I can't help being angry

Dovie 2022-04-22 07:01:04

Every movie in the series ends up being unfinished. Of course, except for those supported by excellent original works (eg Lord of the Rings). I thought Pirates of the Caribbean would be free from this curse, and it turned out to be no exception.

There are many ways to promote the development of the plot, but the movie only chose 3: 1. The characters are mentally retarded 2. Coincidence 3. Death. The first is the least useful, but is a major part of the movie. The latter two are difficult to navigate, and the movie clearly doesn't do it well.

1. The character is mentally retarded: Captain Jack smiled evilly, put a gold coin in his arms, and then went to the bar to pawn his universal compass. The witch smiled evilly, and the compass was in her hand. Barbossa, who came to the witch, smiled evilly, and took the advice of the centaur, the compass and the witch to the ghost ship and surrendered. The first thing the villain who looks like Shen Teng comes out of the curse is to find Captain Jack, and then wander aimlessly at sea. The two little fresh meats are "little tadpoles looking for their father", and their method is also very good, forcing others to listen to Barbossa's daughter unconditionally and without reason, but because others are also mentally retarded, it works. Barbossa's daughter is responsible for pretending to be self-talking, the youngest is responsible for being beaten when each wave of enemies appears, and the others are responsible for the background boards.

2. Coincidence: Young Master happened to meet Captain Jack as soon as he was released from prison, and Young Master happened to find Jack's crew to help him rob the execution platform. Captain Jack threw it 10,000 times and was not hacked to death and escaped a disaster; the ghost shark ran off to the shore and escaped two disasters; the villain Shen Teng saw land a second before killing Jack, Then put away the knife and walked away, which is understandable, but you went to grab the steering wheel for a long time later, didn't you have time to make a knife before that? escaped the three calamities. The protagonists depend on luck for their lives, with the exception of Barbossa, of course.

3. I hate people who don't respect their role the most. Barbosa can die, and for the film to succeed, Barbosa must be portrayed as a tragic character. Barbossa is on top of the anchor, and the three protagonists and the villain climb up from below. Suddenly the heroine fell, and Barbossa, who was below her, caught her. Either the heroine fell against gravity, we rule out this possibility. Either Barbossa let the three protagonists climb up first and then cut himself off, so why don't you use a gun? Even if you only have a knife, the villain can climb as fast as our protagonist group, and the chop can't cut it, so let him climb up, can we still not deal with him as a group of people? It doesn't make sense after that.

The most direct feature of Pirates of the Caribbean is that it is imaginative but logical. This movie is so unpretentious and illogical, so can "The Jazz". What's more, the author doesn't respect his character and kills him with the plot. As a fan, he can't help but get angry.

(Additionally, the appearance of the two little fresh meats is okay, but there is a difference in an instant when they are placed with Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley_(:з"∠)_)

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Extended Reading
  • Ruby 2022-03-21 09:01:22

    No flaws or bright spots, the Black Pearl returns, and the blacksmiths reunited for ten years. Javier Baden came to report the revenge of taking his wife (Penerup). Ladies and gentlemen, you will always remember this day because you saw Captain Jack Sparrow returning to his 20-year-old beauty. Barbossa's family love curtain call, but there is no emotional round between the father and daughter, far inferior to the "Silver Guard" bravely bid farewell to Xingjue moving.

  • Ali 2021-10-20 19:02:50

    The entertainment is okay, just the taste of the old-fashioned overnight meal in the plot. Disney Amway's heart of reunion broke through the sky, no wonder even the captain looked disgusted in the end: evil! Depp, who was once beautiful and flowery, can now only sell slices with small fresh meat, soooooooo sad...

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

  • Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.

    Henry: I don't have a sword.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?

    Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?

    Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.

    Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.

    Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

  • Henry: [Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention]

    [sees a shadowy figure approach]

    Henry: Father?

    Will Turner: Henry. What have you done?

    Henry: I said I'd find you.

    Will Turner: Look at me, son.

    [half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]

    Henry: I don't care.

    Will Turner: There's no place for you on the Dutchman.

    [the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background]

    Will Turner: They know you're here. Get home to your mother.

    Henry: No!

    Will Turner: Leave now. Before it's too late.

    Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.

    Will Turner: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?

    Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.

    Will Turner: Henry, no.

    Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.

    Will Turner: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.

    Henry: I found you.

    Will Turner: It's just a tale.

    Henry: Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.

    Will Turner: You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...

    Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.

    Will Turner: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken.

    [takes off his necklace]

    Will Turner: This is my fate.

    [places the necklace in Henry's hands]

    Will Turner: You must let me go.

    [reaches out to gently touch Henry's face]

    Will Turner: I love you, son.

    Henry: [the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]

    [while lying inside his rowboat]

    Henry: Captain Jack Sparrow.