All my life is rum and freedom

Maxine 2022-04-20 09:01:15

Still excited to see Jack

But it's time to rant

Who wrote the script, you can come out and fight

Please give me back my spirited Captain Jack Sparrow

The plot is protracted and the old-fashioned character settings are not novel enough

And when Jack exchanged the compass for the wine, it felt like he wanted to force the villain? And no matter how many times he loves the sea more than rum and no matter how many places in the world he hides treasures and wine, didn't he still find the last gold coin in the vault at the beginning? what about the meaning

All I can say is that the guillotine is still interesting.

The male protagonist just came out and gestured twice as a joke. Except for calling me God, how could you be the Captain Jack that I heard about? There is absolutely no courage and wisdom of Will Turner.

Not to mention the heroine, the heroine is like a mentally retarded, embarrassed acting, and unpleasant character settings If you lose such an enemy who is also a friend, do you feel more distressed about the little monkey?

Not to mention the villain, the villain in this movie is weak compared to Barbossa, Davy Jones, Colleen Buso and even Blackbeard. He can still kill all the pirates.

Not to mention the witch in this one, it's not as good as Colleen Buso's toes

It is all supported by feelings and uncle Pu

It's still a little comforting to see the crew barbossa monkeys and even the navy still there but why are the funny duo missing their eyeballs and haven't found it yet TAT

And Salazar and his crew who died at the end were cursed and resurrected. Shouldn't the lifting of the curse be to let them die peacefully, why should they come alive and take me Barbossa? ?

In the end, it turns out that Weltner came back with Davy Jones.

Well I still believe the next Captain will come back with glory and treasure singing the praises

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Extended Reading

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales quotes

  • Captain Jack Sparrow: Who are you?

    Henry: My name is Henry Turner. Son of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Ewww. You're the evil spawn of them two.

    [pause]

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Does mummy ever ask about me?

    Henry: No.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh go on. She call my name in her sleep?

    Henry: She never spoke of you.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: Are you sure we're talking about the same people? He's a cursed eunuch. She's golden-haired, stubborn, pouty lips, neck like a giraffe, and two of those wonderful...

    Henry: Yes! Yes, it's her.

  • Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.

    Henry: I don't have a sword.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?

    Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.

    Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?

    Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.

    Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.

    Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?

    Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?