About the violent version of "Septic Princess" de Ultimate Tucao~~~

Precious 2022-04-22 07:01:04

When I heard Bella cheated on the director, my evil nerves told me that this might be a good movie. In my bloody imagination, if a director falls in love with his actor, then this role will be a role that he will create with vigorous passion and love.
But...
the movie begins, with a rather pale beginning. It's okay, I'm still a little patient. Continuing to watch, I feel that except for the switching of the scene, there is no sense of rhythm, the rest is barely enough. Until the septic princess comes out! ! I used to be quite porridge Bella! That pale paper face is just too beautiful to play a vampire, but how about playing Bai Xue... I feel a little too thin. In the fairy tales I read before, Bai Xue's face was a little fat.
So far, a very mediocre film, not worth my complaints. But—she's running! ! ! This thing really runs fast! There is wood! ! A princess who has been in prison for more than ten years, didn't her motor function degenerate long ago? ! Why does Mao look like a track and field athlete as soon as he is released? ! I didn't exercise for a year in college, and I ran like a ghost at 800. And her gorgeous side-slip (sliding into the sewer to escape), too accurate! ! Has your potential to be a vampire burst out? !
I know. . You must be exercising every day in prison, pressing your legs, doing push-ups, etc., waiting to seize the opportunity to escape, too smart. Blame us ignorant audiences for not understanding the director's painstaking efforts.
Okay, here, my purpose for watching movies has changed. With a curious mind, I thought: Is there anything more vulgar?
The scene switching is still inexplicable, and the plot begins to fragment. At this point, I can begin to understand why some people say that it took 7 days to read it. Forgive me, I also played games in the middle of the game, and I also jumped and watched a few times in many places.
about the style of the film. I want to say, director, can you stop playing mashups like this?
1. Gothic. I like the queen's clothes, but when she crawled out of a pile of oil like that, seriously, I thought of Sadako. Also, blue butterflies are good, but it's too heavy for you to sting them on a pile of carrion? Gothic doesn't equal disgusting. Don't try to imitate Tim Burton, you're still in the heat.
2. Fairytale forest. Veteran moviegoers must have noticed at once that this is a complete copy of Miyazaki's "Princess Mononoke". In fact, the handling of this section is very important, because the only bright spot in this film is here, otherwise it will be gray from the beginning, and it will not suppress people to death. So, fresh green is a must. But the truth is, the forest seems endless throughout the film. Without any foreshadowing, this forest appeared out of thin air. I am here, not to say that the appearance of a special scene must be preceded by a certain foreshadowing. But foreshadowing can have a fascinating effect, so the general screenwriter will not miss making a fuss on it. If there is no foreshadowing, it is that the screenwriter wants to give us a big "surprise". The film does give us a "surprise" of plagiarism. Even the deer is exactly the same. I mean can't you just change horses? That white horse that carried Bella all the way and ended up in a swamp, I have always been thinking about it~~
3. Personal heroism. It's really weird, when did the princess become the savior? Also The One! Do you think you are Neo? Ever since the Black Forest, I've been thinking, isn't this guy wearing jeans? In the end, even the armor was put on, what else can I say. Brother Hammer also said weakly, you are very charming in armor, you are really blind to my dog's eyes.
Finally back to the heroine. Completely followed the bitterness in Twilight, frowning + closing eyes + swallowing saliva. Even when he ascended the throne, he seemed to be suffocating to death due to lack of breath. I like her Bella very much, but can you stop Bella like this?
The Queen's roar is still very powerful, but it is still far from our Ma Jintao! Ahhhh!
In short, I am still very pleased that such bad films will be made abroad, which makes our domestic films no longer so unbearable. I love peace, and it is inevitable to complain. It is purely entertainment.

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Snow White and the Huntsman quotes

  • Finn: I admire your fight, Huntsman. Your wife was the same.

    The Huntsman: What do you know of my wife?

    Finn: I remember them all. But especially the ones with fight. She screamed your name but you weren't there. Now you can beg her forgiveness in the other world.

  • Gus: I won't leave you, miss.