Movie Review about Pirates of the Caribbean 5

Leann 2022-06-09 10:48:38

I'm not interested in the movie itself, 80% of the jokes in the whole play seem to be children's jokes, a child in the same scene is laughing all the time, the bank robbery is inexplicable at the beginning, and Jack seems to be the whole play There is nothing to do, but they are chased by old enemies. One of the heroes and heroine lifts his father's curse and the other finds his father. It's hard for the stupid captain to do something wrong (maybe because he kills innocent people indiscriminately), but this series has never There is any good person or bad person. The protagonist is helping pirates. At least he is not a good person. The stupid father and grandfather died in the struggle with the pirates. Understandably, people want to wipe out all the pirates.

Originally thought that if the curse was lifted, maybe Jack would save a boatload of idiots by the way. After all, he was the one who caused a boatload of people to be cursed, and then redeemed himself. As a result, a few people threw a boatload of people on the bottom of the sea. The main dad just gave himself a bento to die with the fool, but he gave the fool a chance to be a new person, wouldn't he?

How did the ruby ​​come off the island, and how did it end up in Galileo's notebook? Didn't the person who pulled it out see the trident, so he didn't want to hold it, or did Poseidon bury it? After all, it is an artifact, a group of ordinary people just smashed it, in a word, the whole play seems to be made up.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

  • Carina Smyth: My calculations are precise and true. I'm not only an astronomer, I'm also a horologist.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: No shame in that dear. We all have to earn a living, eh?

  • Henry: [about shotgun wedding] Wait. Surely... this is not legal.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: This is not legal.

    Carina Smyth: He's right. Does any man here object to these nuptials?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: I do.

    Priest: Congratulations, you may kiss the bride!