I once said to find a lover like you

Ignatius 2022-09-28 07:59:49

Today is Valentine's Day, a person's Valentine's Day.
It's not sad because you are there. You are everywhere around you.
Buy milk tea, the coin purse is you.
Children, the balloon in your hand is you.
In the bookcase, McDonald’s once children’s set meal is you.
On TV, the children's channel is still you for more than an hour every night.
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I remember in my dorm room I told those roommates who sneered at me when I saw SpongeBob SquarePants, I want to find a lover like you.
Everyone should listen to it as a sneer. But I mean it.
Your cute, fluorescent skin will glow, big eyes, long eyelashes, white teeth, and neatly dressed.
You are optimistic, bullied by the octopus, paid by the crab boss, but you always make your signature laugh.
You are dedicated and conscientious in making delicious Crab King, preventing the pi boss from repeatedly stealing the Crab King recipe.
You are kind, you never bully the stupid Pai Daxing, and you always care for the small nest.
...I
often see non-mainstream people wearing and carrying SpongeBob on the street, which feels like photos of lovers running all over the street.
I don’t know if they have watched SpongeBob SquarePants completely, how much they know about SpongeBob SquarePants, and where they like it. Really, I don't want SpongeBob SquarePants to become popular from the clothing wholesale market and the small commodity market.
In short, today is Valentine's Day, and only SpongeBob is still with me as my lover.

I like you, do you like me?

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SpongeBob SquarePants quotes

  • Squidward: Only 364 days and nine years left until i exchange this concrete tomb for a multi story ocean liner cruise.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Squidward.

    Squidward: SpongeBob.

    Mr. Krabs: The boy and i just thought we'd stop by and check on our convict friend.

    Squidward: Call me what you may, fact of the matter is i found out the mystery customer's name first so i win. I win i win i win i win i win!

    Mr. Krabs: Enjoy your prize.

    Squidward: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Tropical vacation here i come!

    Mr. Krabs: Vacation? Who said anything about a vacation?

    Squidward: What? In the brochure it specifically mentions an ocean liner vacation.

    Mr. Krabs: Oh, you mean that brochure. Well that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers you know. So it's your prize.

    Squidward: You mean no vacation?

    Mr. Krabs: Nope, just the brochure. Well got to get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize Squidward.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: See you on the outside in ten years buddy.

    Squidward: Oh well at least I'll have some peace and quiet for the next ten years.

    Patrick: Hey Squidward. Parcheesi?

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?

    Painting: Arrgh! I'd just be a painting of a head.