I can't help being angry

Dovie 2022-04-22 07:01:04

Every movie in the series ends up being unfinished. Of course, except for those supported by excellent original works (eg Lord of the Rings). I thought Pirates of the Caribbean would be free from this curse, and it turned out to be no exception.

There are many ways to promote the development of the plot, but the movie only chose 3: 1. The characters are mentally retarded 2. Coincidence 3. Death. The first is the least useful, but is a major part of the movie. The latter two are difficult to navigate, and the movie clearly doesn't do it well.

1. The character is mentally retarded: Captain Jack smiled evilly, put a gold coin in his arms, and then went to the bar to pawn his universal compass. The witch smiled evilly, and the compass was in her hand. Barbossa, who came to the witch, smiled evilly, and took the advice of the centaur, the compass and the witch to the ghost ship and surrendered. The first thing the villain who looks like Shen Teng comes out of the curse is to find Captain Jack, and then wander aimlessly at sea. The two little fresh meats are "little tadpoles looking for their father", and their method is also very good, forcing others to listen to Barbossa's daughter unconditionally and without reason, but because others are also mentally retarded, it works. Barbossa's daughter is responsible for pretending to be self-talking, the youngest is responsible for being beaten when each wave of enemies appears, and the others are responsible for the background boards.

2. Coincidence: Young Master happened to meet Captain Jack as soon as he was released from prison, and Young Master happened to find Jack's crew to help him rob the execution platform. Captain Jack threw it 10,000 times and was not hacked to death and escaped a disaster; the ghost shark ran off to the shore and escaped two disasters; the villain Shen Teng saw land a second before killing Jack, Then put away the knife and walked away, which is understandable, but you went to grab the steering wheel for a long time later, didn't you have time to make a knife before that? escaped the three calamities. The protagonists depend on luck for their lives, with the exception of Barbossa, of course.

3. I hate people who don't respect their role the most. Barbosa can die, and for the film to succeed, Barbosa must be portrayed as a tragic character. Barbossa is on top of the anchor, and the three protagonists and the villain climb up from below. Suddenly the heroine fell, and Barbossa, who was below her, caught her. Either the heroine fell against gravity, we rule out this possibility. Either Barbossa let the three protagonists climb up first and then cut himself off, so why don't you use a gun? Even if you only have a knife, the villain can climb as fast as our protagonist group, and the chop can't cut it, so let him climb up, can we still not deal with him as a group of people? It doesn't make sense after that.

The most direct feature of Pirates of the Caribbean is that it is imaginative but logical. This movie is so unpretentious and illogical, so can "The Jazz". What's more, the author doesn't respect his character and kills him with the plot. As a fan, he can't help but get angry.

(Additionally, the appearance of the two little fresh meats is okay, but there is a difference in an instant when they are placed with Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley_(:з"∠)_)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

  • [Henry saves Carina]

    Henry: From this moment forth we are to be allies!

    Carina Smyth: Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!

  • [Jack is to be executed]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Guillotine? Sounds French. I love the French! How bad can it be? It's French.

    [sees what the guillotine actually is]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh, that bad. I've changed me mind!

    [is frog marched up to the guillotine platform]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: You mean I have to walk up stairs as well for this?

    [is strapped to a body board]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Here's an idea, how about a good old-fashioned stoning? I'd kill to be stoned right now!

    [gets put in the guillotine]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm not normally one to complain, but this basket is full of heads!