It's a hilarious movie

Belle 2022-04-21 09:01:24

When watching this film, I seem to have seen the American version of Aunt Qiong Yao. The lines in it are all spoken slowly, disembodied and sensationalized, in short, it is a show of emotion.

From about 5 minutes into the opening scene of Edward's sultry scene, I shivered all over, and I had the courage to continue after taking two gulps of red wine.

Edward catches up with Bella and then dumps her because we can't be together and I'll hurt you. Isn't this enough to eat, what are you doing early? Then the little werewolf, who was as innocent as a little brother, was seduced by Bella and became No. 2, the best spare tire in the romance movie.

The most shocking thing is that Bella can say to the little werewolf calmly: "I like you", "I need you", "I love you, but if I have to choose, it'll always be collin" . If you want to refuse and welcome, the highest realm of seduction.

Compared to Edward, who has a thin, square face and is covered in white powder, the sun often undresses to reveal his 8-pack abs. After turning into a wolf, the fluffy little werewolf can be used as a cushion and a pillow to keep warm in winter. Li Nan 2 seems destined to be a cup.

In short, I love you, but I can't love you, I love you, but I love him even more. This kind of bloody and vulgar plot is repeated again and again in love movies all over the world. Death is full of soul-stirring beauty, and you must not love or not love happily. This kind of romance novel, which was abused by Aunt Qiongyao in the 1980s and was already disdainful for young Chinese young people, can actually fascinate a large number of American middle school students. I can't help but say that this gave me a perverted sense of superiority. Haven't seen the world.

This movie really wasted a lot of red wine from A Chun and Zhangyan to let me watch it. Fortunately, there are also beautiful Alice and that fluffy little werewolf who only wears a pair of shorts.

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Extended Reading
  • Anthony 2022-03-23 09:01:22

    Like the animal world. Like a stool that cannot be pulled out. Like a dysmenorrhea accompanied by constipation.

  • Andre 2022-04-23 07:01:23

    I'm sure I'll still love Twilight after I'm 20 years old, all the old dinosaurs who still have sexual fantasies about handsome vampires...

The Twilight Saga: New Moon quotes

  • Edward Cullen: Just give me five years and I'll change you.

    Bella Swan: That's too long.

    Edward Cullen: Three?

    [Bella glares at him]

    Edward Cullen: You're so stubborn.

    Bella Swan: What are you waiting for?

    Edward Cullen: I have one condition... if you want me to do it myself.

    Bella Swan: What's the condition?

    Edward Cullen: And then forever.

    Bella Swan: That's what I'm asking.

    [last lines]

    Edward Cullen: Marry me, Bella.

  • Bella Swan: Alice, you've disappeared, like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I'm lost. When you left, when he left, you took everything with you. But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But in a way I'm glad, the pain was the only reminder that he was real. That you all were.