Well, let's see what the movie was about before liberation.
A long, long time ago, a queen of the Shanzhai Kingdom suddenly went to pick a rose, but because she was too firm and ruthless, she was pierced by the thorn of the rose. But the novelty is that she did not mutate into Rose Man, but became pregnant and gave birth to Snow White. But who knew that the good times would not last long, and the condition of the rose stabbing broke out, and within a few years, a generation of queens drove the crane west.
Then, the old king had a brain-dead attack and led a large group of cavalry dressed in heavy medieval style to attack a group of dark soldiers who climbed out of "The Lord of the Rings". It was said that such a large number of soldiers were lined up neatly, and the enemy rushed over and remained motionless, which made people think it was fake, but I didn't expect the enemy to move again as soon as the enemy rushed in, so it wasn't fake. Later, it was found that these dark soldiers were robots made of broken iron filings. It seemed that the remote control signal was delayed.
Then the old king married the evil queen home and was killed before taking off the queen's clothes on the wedding night. Maybe it was because she thought the sex scene was too vulgar, the queen decided to take the literary route and take a milk bath for the audience to watch. Who knows that this pool of milk is definitely a condensed version of Sanlu and Mengniu, this is not milk, it is white paste for painting the walls! The queen came out of the white pulp with the crown on, Nima wants to cos the Goddess of Liberty!
Then the queen's little brother went to mention Snow White's prison, but when it came to the end, he had to commit the same troubles as all the villains, so Snow White was stunned to run away. So the queen sent seven Nazgul to chase, who knew that it was not Aragorn but Thor, the god of thunder.
After several twists and turns, Thor took Snow White out of the dark forest of "Sleepy Hollow", met a group of Persian female warriors, took them by boat through the mist, and came to the fairy island "Avalon" in the lake. Who would have thought that Snow White would chase the Nazgul wherever she went. The Nazgul team that joined the elf shooter Legolas really increased in combat power, and Avalon was burned to the ground before a night.
So Thor took the little princess to continue on the road, and finally met the seven dwarfs. Don't worry, it's not a dwarf, it's clearly seven dwarf warriors. The dwarf warriors took them to the planet Pandora of Avatar, and they met the white deer of "Princess Mononoke" smoothly. The meeting was going on in a good atmosphere. Unexpectedly, the Nazgul attacked again and executed a white-skinned and bearded guy with one arrow (are you sure it wasn't bin Laden?) and then another precise long-range shot. the dwarf poet. Nima dwarves are still better off with meat, and agility has no future! At this time, the prince Lagras, who had been dormant for a long time, jumped back and killed Uncle Black. After the uncle fell to the ground, he said, "Actually, I'm your father..."
After burying the dwarf poet, the expedition of the Lord of the Rings (one with an axe, one with a bow, one with a sword, plus a few more) A hobbit) over the mountains and mountains, and continue to march towards the Black Evil Tower.
On the way, the evil queen turned into a prince and abducted the princess, and the classic apple play was staged. Unexpectedly, the queen started talking again at the critical moment, almost stealing chickens without losing money and pushing rice down by the two big men who came. Fortunately, the queen secretly learned Uchiha Itachi's unique illusion, and turned into a crow to fly away. Then the prince went up to kiss the princess without saying a word, as if someone had called him. Who knew that this trick would not work long ago. However, Uncle Thor finally fell in love with a kiss. Not only did he wake up the princess, he also kissed her and cried. Well, Bella MM, the fair and delicate prince, the rough and strong hunter, the twilight instantly illuminates the whole fairy tale world.
Then the war drama opened, Snow White ignored her small body and imitated William Wallace, "Would you like to use this switch as an opportunity, just a chance." After some speeches, a group of diaosi with pitchforks and rakes instantly appeared full of six-frame god costumes. The princess herself also put on the costume of Joan of Arc, stole the vanguard shield painted with the holy tree of Gondor, and learned from Hua Mulan to play the banner of "joining the army for her father". A group of tall, rich and handsome men with secrets got on their horses and rushed to the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry built in the middle of the sea...
The dwarf warriors opened the gate from the sewers of Shawshank Prison, "Brave the Dead Island", and the righteous warriors killed all the way to the front of the Roshan Demon King (Queen). Unexpectedly, the queen summoned the upgraded version of the iron filing robot again, and rushed towards the face with all kinds of sincerity, and all the miscellaneous soldiers fell to the ground instantly. Inexplicably, Snow White, who threw the Vanguard Shield, went up to fight against the Queen, and it was conceivable that all kinds of things were knocked down and knocked down. But at a critical moment, the queen's stubbornness relapsed. Not only did she say "believe it or not, I'll kill you" and the like, but she also jumped into the fire to show her self-abuse, and did not see that Thor was using Captain America's shield to deal with it. Where's your scrap metal robot? So unsurprisingly, the queen was stabbed to death by Snow White's hidden little dagger. Only then did I understand that the most deadly weapons are small things, such as this dagger, such as that rose thorn, and Thor's axe and horse are all weak. So the princess was crowned smoothly. On the white tree of Minas Tirith
, flowers bloomed like in "The Lion King". Middle-earth was united again.
, By the way, in addition to the cottage, there are also shoddy clothes. Especially in the dark forest, Snow White's ever-changing "off-the-shoulder dress"...I just can't keep ranting...
and the music. As a magical film, the music of this film neither has the atmosphere of "Braveheart", nor the ferocity of "Three Hundred Spartans". What impression have you had.
Well, that's it, children's shoes who think they are insulated against lightning can challenge their limits. However, there are quite a lot of stars and big names in this film, and the actors' performances are also justified. And the art design is also good, a few lenses are also used well, but I took a lot of pictures.
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