough..." In the frantic beating, the tattooed angel hugged his lover and moaned in pain and enjoyment. "Not enough! My mother hasn't put the candle on yet!" The chainsaw angel ruthlessly killed the tattooed angel. Watching the tattooed angel leave, his eyes were filled with tears, and the heavenly pair of SM was taken apart like this. Where did he know that the old wimp had used the atomic bomb with a mini-lighter.
Damn... everything is quiet.
But everything didn't disappear so easily, the chainsaw angel couldn't die, he had to take back Emperor Brother's child. The little wimp was dying and struggling. As a result, the chainsaw angel finally drew out the shimmering dagger. As an angel, he was actually forced to use a dagger! This is a damn shame! It must be done, it must be done! At the very moment, the tattooed angel was reborn, fuck, this sb was actually resurrected in place! And he flew from the sky with a dragon sword to point the sword at the chainsaw angel, but the love for Cadbury made him unable to start. The two of them muttered for a long time, and Cadbury followed the chainsaw angel Cadbury both flew back to heaven.
Xiao Nang Cai was deeply shocked at this moment! "Your mother is cancer! It's cancer! It's too muddy to feed! The two of Cao Ni Mani ran away! What the hell did Cao Ni Mani say!" The
emperor laughed again and said nothing . In heaven, love between angels is not allowed. How can the love between the Texas chainsaw angel and the tattoo angel be hidden from the emperor. Therefore, the emperor thought carefully and finally thought of the strategy of killing shit with a knife.
Director Silly B asked Dige: Can the movie end, right?
The emperor said: Let's fucking talk about world peace!
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